Are you worried that you don't love Leela enough? Too much? Have you even heard
of her? (If you haven't, you might want to cut out of this website, now.) If you
are, worry no more! The Leela Lover Test is designed to tell you how much you...
take a wild guess, bub. Each question is lovingly handcrafted by a couple of guys
who got drunk and wrote this quiz in the snow. For each question, choose the response
that best reflects your situation. You might want to write the answers down, as
we are not scoring it for you. After you're done, click "Done" and you'll
see how you did. Ready? ...Well, we're starting anyway. I told you to go to the
snow before we left. You want me to turn this car around?!
Question 1 - Leela falls in love. She pops you the question You're
already married, but she doesn't know that. What do you say?
- "I'm sorry, I'm already married."
- "Sure. Just let me go... commit... certain deeds."
- "Let's buy an airplane."
Question 2 - You find a tanktop that matches Leela's- white, low-cut.
You're a guy. You...
- Look for something similar in the men's section
- Undergo expensive surgery and buy the tanktop
- Look for one with a picture of an airplane
Question 3 - Temptation Island. You and Leela are going on a Dream
Date. You have 2 Caribbean locations to choose from...
- Camp X-Ray, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
- The airplane
Question 4 - Is your name Matthew Lenahan?
- My name's Airplane.
Question 5 - Which of these 3 objects reminds you most of Leela?
- Ponytail haircut
- Donkey feces
Question 6 - If I could change one thing about Leela, it would be her...
- Number of eyes
- Name to Amy
- Mode of transportation to an airplane
Question 7 - I visit the Leela Zone...
- Every couple days
- And worship it and all its layouts
- Via airplane
Question 8 - Your feelings on Alkazar?
- A take-off of Al from Married... With Children
- Worse than bin Laden for treating Leela like that
- You know what he needs? An airplane.
Question 9 - Zapp Brannigan is...
- A big jerk
- An airplane
Question 10 - Upon first seeing Leela in Space Pilot 3000, my
initial reaction was...
- "She's a looker."
- "Hey! YOU'RE not Marvin Martian!"
- Aw, the hell with it, airplane airplane airplane airplane airplane airplane
Test over! Now, to find out if you're totally besotted about Leela, remember what you
answered and then click here.