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1ACV07: My Three Suns
- Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute!
- I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot; you don't even have a sense of taste.
- Fry, you have to be more careful, you're not in the twentieth century, anymore; you don't know how things work here.
- What's this spice for? [Little Neptune market store owner: "That's powdered swamp root. Makes irresistible to the opposite sex."] Uhhh, that's ridiculous.... I'll take two pounds.
- What the Hell were you doing? I warned you to stay away from those guys.
- Listen, this is Bender's first meal, and he's a little sensitive, so let's be supportive, OK. [Crew agree.] Oh, dear God! [Leela and crew spit out the food.]
- OK, Fry, here's the package to deliver, and for once in your life be careful. This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror, and I'd like it to be a pleasant one. [Slaps Fry's hand when he's mocking her. Fry: "Ow!"] Don't touch anything or talk to anyone, just go to the palace, drop it off, and come right back.
- So, after I specifically asked you not to touch anything, you drank a bottle of strange blue liquid, it could have been poisonous acid.
- That's it Fry. As your captain, I order you back to the ship; you are in way over your head.
- Does anyone else think it's odd that a shiftless twenty-five year old delivery boy could drop out of the sky, kill the emperor and be rewarded, instead of punished.
- Fry, I have to talk to you, you're in terrible danger.
- You're in tremendous danger, you idiot. Half these emperors were drunk at their own coronation.
- No, they were assassinated. In fact, the law says you'll be killed on the spot if you fail to recite the oath from memory. [Fry: "Yeah, I was going to thumb through that later."] Uhhh, that is completely reckless, don't you ever think ahead?
- Uhhh, I give up! You're gonna get yourself killed, and, this time, I won't be able to save you.
- That's it! [Throws book to the ground.] I'm never helping you again. If anyone except you needs me, I'll be in the ship.
- [Bender: "Now, I don't like you and you don't like me."] I like you. [Bender: "You do!"]
- Listen Fry, I think I can get us out of this if you're willing to let me help you.
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