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1ACV01: Space Pilot 3000
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Good afternoon, sir.
I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's eve, so I'd like to decide your fate quickly, and get outta here.
Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
Interesting... your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great great great great great great great great great great great great nephew.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Hold still, dammit! I don't have good depth perception.
You've got to the count of five to let me outta here! One... [gets frozen]
Oh, come on... he's just a poor kid from the stupid ages!
No one makes fun of my nose!
Look... I know it's not much consolation, but I understand how you feel.
I understand... I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby, and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone.
I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park.
Fry: “Wow! A real robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?” Robot: “Bite my shiny metal ass.”