Rap By Alexei 'Pimpinslacker' Ehrensperger
Alexei 'Pimpinslacker' Ehrensperger sings to his rap, with backing music (3.1MB)
STILL WANT FUTURAMA BACK by Alexei 'Pimpinslacker' E.
Note: I've made this rap more user-friendly, or rapper-friendly or whatever
you want to call it. See the bold, underlined letters? If you have a 4/4 beat
then each of the four letters in a line comes to lie precisely (well, more or
less) on the appropriate beat. This should make it a lot easier for you if you'd
like to rap this yourself. Mail me if you got any questions, fanmail or hatemail.
Though I'll probably just ignore the last. Oh yeah, lemme know if you want an
instrumental version of the song and I'll send it to ya.
Alright. This is my second rap song about Futurama
and it's got some feeling to it so, just listen.
When I look
back on the show that brought me so
many laughs I wonder
how Fox could stab me and its* fans
in the back. Why did they
do the one thing I feared the most,
ghosts and TV hosts with shit up their
one more good thing shut
down before it's time. That's why I'm
writin' a rhyme so I can open my mind
y'all. Even in my second rap I don't
curse cause it
hurts when I think of bad words and
Futurama at the
same time. Fox ain't worth a dime,
not a cent, they're not
decent they're criminals --message
Dennis Wilson, shove that C&D
ass. Sure, we laughed
at that but still want Futurama
back it's just funnier than you acting
like a girl. Wanna
banish TLZ from this world? Gotta
earlier than that to do it. You blew it.
Not that I'm on your side,
screw you and your little friends. This
is where your story ends.
voice! Don't make the wrong choice, keep it runnin.
Yeah yeah yeah
Rupert, you really look like one of
the men who shave in
places other than above the neck.
dog! Walkin around not caring about
us. Where would you
be without us, man? [Sleepin in a
"Oh, look at me, I'm so rich
and so powerful." -Man, you
suck, Rupert, you blow. Futurama was
wonderful but you
had it cancelled. Didnya**, dog, didnya?
I guess I'll
meet you bastard one day in hell,
to hear you yell.
Hear my voice! Don't make the wrong choice,
keep it runnin the fast
track we want Futurama back you bastards
get off your
asses and order new episodes
now. We're your
fans, goddammit, without us you ain't
And that's all there is to it. I mean, it's ok to make a stupid decision once
in a while but this one crossed the line. We've sent them letters, we've
sent em mails and still they didn't order new episodes. Just crazy.
*the "it's" refers to the show of course, not to Fox.
** =''didn't you''