Futurama

One-Eyed Woman

Song by Willy Pete

The following is my third futuraman filksong, and the second Leela-themed one. And all within about a week. What can I say... Caffine, sleep deprivation, 5 Aggresserol tablets and a rhyming thesaurus can be a dangerous combination.

Sung to the tune of "Witchy Woman" by The Eagles.

Lilac hair and ruby lips,
Pilots stellar cargo ships.
Seen the Cosmos on her countless flights,
She's a star spelunker in the Cave Of Night.

Woooo, hoooo, One-eyed woman,
See how far she flies.
Woooo, hoooo, One-eyed woman,
Seen every world in the skies.

She's never run from any fight;
Been battle-tempered with laser light.
Braved the lethal Jovian typhoons,
And she's faced the savage beasts of Io's poisoned dunes.

Woooo, hoooo, One-eyed woman,
See how far she flies.
Woooo, hoooo, One-eyed woman,
Seen every world in the skies.

Most folk need depth perception.
This woman's the exception;
She's returned from where the DOOP won't tread.
And there's some rumors goin' round
Her folks lived underground,
But call her mutant to her face and you could end up dead.

Woooo, hoooo, One-eyed woman,
See how far she flies.
Woooo, hoooo, One-eyed woman,
Seen every world in the skies.

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