(Song for Soukid2000's Perfect Fry fiction)
rap music start.
used to be a simple guy who played a lot of video games,
Then I take a look at my pasta and realize it's never plain.
But that's just perfect for a one-eyed lady like me
I steal shiny things like a lot bling bling bling.
Kong: At 4:30 in the morning I try to kill those near here,
Prof. Dollar feeds his pets and Brett rocks, just kidding.
have been crying so long.
Even Lisa thinks I'm still dead for now...
Dollar: I'm the cheapest of this land, and I'm into boringness.
got a bible on my hand and a wig on my head.
But if I finish cooking all the pasta and all of you wake up.
and Bender: Then we're going party like it's 2999.
staff: We been spending most our lifes. Living in a perfect life.
We've been working like elves, Living in a perfect life. There's hard
shooting and sacrifices, Living in a perfect life. We sell cheap
video games at discount prices, Living in a perfect life.
Hitchin' up the buggy, makin' lots of pasta.
Raised a poker game on Monday, soon I'll make another.
Think you're really sexy. Think you're pure of heart. Well, everyone
knows my wife is a million times as better as you.
don't be vain and don't be whiny or else...
and Leela might just have to get medieval on your ::beep::
staff: We been spending most our lives, Living in a perfect life,
We're all crazy non-civilians, Living in a perfect life, We wish
there was no bad FBI and noisy cows, Living in a perfect life, But
it's okay someone better Brett is here, Living in a perfect