Futurama Jingle Bells

Song by Daniel J. Fry

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells.
Zoidberg smells.
The chicken lawyer layed an egg.
The ship went down in front of town
and Hermes was seeing red*. 

(Zoidberg voice) Hey!

O, Jingle bells
Zoidberg still smells
and Amy got an A.
Leela kissed Fry in front of "That guy"
which name nobody could spell*.

(All together) Hey!

O, Jingle bells
Bender yells
We're out of booze and beer!
the crowd goes wild as Zoidberg farts
and Santa sends them to hell*.