Futurama

The Twelve Days of X-mas

Song By Mario (aka GermanFryFan) and FuturamaFreak

(Based on "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

On the first day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
A a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the second day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the third day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the fourth day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the fifth day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the sixth day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the seventh day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
7 velvet pillows
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the eighth day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
8 holiday postcards
7 velvet pillows
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the ninth day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
9 plasma guns
8 holiday postcards
7 velvet pillows
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the 10th day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
10 priceless cigars
9 plasma guns
8 holiday postcards
7 velvet pillows
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the 11th day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
11 backdoor keys
10 priceless cigars
9 plasma guns
8 holiday postcards
7 velvet pillows
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

On the 12th day of X-mas,
I stole from that lady
12 golden rings
11 backdoor keys
10 priceless cigars
9 plasma guns
8 holiday postcards
7 velvet pillows
6 pack of beer
5 silver dollars
4 family photos
3 jars of pennies
2 former husbands
And a slipper on a shoe tree.

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