Episode Transcript

6ACV01: Rebirth (Anamatic)
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Maurice Lamarche* voice over: At the count of three, You will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been canceled by idiots, then brought back by bigger idiots. 1... 2... *Clicks Fingers*

*Music Cue*

Fry: Professor, My hair's all frizzy.

Farnsworth: Ok.

Fry: That's all.

Fry: Oh, also; I'm covered with severe burns.

Farnsworth: SO? WHAT OF IT?

Fry: Well, why is- those things?

Farnsworth: *Gasps* You mean you don't remember?

Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.

Farnsworth: *sighs* I suppose it's for the best, considering those unbearable horrors you've endured. Let's never speak of it again.

Farnsworth: It all began a few days ago, We were interstellar fugitives on the run from the law.

Zapp: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodeling.

*Laser shots*

All: Yelling and Screaming

Zapp: *Yodels*

Kif: *Sighs*

Farnsworth: And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of toungesmanship, we plunged into a massive wormhole. Never to be seen again.

Bender: Yeah, We're back.

All: *Cheers*

Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince, we're back at Earth!

Farnsworth: Of course, that was the Panama wormhole, Earth's central channel for shipping!

Zoidberg: *Laughs* How humerous.

Farnsworth: Yes! It's sort of a- Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now!

Amy: I get it!

[The Nimbus appears behind the Planet Express ship and shoots, hitting them]

Fry: We've lost power to the forward gameboard, Mario not responding!

Leela: Brace for emergency landing!

Farnsworth: Roger that, activate safety spheres!

[The crew activate their safety spheres and only Farnsworth's covers his entire body]

Farnsworth: Also mine has air conditioning.

[Planet Express HQ hanger door opens and the Planet Express ship crashes into the road next to it]

Zapp: *Yodeling*

[The nimbus crashes on top of the Planet Express Ship]

Farnsworth: Thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I survived with only trivial brain damage.

Fry: And the others?

Farnsworth: Right here behind this horror shield.

Fry: Are they dead?

Farnsworth: Oh, no no no, much worse.

[Farnsworth opens the horror shield revealing the heads of the crew, Kif, Labarbera, and Zapp attached to their skeletons hanging by wires]

Fry: *Screams*

[Cue Futurama Intro]

* - In the actual episode, John Di Dimaggio, the voice of Bender, does the intro; but on the animatic from which this was made, it is not his voice.