6ACV01: Rebirth (Anamatic)
Transcribed by unknown
Maurice Lamarche* voice over: At the count of three, You will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been canceled by idiots, then brought back by bigger idiots. 1... 2... *Clicks Fingers*
Fry: Professor, My hair's all frizzy.
Fry: That's all.
Fry: Oh, also; I'm covered with severe burns.
Farnsworth: SO? WHAT OF IT?
Fry: Well, why is- those things?
Farnsworth: *Gasps* You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Farnsworth: *sighs* I suppose it's for the best, considering those unbearable horrors you've endured. Let's never speak of it again.
Farnsworth: It all began a few days ago, We were interstellar fugitives on the run from the law.
Zapp: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodeling.
All: Yelling and Screaming
Farnsworth: And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of toungesmanship, we plunged into a massive wormhole. Never to be seen again.
Bender: Yeah, We're back.
Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince, we're back at Earth!
Farnsworth: Of course, that was the Panama wormhole, Earth's central channel for shipping!
Zoidberg: *Laughs* How humerous.
Farnsworth: Yes! It's sort of a- Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now!
Amy: I get it!
[The Nimbus appears behind the Planet Express ship and shoots, hitting them]
Fry: We've lost power to the forward gameboard, Mario not responding!
Leela: Brace for emergency landing!
Farnsworth: Roger that, activate safety spheres!
[The crew activate their safety spheres and only Farnsworth's covers his entire body]
Farnsworth: Also mine has air conditioning.
[Planet Express HQ hanger door opens and the Planet Express ship crashes into the road next to it]
[The nimbus crashes on top of the Planet Express Ship]
Farnsworth: Thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I survived with only trivial brain damage.
Fry: And the others?
Farnsworth: Right here behind this horror shield.
Fry: Are they dead?
Farnsworth: Oh, no no no, much worse.
[Farnsworth opens the horror shield revealing the heads of the crew, Kif, Labarbera, and Zapp attached to their skeletons hanging by wires]
[Cue Futurama Intro]
* - In the actual episode, John Di Dimaggio, the voice of Bender, does the intro; but on the animatic from which this was made, it is not his voice.