Episode 1: And The Story Begins
Narrator: Hello. I'm Adam West, and I'm
going to be your narrator for this extremely long, but funny, story.
It all takes place on a deserted island off the cost of New York. No,
not New Jersey, but a little less ugly island where five shows, or
teams, are gonna stay for a month until each one of them cracks and
one team is left standing. Let's meet the teams now.
Team 1/Futurama: Hello. We're team one.
My name is Leela.
Fry: I'm Fry and this is my best friend
Leela: And this is Amy, Hermes,
Professor Farnsworth, Dr.Zoidberg, Kif and to my dismay, Zapp.
Zapp: That's Captain Zapp Brannigan!
But I'll forgive you my sweet.
Leela shudders, camera moves to their
Team 2/Family Guy: Hi!My name is Lois,
this is my husband Peter, our dog Brian, my daughter Meg and my sons
Stewie and Chris, we're team 2.
Chris: Ya! Team 2 rocks!
Bender: Shut up meat bag!
Camera moves again.
Team 3/The Simpsons: Where's the free
Marge: There is no free food Homer.
Bart: In fact we get no food at all.
Lisa: (gesturing to the camera) You
guys we have to introduce ourselves. Hi,my name is Lisa, this is my
brother Bart, my sister Maggie and my parents, Homer and Marge. I
guess we're team 3. Oh and this is Ned.
Ned: Didlidadlly do!
Homer: No food! No food? How do you
expect me to live for the next week?
Team 4/The Power Rangers: Hi we're the
Red Ranger: Let me introduce myself and
my team mates, each one a different color of the rainbow. I'm Red,
this is Blue, Yellow, Purple, Green, Crimson, Platinum,
Silver.....and finally Brown.
Lisa: Is Brown a part of the rainbow?
Bender: It is now.
Team 5/Pokemon: Hi!My name is Ash, and
this is my faithful pokemon, Pickachu.
Ash: And this is Misty and Brock.
Brock:Wow, who is that pretty lady? Hi,
my name is Brock.
Meg: Mom! This guy is hitting on me!
Laughs are heard from Team 1 by Fry and
Lois: Get away from my daughter!
Lois slaps him and pulls Meg away.
Laughs are still heard from Team 1 and Lois glares at Fry and Bender
and they stop. The camera moves to the left to reveal Adam.
Adam: Hello teams! My name is Adam
Fry: West? I think I know someone with
that same last name was it Joe? Nah was it Mike, no Bill? Nah...
Adam: (looking at Fry strangely)
Anyway's are you ready to play The Stupid Gate?
All teams: Ya, I guess, Sure, etc.
Adam: OK just let me tell you the
rules. One: No food.
Screams are heard from Homer and Peter.
Amy: Then how are we going to stay
Adam: You have to hunt for your own
food. (whispering to himself) That will be hard because the stupid
Network didn't put animals on the Island!
Leela and Lois: We heard that!
Adam: Anyway's, rule two: You can do
whatever you want to your opponent.
Stewie: Even murder?
Adam: Yes,even murder.
-Stewie dream -
He's roasting Lois on a fire with an
apple in her mouth. Stewie is laughing in the background.
Stewie: Yes, yes!
Adam: Yes.And the last rule. Rule three
is once you've had enough, send up this road flare and we will pick
you up, not unless you've been killed already.
Red Ranger: But if one person on your
team has enough, the whole team goes down?
Adam: That's right! Well, good luck
everyone! I hope this island doesn't get the best of you. Your month
stay starts right now!
Adam left them and got in a helicopter.
Everyone watched as he flew in the air. Sand flew into everyone's
Adam: See ya suckers!
P. Farnsworth: Wha?
(Camera opens with a shot of the
Leela: Well, if we're gonna live on
this island might as well get to know each other.
She sat down on the ground, Amy, Fry
and Bender followed suite and gestured the rest of the group to sit
as well. One by one each team sat with them in a big circle.
Leela: Who's going first?
No one answered her. There was silence
until Leela nudged Fry in stomach.
Leela: (whispering) Fry, introduce
Fry: Me? Oh alright. (standing up) Hi
everyone, my name is Phillip J. Fry, but you can call me Fry. I'm
from a show called Futurama set in New York, I was cryogenically
frozen in the year 2000. I'm 27, single and my hobbies include
Bart: Yo man! This isn't a dating
service. Get on with it!
Fry: (whispering to Leela) I can't do
He sat down and glared at Bart. He just
smiled back and grinned. Then they both frowned at each other as if
they just remembered something.
Fry/Bart: (to themselves) Why does he
look so familiar?
Chris: Alright,I'll introduce myself.
My name is Chris Griffin. I'm from a show called Family Guy.
Bender: Hey, didn't FOX cancel you
Stewie: Yes. What's it to you?
Bender: They canceled us too!
Stewie: Why those idiots!
Homer: They did? They didn't cancel us?
Chris: Anyway I'm a boy and I'm 15.
He sat down. Lisa stood up, next to
Lisa: Hi. I'm Lisa Simpson, from the
critically acclaimed show, The Simpsons.
Blue Ranger: Stop showing off!
P. Farnsworth: Ya!
Lisa: Alright then, I won't introduce
my self at all.
She sat down next to Fry who sat next
Leela (whispering to Lisa): Don't
listen to them. I'm sure your show is great. What did you say your
name is again?
Leela: What are your hobbies?
Lisa: Reading, science, literature.
Leela: I like you Lisa.
She turned to look at who was
introducing themselves now, it happened to be Ash, and whispered to
Fry:Ya right. That girl is to wierd.What kind of kid likes reading?
Fry: I did.
Bender: (joining their little
conversation) Man,this is boring the heck outta me.
He stood up ready to introduce himself.
Bender: Hey meat bags! My name is
Bender. As you can see I am a robot.
Chris: Cool a robot!
Bender: I'm that and a love mechine. My
hobbies include drinking, fembots, smoking, stealing and abusing
electricity.Uh oh. Hey! Give me that tape! Give it here! (Bender
shakes the camera. Then the screen goes out, all you see is black)
Bender: Uh, cut to commercial.
(Camera opens with a shot of all the
teams just sitting around. It's nightfall.)
Marge (to her family): I guess we
should set up camp. But let's not tell the others.
Bart: Why not?
Marge: Bart, this is a dog-eat-dog
contest, we have to stay alive! If the others find out we're making
camp their probably gonna be lazy and try to get us to build it for
Lisa: But shouldn't we stay near the
rest of the group, just in case something happens, something bad?
Marge: Oh alright! But let's not tell
them where we got our materials.
Lisa: If we can find some.
Homer: Oh,can we look for food? I'm
Just then as if the answer to Homer's
question was in front of them, Bender, Fry, Leela, Peter, Brian and
the Blue ranger past in front of them carrying spears and Leela a
Peter: Hey fat guy, uh, Homer do you
wanna go hunt animals with us?
Ned: Wait! We shouldn't hunt animals!
God made these creatures for us to enjoy.
Bender: Ya, as food! Come on fatty,
maybe you could squash an animal with your fat ass.
Homer: That's a good id-wait a sec.
They walk into the woods ahead of them.
It was pitch dark and the group kept on bumping in to things.
Homer: (bumping into a tree) D'oh!
Leela: Hey Bender use the lighter in
your hand to light the path.
Bender: Oh ya.I forgot I had that.
He lit his lighter and a small glow
shone across the ground. But Peter still kept on bumping into things.
Peter: Doesn't anyone else have a
Brian: You know what? I think I have
He pulled it out of who knows where and
opened it. Their light became brighter and they now could see the
****Back in the camp site.****
Hermes:Professor! Professor! That
yellow rat keeps looking at me.
P. Farnsworth:Break out the ray-gun.
He pulled something out of his coat
pocket. It was a small ray-gun. He handed it to Hermes who smiled
Hermes: Come here little rat.
****In the Woods****
Brian: This is pointless, we've been
searching for hours and there is obvious no animal here.
Fry: The talkin' dog's right, let's
Peter: Uh,which way is back?
Leela: Damn it Bender! I told you mark
the path we took using those glow sticks!
Bender: Oh well, you win some you lose
some. I didn't really like this island anyway. No fembots.
Homer: Ya, but if we all send up our
flare, all of our teams get picked out the island, and that only
leaves one team left.
All seven of them: Team 5! Pokemon!
Peter: Hell no!
Blue Ranger: Then let's get a move on!
****2 hours later****
Lois: Peter! Brian! Where were you? Did
you get lost?
Peter: Ya. Sorry we didn't bring food.
Hermes: No mon, that's OK. I got some
He held up a giant leaf. Inside it was
a big yellow rat.
Hermes: Time to eat everyone!
Ash: Pickachu! Where are you?
Next time on THE STUPID GATE:
Alliance will be formed... and broken.
Team members will fight among themselves.
Stewie:Damn it Bender! You crossed the
line your into our campsite!
Bender: No I didn't! Up yours!
Stewie: Why you little-
The game has just begun. Who will win?
Team 1, Team 2? Who the heck knows. Tune in next time on THE STUPID