Spaceship, Part 5
Chapter 5: Still It's Not Working
::Leela goes to the staff room::
::Leela puts away the magazines and looks at Fry, who is talking to William
Fry: How did you get here, William Hung? I love your music, my favorite song
is She Bangs.
William Hung: Just call me William. And thank you for loving my music. Anyway,
to answer your question, I just time traveled here to fly on this plane from Prof.
Fry: Ah... from The Simpsons.
William: Yeah. Anyway, would you like to ask me more questions?
::Leela remembers a moment in her head::
A long time ago at the beach...
::Leela and Fry run at the beach then stop and lay down::
::Leela and Fry make-out::
Leela: What's the matter?
Fry: Tomorrow, I have to fight in the war between Bender and Kenny. We'll be
back as soon as possible.
Leela: Oh, Fry. Please be careful. I worry so much about you everyday. When
will you be back?
Fry: I don't know because I can only think of you who I love.
::Leela and Fry still make-out::
Now out of Leela's memory...
Curtis: Excuse me, you said you'll take me to the pilot's pit, when am I going?
Leela: Um... Amy will take you.
::Leela whispers to Amy to take Curtis to the pilot's pit::
Amy: Okay, let's get runt, I mean Curtis.
::Amy moves her head at Leela::
Amy: you owe me a cheese burger and...
At the pilot's pit...
Whatever on the phone: You are now approaching some rough weather so be careful.
Nigel on the phone: Whatever, Whatever.
::Nigel puts down the phone::
::Amy opens the door::
Amy: Hi, guys!
Amy: Well, we have a boy named Curtis who would like to see you all. The pilots
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: I'm Chicken "Breast" Withballs.
::Nigel and Harriet laugh a little::
Amy: This is Mr. Nigel Nelson, and Harriet Hartman.
Nigel: Okay. Hi, Curtis. Now, Mr. Withballs, can you control the plane now,
okay, Chicken Breast.
::Chicken becomes mad but doesn't let any one notice or hear him and still
he pilots the plane::
Nigel: Have you ever been in a pilot's cockpit before?
Curtis: No, sir.
Nigel: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Curtis: No, sir.
Nigel: Curtis, have you ever hang around in a gymnasium?
Curtis: Yes, sir.
Amy: Well then, I'll be leaving.
::Amy leaves the pilot's pit::
::Then Curtis looks at Chicken::
Curtis: Wait a minute! I know you, you're Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate!
You play basketball for the Harlem Globetrotters.
Chicken: No. I'm Chicken "Breast" Withballs. I'm the co-pilot.
Curtis: You are Ethan! I've seen you play! I think you're great but sometimes
my dad thinks you suck at basketball.
::Chicken grabs Curtis' neck::
Chicken: Listen kid... If I were you in this kind of crap, you'll leave now!
And tell your dad he also sucks at basketball because he doesn't know how to since
he's a asshole!
::Chicken puts away his hand on Curtis' neck::
Nigel: Curtis, do you like movies about gladiators?
::Curtis still gulps::
Now with Leela and Fry sitting on the seats...
Fry: Leela, just hear me out. It will be like the 20th and 30th Century way,
Leela: I just heard say Holy Shit when Scruffy made the mistake breaking the
windows when the airplane came in.
Fry: I did, I thought I might Holy She. I mean, I know. Thank you, Bender.
Anyway, please love me back.
Leela: I won't love a man who lives on the past.
::Fry remembers something in his head::
Bender: You're doing I say you meat, so your decision is yours okay.
Out of Fry's memory...
Fry: I can't believe she doesn't love me because I haven't been nice to her
since the Knife War, which was Bender verses Kenny. Stupid Bender, why ask me.
::Fry leaves his seat and goes to the staff room::
Amy: Since you order your food while waiting for the plane to arrive from The
White House, will be giving you your food now.
Richard Nixon's Head: I hope this food is good...
::Then you see a soul names soulkid2000::
soulkid2000: I'm thinking of a new fan fiction story called... The Spacekillers,
Charlton Jon Villavelez: Let the people decide, they should just email at email@example.com.
Gwapo64: Yeah, baby!
Amy: Would you like some coffee?
FRy: Amy, I've drunk coffee and never will. I just drink Slurm and water.
Amy: Oh, yeah.
Amy: Would any of you love to have some coffee?
Zapp Branigan: I'll sure love one, baby.
::Zapp takes the coffee and drinks it::
Zapp: Whoa! This blows my mind more than watching All My Circuits.
Calculon: Shut up you Gaylord.
Amy: Hi, Kif.
Kif: Hello, Amy, who I love.
Amy: Would you like some coffee, Kif?
KIf: Sure. Thanks.
::Kif takes the coffee and drinks it::
Amy: You're welcome. Would any of you like one?
Curtis' mom: I would, but my husband wouldn't.
::Curtis' mom takes the coffee and drinks it
Curtis' dad: You know what, I'll have one.
::Curtis' dad takes and drinks the coffee::
Curtis' mom talking in her head: My husband never drinks more than one cup
Amy: Hi, William.
Amy: Can you sing for Lisa Simpson?
::William puts out his arms::
::As William walks with his arms out, he hits people's head::
Amy: Lisa, William Hung is here to play for you.
William: I find a girl...
::Then everyone looks at William Hung singing::
::Then there is a guy upside down looking at William::
Wiliam: And she bangs, she bangs.
::William's hand takes out Lisa's lifeline::
::Nobody is paying attention to Lisa::
William: Oh, no but when she move, she moves...
::Lisa puts back her lifeline::
William: Then she's fine...
::William hits Lisa's lifeline again::
William: She bangs, she bangs
::Marge tries to help Lisa, but then Lisa froze::
William: She bangs, she bangs!
::People still don't realize Lisa is frozen only Marge::
Narrator: Will more die soon? Find out in another chapter which means....
TO BE CONCLUDED!
Note From soulkid2000: My real name is Charlton Jon Villiavelz. Also you can
decide which fanfiction story I should do next.
( This is a parody of Airplane! )
Bender: If you don't want to bored and sleepy, then stay tuned for more SPACESHIP!