Futurama

Fan Fiction

Spaceship, Part 2
By GrimSP

Chapter Two: The Start

 

At the shower...

::Doctor Zoidberg gets out of the shower::

Dr. Zoidberg: I'm done.

Hermes: Great, mon.

::Hermes goes inside the shower::

::Hermes puts it into Opera::

Hermes: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigaaaaaaaaaarroooooooooooooo!

::The crew gasped::

Bender: Oh my god! This has gone Opera!

::Hermes gets out of the shower::

Leela: What happened, Hermes?

Bender: Yeah. Usually you just look at the word Opera when you're taking a shower.

Hermes: Something smells in that shower.

::The crew smells the shower::

The Crew: Eww!

Prof. Farnsworth: Who was the first one on shower this morning?

::The crew is looking for the person who made the a shower so smelly::

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh. Why is everyone looking at me?

::The crew stares at Dr. Zoidberg::

Hermes: Once again, lawsuit. Once again, get Dr. Zoidberg!

::The crew goes after Dr. Zoidberg::

 

Intro's Caption: The pizza I ate looked like Preparation H.

When Drinking beer...

::Everyone drinks beer::

Bender: Something's wrong with this beer.

::The crew looks at the beer::

::There is a loud banging sound::

The crew: AHH!!!!

Bender: Abandon Crap!

::Dr. Zoidberg enters::

Dr. Zoidberg: I got these new shoes. It's called Cola. Anyway, I just back from the john.

Farnsworth: What does that mean?

::Fry whispers at Farnsworth::

Farnsworth: Oh.... well, that place is gotta be like hell, Dr. Zoidberg.

Dr. Zoidberg: Yes it is. After I was done, some of my...

Farnswroth: Go on.

Dr. Zoidberg: disappeared. It looks like the beer you're drinking.

Bender thinking in his hand: I wonder how it happened.

A Few Minutes Ago...

Dr. Zoidberg: Well, I'm done using the john.

::Dr. Zoidberg's Cola gets squeezes and it goes on the empty cans.

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, no! I still have to go to the john.

::Dr. Zoidberg goes to the john::

::The crew walks to the empty cans that are now filled::

Bender: Finally, I'm thirsty.

Fry: Yeah me too.

Leela: Well, it's the only drink for today to relax while work begins.

Farnsworth and Hermes: Whatever.

::Amy smiles and the crew takes the cups::

Scruffy: Oy!

::Also Scruffy takes a cup::

A Few Minutes Later...

::The crew rushes the sink and throw-up.

Dr. Zoidberg: Oy! Sorry!

Dr. Zoidberg thinking: Now I'm a messed up person without my uncle, Harold Zoid.

 

At Breakfest...

Fry: Please Leela, love me again.

Leela: Not until I see you work hard on our first flight.

Fry: Doh! I'm not really, really, really even good at piloting a spaceship with so many, and many and many of lots and lots and lots of stuff.

Leela: I know you can do it.

::Leela smiles then goes away::

::Fry groans and puts his arm on his face::

Bender: Don't worry, buddy. You'll get use to a dumb selfish way of love.

Fry: I love her, and she is like she was someone I remembered. The one is a very beautiful, and fine lady. But I wish I put sn-snu on her along time ago when me and her love each other.

Bender: Fry... you're a mess-up.

Fry: Thank you.

Bender You're welcome, meatbag.

::Bender eats his eggs::

Bender: What the hell! What is this?

::Bender puts his eggs on the floor::

Bender: Oh, well. At least I can eat one food.

Fry: What is it?

Bender: Beer. Mmm.... beer.

Fry: On the Simpsons, Homer Simpson says Alcohol is the cause of and solution of any of life's promblems.

Bender: Well, that guy has to be fat, yellow, bald, married a lady who's smart but has big hair, has three kids, one rich-then poor-then rich brother, one really old grandpa, and a mother he never knew he had.

Fry: Also those stupid people like Ned Flanders and Monty Burns and such.

Bender: Exactly.

::Amy walks and slips on the eggs::

Amy: Ahh!

::Then Amy falls down the stairs::

Amy: Oof!

 

Now at The White House...

::Fry, Leela, and Bender walks to The White House::

Caption On A Sign: The White House, Known As The World's Biggest Toilet

Leela: President!

Richard Nixon's Head: Yeah. What do you want, pimps.

Leela: We ask if we change our business to our a airline.

Richard Nixon's Head: Hmm. I like the idea... great idea, Fry.

Fry in a confused way: Thanks?

Richard Nixon's Head: Will it be faster than you'll say The Pizza I Ate Was Like Preparation H one zillion times.

Bender: Well, you majesty... We are fast so yes, we are faster than you'll say whatever the hell you just said.

Richard Nixon's Head: Then it's settle.

::Fry, Leela, and Bender says WhoHoo! and jumps and touch their hands which sounds like a drum sound::

Richard Nixon's Head: But I get to go... Okay...

::Richard Nixon's Head stare at Fry, Leela, and Bender and his eye look like he want to go in a unhappy way::

::Fry, Leela, and Bender stare at each other and froze then looks at Richard Nixon's Head::

Fry, Leela, and Bender: Okay.

Richard Nixon's Head: Great! Now, go on.

::Fry, Leela and Bender leave::

Caption On A Sign: The White House, Where crabs get more muscles

::Fry, Leela, and Bender stare at each other::

Fry, Leela, and Bender: D'oh!

 

At the building of Planet Express...

::Fry, Leela, and Bender come in::

Leela: Farnsworth, Richard Nixon's Head said it's okay.

Prof. Farnsworth: Great... So, Guess what?

Fry: What?

Prof. Farnsworth: What, What?

Bender: Just cut to the chase, man!

Prof. Farnsworth: Well, I just got two pilots and one navigator. One of the pilots is Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate who is the leader of the Harlem Globetrotters and Nigel Nelson. And the navigator is Harriet Hartman.

Bender: Cool.

Fry: Wow!

Leela: I'm impressed.

Hermes: Well, I'm down with the food.

Amy: I'm done with cleaning.

Dr. Zoidberg: And I'm doing testing it.

Bender: What's really a surprise, and not in a good way, is Richard Nixon's Head is coming.

::The crew gasped::

Hermes: Damn, mon!

Leela: Well, let's get ready!

::The crew says Yeah! And they clap thier hands::

 

TO BE CONCLUDED!


The names Harriet Hartman and Nigel Nelson can be seen in a Simpsons episode called Radio Bart.

Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate is a leader of The Harlem Globetrotters and can be seen in one of the Futurama episodes like Times Keep On Slipping and 30% Iron Chef

( This a parody of Airplane! )

Bender: If you don't want to be bored and sleepy, then stay tuned for more SPACESHIP!

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