Fan Fiction

Who Else But Bender?
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express Ship: Cockpit. Leela sits in the driver seat, Fry sits at the co-ordinates controls, while Nibbler lies asleep on the couch.

Cut to: Medical Room. Bender walks in and sees a defibrillator on a shelf.

Bender: 'Ooooh! [He picks up the defibrillator, charges it, then places the two pads on his chest giving him an electric shock.] Awwww, yeah! That's the stuff! [Bender looks thoughtful for a moment then laughs evilly.]

Cut to: Ships Engine Room. Bender opens two steel doors which say on them: Warning Extremely High Voltage.

Cut to: Bender's View. Bender sees huge cables which hum. He hooks up the defibrillator into a socket, charges it, the pads make loud humming sounds, which he then places on his chest, giving him a massive electric shock causing his antenna to explode.

Bender: 'Awwwwwwwww, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh! (thinking) Crap, I need a new antenna now.

Scene: Planet Express Ship: Cockpit.

Computer Female Voice: 'Power down to 75 percent.

Leela: (shouting) 'Put on your space suits! [Fry, Leela, and Nibbler quickly put space suits on.]

Computer: Power down to 50 percent.

Cut to: Engine Room. The defibrillator stops shocking Bender.

Bender: 'Awww! [Bender floats up to the ceiling.] I think I used too much power.

Cut to: Cargo Bay. Everything within the Cargo Bay floats in the air. Leela tears open the cockpit doors. Fry, Leela, and Nibbler make their way across the Cargo Bay.

Cut to: Engine Room. Leela tears the doors open, and Nibbler throws one of his Dark Matter balls into the Furnace. The power is restored, Fry, Leela, Nibbler, and Bender all fall to the floor. The air turns back on.

Fry: [Taking his helmet off] 'We did it!

Bender: 'Yay! [Fry, Leela, and Nibbler glare at him.] I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

Leela: 'You better not.

Fry: 'Hey, I thought you gave up Jacking-On?

Bender: 'Eh, I've been doing it behind your back.

Fry: 'Oh.

The End