Futurama

Fan Fiction

Unbound From The Future, part 3
By Rush

Scene: Hall of Eternity. The Nibblonians run around in circles in the room panicking, apart from Fiona and Ken who remain in their seats .

Nibblonian: 'Holy poop man! We're doom! The Mighty is gone!

Fiona: 'Clam down!

Ken 'What she said! Yes, clam down!

Nibbler: (telepathy communicating with Fiona) 'All is not lost, for we have one hope to bring him back. But what we must do is--

Scene: Planet Express: Locker Room. Nibbler stands near the door watching Leela stuffing Fry's clothes into her locker then slamming it closed.

Leela: (crying) 'Fry's gone! Waaaa, waaaa, waaaa--

Cut to: Lounge. Bender lies on the couch drinking a bottle of beer and watching TV.

TV. Announcer: #1'The new and affect of way of advertising, with negative input instead of positive input. Blah blah Blah.

TV. Announcer #2: 'Be riped off from are outrageously over priced goods at "Bender Units Bricks". Buy one brick and you only get only half a brick, so you need to buy two bricks to get one brick.

Bender: [Holding one of his bricks looking at it curiously.] 'These are worth money? Man! Have I been wasting my life! I gotta quite this job! And work there. Doing craping for a living, sounds like my kinda work!

[Farnsworth walks in with his hands in the air.]

Farnsworth: 'Good new everyo....wha? Um you. We are going to have a discussion in the conference room, about the latest way, how I'm going to send you on a delivery, to your deaths!

[Bender throws his bottle of beer at Farnsworth, it ricochets off his head smacking into the wall behind the couch smashing it into pieces. Farnsworth is completely unfazed.]

Bender: (speaking sarcastically, rolling his eyes) 'Oh joy. (quietly) Damn them made of strong glass and rubber bottles.

Farnsworth: 'Eh, wha? Why does my head hurt?! Where am? Who am I?! (screaming)Ahhhhhh--

Cut to: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the staff sits around the table trying to have a meeting but unfortunately Leela sits down on one of the chairs among them with her head in her arms down on the table sobbing forming a puddle of her tears on the table.

Zoidberg: 'It justs keeps coming and coming.

Amy: 'Hey, Leela are you alright!

Leela: (crying) 'No I'm all left. Of course I'm not alright! Fry is gone! I miss him! We were gonna be together.

Bender: 'Oh boohoo! [Bender lights himself up a cigar using his middle finger as a lighter.] Ahh please, Leela...[He puffs his cigar.] You wouldn't of gone out with Fry, for at least another five years! I bet.

Leela: (crying) 'That's not true! I slept with Fry last night!

[Everyone gasps.]

Farnsworth: 'Oh my!

Bender: 'Oh you're God!

Amy: 'Well it's[She raises her hands in exasperation.] about time!

Bender: 'How could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, c'mon, he's a stupid, waste of space, smelly ass caveman, that's rightfully a fossil....[Leela stands up.] he's a loser! [Leela back flips onto the table.] he's his own grandfather! He's got an average size sausage link and that's without genetic engineering...also um...Leela?[Leela is; breathing heavily, sweating, shaking all over in angry, her eye is narrowed to a murderess look. The others sitting around the table exchange awkwardly smiles looking nervous.]Oh crap! [Leela kicks Bender sending him and his chair flying into another room.] Ow! Their just the facts!

Leela: (cry/shouting) 'Don't you dare speak his name in vain again! I swear to God! I'll freaking kill you! Do you hear me?! Do you hear me?!

Bender: 'Yeah, I hear you. Oh did you use your h**ds to make G*d cry with him?

Leela: (cry/shouting) 'Good! Anyone else wanna say something bad about Fry?! And Yes, I did make G*d cry with him in many ways!

[The others frightened edge their seats back, apart from Farnsworth.]

Farnsworth: 'Let's just go for a random coincidental reason to the Old New York Library to return my great-great-great-great-great-great-great...

[Sometime latter. Leela is; is not as psycho now, and is seated back down on her chair, with her head in her arms down on the table sobbing again forming a puddle of her own tears. Also Bender seated back around the table.]

Farnsworth: '...great-great-great-great-great uncle, Philip J. Fry's book "The Wizard Of Oz". Let's go!

Leela: (crying) 'Why?

Farnsworth: 'Let's just go! God dammit woman!

Scene: Old New York: Public Library. Among the dust and decaying ruins of this somewhat once great building, all the staff of Planet Express are gathered around Farnsworth, who sits down on office chair in a information desk typing on an Apple Computer. Leela is still crying as mush as ever, although Zoidberg has now joined her sounding like a baby crying.

Zoidberg: (crying) 'Why with all the crying? Stop crying! You're making me cry!

[Farnsworth ignoring them, double clicks on the mouse huge bold letters pop up on the screen which are"WARNIING! Return of Book is over 1003 years overdue."]

Farnsworth: 'Wow, by a wide margin it still works even after all this time. Anyhoo. let's all go back to the conference room, and have a discussion about what's wrong with Leela and where has Fry gone to.

Leela: (crying) 'Can't I just tell you now, along the way back?

Farnsworth: 'No woman!

Scene: New New York City Sewers. Around two dozens of men armed to the teeth wearing gas-masks over their faces, their main body clothing consists of gray nuclear radiation protection suits, marked on their suits is "T-Q-D" all who crawl in a line through the pitch black tunnels.

T-Q-D 1#. Man: (quietly) 'Good thing, we got night vision goggles.

T-Q-D 2#. Man: (quietly) 'Amen to that. Now let's move out!

To be continued ...

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