Futurama

Fan Fiction

Going On A Bender
By Rush

Scene: Outside Planet Express: The PE ship flies down landing in the hanger at dusk.

Cut to cockpit. Leela takes off her seat-belt sitting in the driver seat, while Fry does the same sitting at the co-ordinates controls.

Fry: 'So Leela, would you like if we could go on a--

Leela: 'Fry, before you even ask for the 10th thousand time or such, no. [Fry looks down at his feet.]

Fry: (sad) 'OK.

[Leela stands up and begins to walk out of the cockpit]

Leela: 'See you tomorrow Fry. [Just when she's about to exit the door, she turns around to face Fry.] Oh, and Fry?

Fry: (sad) 'What?

Leela: 'You're still my best friend.

Fry: 'More than Bender?

Leela: '.... [She smiles.] Way more than Bender, you are the best-friend I ever had. [Fry pulls a small grin, Leela satisfied making him more cheerful leaves the cockpit.]

Scene: Farnsworth's Lab. Bender standing at a low metal table with a liquid nitrogen container on top of it, taking out all kinds of alcoholic beverages from his chest cabinet onto the table, he then takes out a large light blue ice tray placing it down on the table with the rest of the drinks; he picks up bottle after bottle carefully pouring one type of drink into each container of the ice tray; once all the containers are filled, he then places the alcoholic beverages back inside his chest cabinet. He picks up the liquid nitrogen container, and pours the liquid nitrogen gas onto the ice tray instantly freezing the alcohol in the containers, then places it back down on the table and closes it.

Bender: 'Ohhh, yeah. [He picks up one blue ice cube and eats it; then picks up the ice tray and walks off with it eating the ice cubes one at a time as he walks.]

Cut to: Lounge. Bender walks in sitting himself down beside Fry looking down at his knees on the couch in front of the TV.

Bender: 'Let me guess, she said no? [Fry nods. Bender stuffs his mouth with the rest of the ice cubes.] Come on Fryomeo, we're going on a Bender.

Scene: Hal Institute: Day Room. Roberto sits on a gray arm chair looking at a plasma TV attached to the wall, showing Jason Woorhees walking in a forest at night with blood all over him.

Roberto: 'Now this guy relates to me. I wish someone could photoshot my face on him onto the Internet, and add these sound effects while he's stabbing and slashing people; [He stands up and starts stabbing and slashing the air.] boogalee-moogalee-moogalee, heh-heh, haah, haah, ha-haa, haah, haah, ha-haa! [His eyes widen.] I'm gonna getcha flying mango! [He stabs and slashes the air while making his usual nutcase noises as he runs out of the room chasing the invisible fruit.] And all you're other fruit friends and vegetables.

Scene: New New York City Street. Fry and Bender walk along a deserted pavement, the sun is all most set in the background. Bender taps Fry on the shoulder.

Bender: (quietly) 'Fry, wait here a minute. [Fry nods, then Bender enters an alleyway.]

Cut to: Alleyway. Bender talks to Organ Dealer from "My Three Suns" with Nurse standing next to them at a dumpster.

Bender: 'Yeah, I need a new one of these. [He takes out a rotten human heart with flies flying around it.]

[Organ Dealer picks off a still beating Human Heart from his coat.]

Organ Dealer: 'Have this one it's so fresh it still beats. [Bender hands him some money, and Organ Dealer hands him the human heart.]

Bender: 'A new human heart. [He throws the old human heart over his shoulder, then places the new human heart inside his chest cabinet.] Good day to you sir!

[As Bender walks out of the alleyway he passes by a graffiti sign written in red spray paint on the wall "U-J-Bender Was Here".]

Cut to: Alleyway Entrance. Fry stands against a wall with one foot on it, Bender walks out from the alleyway and gestures to Fry "come on." But then there is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of an U-J-Bender beside Fry.

Fry: 'Ow, my eyes!

Bender: 'Cheap copy of me! Who the hell are you?!

U-J-Bender: 'I'm Universe Jumping Bender.

Bender: 'Right, and?

U-J-Bender: 'I'm here as a pointless cameo. [He disappears with a blinding flash of light.]

Bender: 'Well, that was weird.

Fry: 'Yeah, all those blinding flashes of light are bad for your eye sight.

Bender: 'You'll be fine, let's go. [Fry and Bender continue to walk along the pavement.]

Scene: O'Zorgnax's Pub. Fry and Bender sit at a table, bar tender Amphibiosian leaves two ice buckets filled with various bottles of alcoholic beverages.

Bender: 'Bout time! Get us those 40 shots I ordered!

Fry: 'That's a lot of drink. Must of cost you a lot?

Bender: 'Well Fry, I want you to get really drunk. As for the cost, I felt like we'd treat ourselves to night.

Fry: 'I don't know Bender, I don't really like hangovers. [The bar tender leaves a tray of dozens of shot glasses on the table.] I think I just drink sensibly.

Bender: 'Alright, [Pan to under table, Bender holds a pint sized green bottle of Rana Beer, he places a small blue and purple pill into the drink, which begins to dissolve making a fizzing noise.] Fry, try this. [He hands it to Fry, who looks at it curiously.]

Fry: 'This smells funny and it's making a fizzing noise.

Bender: ''Don't be the loser you are. Just drink it!

[Fry shrugs his shoulders, then takes a few gulps out of the bottle.]


Scene: O'Zorgnax's Pub. Fry wobbles in his chair with a lazy look in his eyes, while Bender sitting opposite him is smoking a cigar.

Fry: (stuttering) 'Bender ... I-I don't-don't ... really ffff ... feel so good.

Bender: 'You're alright Fry, you're just drunk.

Fry: 'B-bbbb, but I-I own ... only-only hads two-two beers.

Bender: 'Yes, that is unusual. [He takes his cigar out of his mouth, picks up a shot glass containing vodka, and drinks it down, then places the cigar back in his mouth.]

[Fry breaks into tears leaning his head on the table.]

Fry: (shouting/crying) 'Why doesn't Leela love me?!

Bender: (quietly) 'Quiet Fry, you're gonna get us thrown out.

[Fry sits up straight.]

Fry: 'Ok, but tttt why? Why doesn't she love me?

Bender: 'You sound very clear all of a sudden. The "drink" of such must be wearing off from you.

Fry: 'Why doesn't-doesn't Leela love-love me, Bender?

Bender: (in a low voice) 'Maybe your non genetically engineered sausage link ain't big enough for her?

Fry: 'What? What did-did you say? I couldn't hear you?

Bender: (in a low voice) 'Nah, that wouldn't be the reason she's not like that. (normally) I really wouldn't know to be honest Fry, 'cause I don't really care.

Fry: 'I've dones so much-much for her, but it's never enough, I know I'm sounding selfish here, but I need to rant my feelings.

Bender: (sarcastically/quietly) 'Oh joy.

Fry: 'I don't know, I mean I love Leela, yet I don't think she'll ever love me back?

Bender: 'You think?

Fry: 'Now I'm not asking for anything … well I'm asking for a lot, but just a date with her to see how things goes.

Bender: 'And what would that do?

Fry: 'I know, but I guess I haven't done enough to earn it, even though; I helped find and stop her from killing her own parents who she thought killed her parents, revealing Alkazar for who he really was and the fact he's got five wives already making a fool out of her, me staying at her bedside for two weeks while she was in a coma, unknowingly and unintentionally helping quit her old job that she always wanted to quit anyway Applied Cryogenics making some new friends for her here at Planet Express, showing her to see through my eyes of how beautiful the moon really is, me giving up the Beelzebot's Hands so Leela won't go to hell and marry the Robot Devil which she didn't know about what she was signing, sacrificing the worms to find out if Leela truly loved me, I could of just easily did it with her then and there, but I didn't I chose to be myself I'd never take advantage of her, giving my oxygen to Leela so I would die and she would live, making a love note with the stars themselves in space during the time skips.

Bender: 'You'd ought to tell her some of those things you said. But do not say the love star thing.

Fry: 'But it's true!

Bender: 'Yeah, right. Next you'll be saying you were the mysterious orange blur that saved us in the Museum of Natural History?

 

Fry: 'I was. You see after drinking 100 cups of coffee--

Bender: 'Fry stop. Now about love note star thing?

Fry: 'I seen it just a few seconds before it was sucked into the black-hole.

Bender: 'Now, that's something we could see with the cameras on the ship. But you need to cheer up first meatbag, so have a shot of Hennessy and Silverschlager? [He hands Fry a shot glass.]

Fry: 'Silverschlager?

Bender: 'Well the other six are Goldschlager, Bronzeschlager, Woodschlager, Metalschlager, Glasschlager, Boneschlager, I like the Metalschlager best.

Fry: 'Oh.

Bender: 'Now, drink up. [Fry drinks down the shot.] (quietly) That'll get you really drunk, due to the silver chipings cutting a few tiny small holes inside you.

Fry: 'Maybe I should move on, I think I don't deserve Leela anyway, perhaps she is right to reject me, and pull me in, then push me away. She'll find a good man, who'll take care of her, and make her happy.

Bender: 'Fry do you really think-- [Fry's eyes roll in their sockets, and he falls over off his chair onto the floor.] (quietly) Oh, and also the pill I spiked your drink with has a coming back effect which is actually worse than the fist time when you begin to feel the effects of the drug, and it makes you tell your deepest repressed memories. [Bender sighs.] He didn't give me his new bank account number. [Bender places the two ice buckets inside his chest cabinet, then starts drinking down all the shots one after another.] Man, I really enjoy all this rehashing stuff.


Scene: Night Time: Outside O'Zorgnax's Pub. Bender walks out the door carrying Fry over his shoulder.

Bender: 'You just had to vomit and wet yourself didn't you? [Fry grunts.] Well I guess it was my fault. [Fry grunts again.] Let's get you home. [He start walking down the street.]

Fry: (rambling ) 'Ooh … hah, boom boom wobbly bang-bang, woo woo bam, everything's spinning around in circles, boby boo whoas, heh heh heh, ha ha ha, pancakes, ooh, ahhhhhhhh! bah bah, wooooooo, slurm, ni, ahhhhhhhhhh, space time continuum, wobbly-wobbly, ooh ooh bang-bang, woo woo bang, ahhhhhhhh, chocolate, ahhhh, ummmm, bam bam. (near normal) Leela's way out of my league!

Bender: 'No, she's not! … Well maybe … Anyway, stop whining!

Fry: (drowsily) 'Ohh ... wha ... OK then. [He falls asleep.]

Scene: New New York City Street. Bender carrying Fry over his shoulder walks on a pavement approaching Robot Arms Apartments.

Cut to: Robot Arms Apartments: Reception. Bender walks in through the doors seeing Sal wearing his usual white vest and pants who is the receptionist asleep in his black office chair at his desk. Bender extends his left arm and pulls out Sal's wallet from his right pocket and places it inside his chest cabinet.

Bender: 'That's what you get for sleeping on the job. [He walk over to an elevator seeing a sign over it "Out Of Order".] Well, I guess I have carry you Fry up the stairs.

Cut to: Flight of stairs. Bender is gasping for breath as he carriers Fry up the stairs.

Bender: (gasping) 'God damn stairs!

Cut to: Corridor. Bender enters his apartment.

Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Bender places Fry down on the couch.

Bender: 'You're gonna have hell of a headache in the morning. [Bender walks out the door whistling.]


Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Fry lies asleep on the couch, outside it shows that it is morning.

Fry: (sleep-talking) 'Argh! [Fry's eyes open.] (awake/sleepily) Oh, my head! [He places his right hand over his four-head.] What time is it? [He takes out his cell phone from his pocket, which shows over his Slurms Mckenzie wallpaper on a surfing board riding a wave with Dixie and Trixie, the time is 7.45 AM and he has 3 misscalls from Leela at 11.30 pm, 12.00 am, and 1.00 am yesterday.] I'm too tired to answer her yet. [His phone rings, showing it is Leela calling; he answers it.] Hello Leela.

Leela: 'Hey Fry, are you al-right? You didn't answer your phone last-night.

Fry: 'Leela I don't even remember most of last-night.

Leela: 'Did you drink your head-off?

Fry: 'No, not really I just had two beers but I remember the second drink of Rana Beer that Bender gave me from under the table which smelt funny and was making a fizzing noise.

Leela: 'Oh my God Fry! Bender, drugged you. Well, I guess I'm not that shocked.

Fry: 'I guess I'm not too shocked neither.

Leela: 'Fry, I'm worried I think you should--

Fry: (sounding hoarse) 'Oh, hold on Leela I need to drink something.

Leela: 'Ok, Fry.

Cut to: Apartment 1I: Leela's Lounge. Leela sits fully dressed in her usual clothes on her couch holding her phone.

Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Fry sits back down on the couch picking his phone back up.

Fry: 'I'm back.

Leela: 'As I was saying Fry, I'm worried I think you should stay at my apartment.

Fry: '…....Wha-wha what?

Leela: 'Stay at my apartment.

Fry: (nervously) 'Uh-uh-uh when?

Leela: 'As soon as you can.

Fry: 'And why?

Leela: 'Because I'm worried about you living in the same place with a robot, who just might kill you either my accident or on purpose.

Fry: 'Bender? No way!

Leela: 'Fry, please stay at my place, I couldn't live with myself if something bad happened to you.

Fry: 'Ok, Leela. Just let me get my things.

Leela: 'Ok, then Fry. Bye.

Fry: 'Bye. [Fry hangs up.]

Cut to: Fry's Bedroom. Fry walks in and gasps.

Fry: 'Bender! [He sees Bender in his bed with three other fembots babes.]

Bender: 'Holy brick Fry, get outta here!

Fembot Babe: #1 'Who's that who's name I forget.

Bender: 'That's just my debugger aka my pet, ignore him. Now shut up!

Fembot Babe: #1 'Oh you sexy bastard. [She moves on top of him from under the blankets.]

Bender: 'Oh, yeah baby! Come on! [Fry leaning backwards backs slowly out the door that he came in.]


Scene: New New York City Street. Fry walks along a pavement dragging a black roller bag after him.

Figure: [A figure wearing a white sheet over one's self comes out of an alleyway making ghostly sound like "Woooo". Fry screams. Then the figure pulls down the sheet to reveal one's self to be Roberto.] Hey red! [Fry screams even louder, then runs while still holding onto the roller bag.] Hey, I'm wasn't gonna stab you.

[Smitty and URL come from behind him.]

Smitty: 'Stop! You're under arrest!

Roberto: 'Ha-haa! [He turns around threatening to stab them.] Stand back! Or I'll stab you!

URL: [talking to his receiver] 'Subject is resisting arrest, so shoot him with the EMP stunner dart. [Behind Roberto over outside the alleyway a Police officer shoots him with a rifle. Roberto's body surges with electricity while his eyes spin around in circles, then he falls over.]

Cut to: Fry gasping outside the front door of Leela's apartment building.

Fry: 'I think I lost him. [Fry sits down.]

[Time Lapse. Fry no longer gasping stands up, and enters inside Leela's apartment building.]

Cut to: Stairs. Fry drags his bag up the stairs to the door of her apartment. Just when he's about to knock on the door he pulls his hand back in hesitation.

Fry: (thinking) 'I'm coming back to the place she told me to leave from, when I got rid of the worms, but I didn't tell her the whole story. Yet, there's no point in rehashing it, because she wouldn't believe me anyway, no-one would. [Fry takes a black can of lynx out from his pocket, sprays it under his jacket.] Well here goes. [He knocks on the door. About five seconds later Leela answers with Nibbler at her feet.]

Leela: 'Hello Fry. [Nibbler jumps excitedly around Fry.]

Fry: 'Hello Nibbler, (lost for words) and um hel—hel-- hi Leela.

Leela: (thinking) 'He's so nervous, well I did tell him to leave the last time he was here with the look I gave him. (talking) Come on in Fry.

Cut to: Lounge. Fry walks in leaving his bag in a corner.

Leela: 'OK, Fry while you're here can I ax you to please not mess up my apartment by leaving junk everywhere.

[Fry nods.]

Leela: 'And obviously you're sleeping on the couch.

[He nods.]

Leela: 'Fry, why are you so quiet? [Fry sadly stares at Leela's face.] Um, forget I axed that.

Fry: (quietly) 'OK.

Leela: (softly) 'Wanna watch Blernsball on TV?

Fry: (quietly) 'Yeah, I'd like that. [The two sit down on a white leather couch in front of the TV attached to the wall, the TV turns itself on showing a Blernsball game between the New New York Mets vs the New New York Yankees. Nibbler jumps onto the couch between them.]

Commentator (on TV) 'So far this game been has been as boring as Baseball from my time. Like are these guys half asleep or what?

Fry: 'Hey, that's Joe DiMaggio's voice. How's he still alive, didn't he die?

Leela: 'Yes, but he was cloned and his head was put into a jar like the others.

Fru: 'Oh. [On screen the Blernsball falls into a hole, the crowd cheers as well as Leela on the couch when multi-ball happens.]

Joe DiMaggio: (commentating on TV) 'Multi-ball, multi-ball!

[On screen balls fly everywhere knocking some players and some people even in the crowd plus more indescribable mayhem.]

Fry: 'I still don't get this game, well I guess it keeps you more awake than Baseball.

Leela: 'Yeah, there was a reason they played the Baseball Theme, to wake up both the people watching and the players who fell asleep during the boring game.

[Fry nods.]

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Bender smoking a cigar sits on the couch watching circuit diagrambuts on TV.

Bender: (sexfully) 'Oh baby, yeah! [The three Fembots Babes from earlier behind him gasp.]

Fembot Babe #1: 'You like porn, ewwwww!

Bender: 'Hey, there's nothing wrong with liking porn.

Fembot Babe #2: 'I like porn too.

Fembot Babe #3: 'I don't.

Fembot Babe #1: 'Come on let's go, we have some other random lucky bastard to sleep with.

[The three Fembots leave. When they close the door, Bender takes three purses out from his chest cabinet.]

Bender: 'He-he, suckers, right Fry? Fry! [He looks around the room.] (thinking) Hmm, where did he go? Better give him a call, after I call Leela frist just to annoy her. [He takes out his cell-phone fron his chest cabinet, he goes into his phone-book and calls "Bossy Boots".]

[The screen splits in half with Leela on the right with Fry sitting beside her on the couch and Bender on the left.]

Leela: 'What is it?

Fry: 'Who's that?

Bender: 'Who's that, is that Fry?

Leela: 'Uh, no.

Bender: 'It is Fry, are you finally gonna get flexible with him?

Leela: '... Um, I rather not answer that question.

Bender: 'Oh, let me guess you're not gonna have sex with him, [Bender stands up and paces about the room.] you're just gonna tease and mess with his feelings some more aren't you?! Well, why not just sleep with him finally like you did with Zapp. [Leela hangs up.] Ha! That got her good.

Scene: Apartment 1I: Leela's Lounge. Leela places her cell-phone back in her pants' pocket.

Fry: 'Are you OK Leela?

Leela: 'Yeah, it was just Bender calling me to purposely annoy me.

Fry: 'Oh, what did he say?

Leela: 'Uh, um. (thinking) Do you relaize how awkward this would make Fry feel if you tell the truth? Just tell a white lie. Though Bender does raise a good point, maybe I should give it up to him? No no, Leela you're not a slut, give it up to him only if you really are absolutely sure he's the "one". Otherwise you could risk losing possibly the best friend you had ever and ever will have in your life. (talking) Um, he just said you're one big freak with one eye and stuff.

Fry: 'Well, he's wrong. You are beautiful Leela, and your beautiful eye gives you an unique beauty unlike any other woman I have ever met, plus the other things that makes your body so perfect looking and--

Leela: (quietly) 'Fry?

[Fry swallows.]

Fry: (nervously) 'Oh, crap.

Leela: (softly) 'Thank you.

Fry: (relieved) 'Oh, you're welcome. (thinking) Wait, something from last night is coming back to me.

Flashback. Last Night when Fry and Bender sat at a table in O'Zorgnax's Pub.

Bender: 'You'd ought to tell her some of those things you said. But do not say the love star thing [The rest is unclear and is just mindless babbling nonsense between the two, until--] Now, that's something we could see with the cameras on the ship.

[Back to the present.]

Fry: 'Leela! Would you like to review the CCTV Footage on board the ship?

Leela: 'Can't it wait till Monday? And what's with the sudden interest in reviewing CCTV Footage on the ship?

Fry: 'Um, I like to show you something?

Leela: 'Al-right, [She stands up.] let's go.

[Fry turns off the TV using the remote which was still showing the Blernsball game.]

Scene: Planet Express Corridor. Fry and Leela walks past Farnsworth who is completely naked.

Farnsworth: 'Eh, wha? Fry, Leela, what are you doing here?

Fry: 'Oh, we're here just to look at CCTV on board the ship.

Farnsworth: 'Al-right then. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna get in the hot tub.

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. On the big screen it attached to the wall it shows Fry in the PE ship's cockpit looking out the window showing in clear view "I love You Leela".

Fry: [on screen] 'That's how I must have done it! I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.

Leela: [on screen,on intercom] 'Detonation in three, two, one.

Fry: (screaming) [On screen.] No! [The doomsday device implodes and the nebula, the stars and Fry's message disappear. Fry stares at the empty void. Leela and Bender walk in.] Did you see it? Did you see it?

Bender: [on screen] 'The explosion?

Fry: [on screen] 'No, not the explosion!

Leela: [on screen] 'Then what?

[The Fry on screen hesitates and lowers his head.]

Fry: (quietly) [on screen] 'Nothing.

[Bender whistles Sweet Georgia Brown again as Fry looks back through the window at the black hole.]

[Pull back to Fry and Leela sitting be side one another around the conference table hugging one another.]

Leela: (softly) 'Fry why didn't you tell me this?

Fry: (quietly) 'You would never believe me.

Leela: 'Hmm maybe, you make a good point. [Tears fill her eye.] (crying) Oh Fry, I'm so sorry!

Fry: (softly) 'About what?

Leela: (crying) 'About helping destroying it.

Fry: 'Hey, you didn't know it was there, plus you had to destroy it in order to stop the time skips.

Leela: (crying) 'I know, but how could I think you could of tricked you into marrying you now.

Fry: 'Hey hey, Leela you had every right to think that.

Leela: (cheering up) 'Maybe. And Fry?

Fry: 'What?

Leela: 'Maybe I should of told you this along time ago, but I love you.

Fry: 'And I love you too.

[They draw close, just when they are about to touch lips Zoidberg is seen looking over them with his fin up, who they both angrily look at.]

Zoidberg: 'Oh fine, I can see I'm not welcome here neither. [He walks off in a huff.] Wouldn't let me watch? Bah!

Farnsworth [standing from across the table.] 'Could I watch? I don't mind if you two have sex in this room on the table.

Leela: (quietly) 'Uh Fry, let's get out of here.

Fry: (quietly) 'Good idea.

[Fry and Leela get up and walk out of the room.]

Farnsworth: 'Oh, I can't watch you either. (shouting) Ngaaaaaaaghhhghhh, if anyone wants me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Fry and Leela walk across the street, as Farnsworth is seen pacing around the Angry Dome waving his arms still naked.

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Wouldn't let me watch them? Bah! Oh that Fry and Leela-- [He continues to rant.]

Cut to: Fry and Leela standing outside Leela's apartment building near the steps.

Fry: 'Leela, you don't have to do that, only till you're ready.

Leela: 'But I am. On another matter would you like to move in with me, [She places her index finger on his chin.] (sexfully) with some privileges.

Fry: 'I'd like that, I'd like that alot. But what about Bender, how's he gonna feel about this? Plus this is quite sudden for you to ask?

Leela: 'I know, well in case you change your mind the offer still stands and always will stand.

Fry: 'I'll think about it.

[On the opposite side of the street Bender with his eyes narrowed angrily watches Fry and Leela taking hold of each-others hands as they walk inside Leela's apartment.]

Scene: Apartment 1I: Leela's Lounge. Leela and Fry walk in and close the door after them.

Fry: 'So um, since we're back here what are we gonna do?

[She places her hands on his hips, and he does the same back.]

Leela: (sexfully) 'Oh, I'll think of something. [Just when they are about to kiss, there is a knock on the door.] (annoyed) Oh, what is it now? [Leela answers to see Bender.] What do you want?

Bender: 'Can I come in?

Leela: 'I guess so. [Bender walks in, and Leela closes the door after him.]

Bender: 'Right, (shouting) can you explain why you want Fry to move in with you all of a sudden?

Leela: 'Because I found out the truth of why I married him. And were you listening to our conversation outside?

Bender: 'Yes, I was. As for the love note star thing, that's a good point.

Leela: 'You knew about that?

Bender: 'Yeah, I was gonna blackmail Fry about it, but I can't now since you know. On another matter, you can't take my buddy Fry away! He lives with me!

Leela: 'But I'm not, I only suggested it.

Bender: 'Hmm, good point. But what can you do for him to make him want to stay anyway?

Leela: 'I don't know have sex with him often, [Fry's eyes widen.] with all precautions taken for me not to get pregnant, untill--

Fry: 'The day for both me and Leela to want kids.

Leela: 'That's right.

Bender: 'Yeah well, what's Fry gonna do here for fun? Talk about feelings all day?!

Leela: 'No, we'll do alot of thing together; like watch TV, go out, watch DVDs, maybe even play video game together, exercise; have to keep myself and him fit. What do you think Fry?

Fry: 'I like it!

Bender: 'Fry, noo.

Leela: 'If you want Fry can stay over at your place from time to time.

Bender: 'Ummm, OK deal. [He shakes Leela's hand, and tries to steal her purse, but Leela slaps his hand away.] Aww. [Just when he's about to walk out the door, Leela pulls him back making him face her angrily narrowed eye.] (nervously) W-what?

Leela: 'Don't you ever drug Fry again. You got that?!

Bender: 'OK.

[Bender walks out the door and closes it after him.]

Leela: 'So Fry, any-more secrets about you involving me?

Fry: 'There is, but I'll tell you bit by bit.

Leela: 'Fair enough. (sexfully) Now how about you and I get our clothes off and have some fun.

[Fry's eyes widen. Leela throws her tank-top at him, who catches it.]

Fry: 'Wait Leela, can we go out for dinner before we do anything else?

Leela: 'Look who's making me wait now? OK, how about we go for a light drink at O'Zorgnax's Pub? Since all the really "good" restaurants will probably be booked out by now.

Fry: 'Yeah, I'll go with that. [He hands back Leela's tank-top to her, who puts it back on.]

[Fry and Leela hand in hand walk out the door.]

The End

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