Fan Fiction

Giant Carrots
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry walks in, sitting himself down on a chair around the meeting table across from Farnsworth seated on the opposite side of the table.

Fry: 'Professor, I was wondering if I could ask you--

Farnsworth: 'You're not from government are you?

Fry: 'Nooo.

Farnsworth: 'You are! Aren't you? [Fry opens his mouth as if he was about to say something, but Farnsworth cuts him short.] I tell you, I no longer have plans for world domination, universal domination or parnell universal domination!

Fry: 'I don't care, it's me Fry.

Farnsworth: 'Eh wha?

Fry: 'Fry?

Farnsworth: 'I don't know any Fry. Unless you're talking about the other name for an Irish Breakfast in Ireland? Which is a Fry.

Fry: 'You're delivery boy.

Farnsworth: 'Ah yes, Fry. What did you want to ask?

Fry: 'How did us Humans get free from the giant carrots?

Farnsworth: 'The Galactic Giant Rabbit Empire liberated us by eatting the giant carrots on Earth sending them back to their home-world Carrothean, of which they left alone and spared their lives. [He turns his chair around, then rubs his schin thoughtfully.] Now where did I put that Doomsday Device?

The End