Fan Fiction

Forever 'Rama
By Rush

Scene: Outside Planet Express. There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender appearing over the the open hanger doors.

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff including Bender from their universe and a male Omicronian wearing a tux sit around the conference table, U-J-Bender lands in the middle of the table on his side.

U-J-Bender: 'Ow!

Farnsworth: 'Oh it's just an U-J-Bender.

U-J-Bender: 'You gotta help me, [He stands up and cries.] (crying) I can't stand it anymore. Is their a cure for this?!

Parallel Bender: [glaring at Farnsworth] 'I know how you feel it happened to be once.

[Farnsworth takes out from his pocket something that looks like a small gray flash-light, which he flashes at U-J-Bender with a blueish light coming out from it.]

Farnsworth: 'There you go you big baby.

U-J-Bender: [hands in the air] 'Woooo! I'm free!

Leela: 'Can you get down off the table now?

U-J-Bender: 'Ok. [He gets down off the table.] So what are things like in this universe?

Farnsworth: 'Well it's the year 40 billion, and---

U-J-Bender: 'Wait a second........... What, how's that possible, shouldn't you all be dust or fossils by now, not to mention the sun gone too with you?

Farnsworth: 'Technically yes you're right. But due to DOOP winning a long and hard war against the Omicronians 40 billion years ago--

Omicronian: 'And we lost and we gave you our recipe for immortality.

U-J-Bender: 'Yes, but wouldn't that cause a population explosion?

Omicronian: 'It would, but most people don't want the recipe for immortality, plus there's the odd war.

U-J-Bender: 'K, but that still doesn't explain why the sun even exists still?

Farnsworth: 'We mass produce time-altering Chronitons to euthasised the sun and the rest of the other stars in the universe. Not to mention, we having the power to make are own stars and the rest of the other stuff that keeps the universe from ageing, thus never dying.

[Fry and Leela stand up and walk away from the table.]

Farnsworth: 'Where are you going?

Leela: 'We're going to visit Cyclopic Planet to see our relatives.

Farnsworth: 'Alright, go see you're grand-kids with some of them having eyes like yours Leela. [Fry and Leela leave.]

U-J-Bender: 'Um, am I invisible?

Farnsworth: (annoyed) 'Oh, just go back to your home universe in that box over there. [U-J-Bender walks over a corner where a blue U-Box marked "Rama-DI6775GG", and jumps inside it.] Anyhoo, anyone wanna play Universe Of Warcraft upstairs? [All say yes, hum, and nod in agreement as they walk away from the table.]

The End.