Futurama

Fan Fiction

The Button of Boned
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Fry walks towards an around metal obelisk that has a square top with an around red button in the middle.

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Fry, stop! [Fry stops in his tracks to turn around to see Farnsworth holding a shotgun aimed at him.] Don't press that button or the entire universe will be destroyed!

Fry: 'Jees, relax Professor, even I'm not that stupid. I mean who in their right mind would be?

[There is a binding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a Bending Unit standing near the obelisk.]

U-J-Bender: 'I would!

[Farnsworth: (screaming) 'Nooooooo! [He shoots at the U-J-Bender, then begins to reload.]

U-J-Bender: 'Ow! [Fry runs towards U-J-Bender who extends his right arm giving Fry a punch in the face knocking him over.]

Fry: (shouting) 'Ow! (crying) Oh, I never got to have hot snu-snu with Leela!

Leela: (on intercom) 'It's not too late Fry! [U-J-Bender has is finger on the button.] OK it is.

[U-J-Bender presses the button, there is a rumbling then a blinding fiery flash.]

Scene: Space. The Earth explodes as a sphere of explosions expanding at a rapid rate from where it once was.

Cut to: Mars. A wall of explosions come past it vaporizing it. The explosions continue to expand until the galaxies and space itself until all that is left is; plain white emptiness, and both U-J-Bender with the obelisk floating in nothing.

U-J-Bender: 'Wow, cool! [He presses the button again.]

[There is a blinding flash of light and the universe is recreated in a second, U-J-Bender now stands back in Farnsworth's Lab.]

[Farnsworth: (screaming) 'Nooooooo! [He shoots at the U-J-Bender.]

U-J-Bender: 'Ow! [There is a blinding flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.]

Fry: 'Phew!

Farnsworth: 'Oh my!

Leela: (on intercom) 'Yay!

Fry: 'That's like the 50th time that's happened.

The End.

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