Fan Fiction

Bender and the Beanstalk
By Rush

Once upon a time in a really weird parallel universe of Futurama there was a Bending Unit called Bender. He lived with his mother. They were very poor. All they had was a buggalo.

One morning, Bender's mother told Bender to take their buggalo to the market and sell her. On the way he met a bald man wearing a white robe with the number 9 on it. He gave Bender genetically enhanced quick growing beans for the buggalo.

Bender took the beans and went home. When Bender's mother saw the beans, she was very angry. She threw the beans out of the window.

The next morning, Bender looked out of the window. There was a giant Beanstalk. He went outside and started to climb the Beanstalk.

Bender climbed up to the sky through the clouds. Bender saw a beautiful castle. He went inside.

As Bender walked into a sitting room he heard a powerful loud voice saying "Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell the male oil of a robot made in Mom's Friendly Robot Company plant Tijuana Mexico. Be he 'live, or be he dead, I'll grind his metal to make my tooth pick!". Bender ran into a cupboard.

An enormous humanoid robot looking giant came into the room and sat down at the table. On the table there was a hen and a golden harp.

"Lay!" said the giant. Then the hen laid an egg, it was made of gold. "Sing!" said the giant. The harp began to sing a lullaby sounding like Psyche Rock. Soon the giant was asleep.

Bender jumped out of the cupboard onto the floor, he then climbed up the leg of the table. He took the hen and the harp. Suddenly the harp sang "Help Master!". The giant woke up and shouted "Fee fi fo fum!" Bender ran and started climbing down the Beanstalk. The giant came down after him.

Bender shouted "Mother Help!" Bender's mother took a laser axe and chopped down the Beanstalk. The giant fell and crashed to the ground. Nobody ever saw him again.

With the golden eggs and the magic harp, Bender and his mother lived happily ever after.

The End