Fan Fiction

Rushs' Added Scenes
By Rush

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Futurama characters nor any mentioned DC comics' characters. I make no money off this story and you should not take this seriously Fox.

(A Fishfull Of Dollars)

Chapter 1: Leela Saves Fry's Ass.

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge the staff are gathered around a table.

Fry: 'OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.

Amy: I don't know, I've had cow. [The staff tuck in. Everyone except Fry spits out their pizza.] Ew! Gross!

Zoidberg walks in, he sniffs.]

Zoidberg: 'That stench. That heavenly stench!

[He gobbles up the rest of the pizza.]

Zoidberg: 'More!

Fry: 'There aren't any more. And there never will be.

[Zoidberg tips the table over and moves towards Fry, raising his claws.]

Zoidberg: 'More! More! More! More!

[Leela seeing that Fry is in peril, so she takes action by jumping into the air and kicking Zoidberg in the face, knocking him to the ground.]

Fry: 'Thanks Leela.

Leela: 'Oh, your welcome.

(The Cryonic Woman)

Chapter 2: How Fry Survived The Fall.

Scene: Ship's Cockpit. Fry looks out of the window as the ship flies back to New New York.

Fry: 'That's it. I've had it with women. From now on, I'm concentrating on my career. Can I have my old job back?

Farnsworth: 'Why, I've forgotten why I even fired you.

Bende: 'Cause he destroyed your business, your home and all your possessions.

Farnsworth: 'Oh, that's right. Get lost!

[He pulls a lever and the floor opens up beneath Fry. He falls out of the ship and screams.]

Leela: (shouting) 'Fry!---Why the hell did you do that for Professor!?

Farnsworth: 'You know what I forgotten why I did that.

Leela: (quietly) 'Fry might be.....dead.

[Leela looking downcast sad, a single tear drops from her eye onto the floor.]

Bender: 'Ah, he's not, but if he is, I'm having all his stuff!

Scene: Alleyway. The place is genially felled with garbage bags, and trash cans everywhere, Fry has landed in open dumpster of composted.

Fry: 'Ewww! My God! I smell bad even to my standers! I gotta go home and have an shower!

The next day in the Planet Express Lounge. Farnsworth is siting on the couch watching "Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad" on TV, Fry walks in with his hands in his pockets.

Farnsworth: 'Yes?

Fry: 'Can I have my old job back?

Farnsworth: 'Sure why not.

Fry: 'Thanks.

Farnsworth: 'Hey Fry, want to play whoever gets brain freeze first from eating this tub of “extra extra cold 0 fat valley space ice cream?”

Fry: 'Alright.

[With an desert spoon, Farnsworth takes one spoon full of ice cream and eats it. Farnsworth rubs his forehead and howls in pain while Fry laughs.]

Farnsworth: 'Your turn now!

[Fry takes one spoon full of ice cream and eats it. It has no affect on Fry what's so ever.]

Farnsworth: (amazedly) 'Remarkable! I've never seen anyone able to resist getting brain freeze from that ice cream. and I mean anyone.

Love and Rocket

Chapter 3: The Ruined Romantic Moment Between Fry and Leela

Scene: Fry and Leela are on the Planet Express balcony. They are both looking up at the quasar in the sky, Fry puts his hand on Leela's hand and she smiles, but it does last for long from Zoidberg joins them and putting his arms round them, both Fry and Leela turn their heads and glare at him but them they put their arms around him too.

Zoidberg: 'Oh no, I got gas!

[There is a quiet spraying sound Fry covers his noses, Leela in disgust backs away from both of them and runs off towards the stairs while Fry tries to stop her leaving by reaching out to her with his right hand.

Fry: (shouting) 'Leela, wait--][She's gone out of sight.] (quietly with tears in his eyes) 'Leela, I love you.

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Bender stands in the doorway of Fry's room wearing pyjama bottoms. Fry sighs.

Bender: 'Sorry you struck out, again sausage link.

Cut to: Fry's Bedroom. Fry is siting on his bed wearing 20century style light blue boxers and a white t-shirt

Bender: 'If it's any consolation, your life sucks! You living fossil and my life is great. Babes! Bucks! I got it all!”

Fry: 'Way to rub it in Bender but at least I learned Leela truly is a lost cause. I give up.

Bender: 'That's the spirit! Although I think your lying there, but I don't care. [He yawns.] 'Goodnight. I gotta get up early to go parasailing with movie stars!

[The door closes. Fry picks up both his Holophonor and a book called "My First Holophonor” but then he changes his mind and puts it back down on the floor.]

Fry: 'No, I don't fell like crying myself to sleep and playing my Holophonor tonight.

[Fry gets under the blanket and tries his best to sleep.]

(Why Must I Be A Crustacean in Love)

Chapter 4: Zoidberg The Bad Doctor

Scene: Planet Express Ship: Medical Room. Fry lies on a table while Leela and Bender watch.

Zoidberg: 'Well it was nice of you to let me reattach your arm, Fry, especially after I made a complete eel out of myself.

Fry: 'No biggie.

Zoidberg: 'Yes biggie. I learned to feel things I'd never felt before; Love, jealousy, passion for disembowelling. I owe it all to you. [He finishes reattaching the arm.] There! I pronounce the operation a success.

Leela: 'Hooray!

Bender: 'Yeah!

Fry: 'Yeah!

Zoidberg: 'I may not know from emotions but when it comes to medicine, forget about it.

[Fry looks at his arm.]

Fry: 'I don't mean to nitpick, super-doc, but do you think maybe you could take one more whack at this?

[He points at his arm. Zoidberg has attached it to his other arm so he has two on the same side.]

[Zoidberg turns around with his laser-saw.]

Zoidberg: 'For you, my friend, anything.

[Zoidberg cuts Fry's leg off.]

Fry: 'My legs!

Zoidberg: 'Alright, alright, third time's the charm.

[He saws again and another limb falls off and splats.]

Leela: 'Zoidberg!

Zoidberg: 'Alright! I'll put back his legs and arms back in the right places.

A few minuets later, Fry has his arms and legs back in the right places again but Zoidberg is not satisfied.

Zoidberg: 'Fry, I don't mean to be mean but your head is on backwards.

Fry: 'No it's isn't.

Zoidberg: 'Yes it is! Your tail is facing this way, therefor your head is on backwards.

Fry: 'One I do not have a tail, two that is not a tail in front of me between my legs, its a pe---Wait!, what are you doing!?

[Zoidberg is holding the laser-saw in his right claw-hand.]

Zoidberg: 'Now hold still while I cut your head off and put it on the right way.

[Fry screams while he runs out of the Medical Room.]

(The Deep South)

Chapter 5: Leela Saves Fry's Ass Yet Again.

Scene: Port. The bass hangs from a giant set of scales. Mayor Poopenmeyer, photographers and other people are crowded around Bender.

Poopenmeyer: 'And so, in honour of his record-breaking catch, I'm proud to award Bender this cheque for $1000.”

[He shakes Bender's hand and photographers take photos. The crowd cheers. The bass spits out Fry followed by Hermes' Manwich.]

Leela: 'It's you!

Bender: 'Hey, buddy!

Hermes: 'My Manwich!

Leela: 'Fry, are you alright? What happened?”

Amy: 'What about Umbriel?

Fry: 'Well, it turns out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her.

Amy: (whispering) 'Trouble in bed.

[Leela nods.]

Bender: 'Ah, it's great to have you back, buddy.

[He puts his arms around Fry. Poopenmeyer looks at the scales.]

Poopenmeyer: 'Wait a-- This is no record! Gimme back that cheque! I'm giving it to some giant orphans.

[He snatches the cheque from Bender. Fry starts struggling.]

Fry: 'Ow! Bender, you're hurting me. Ow!

[The bass' gills open. Zoidberg is inside. ]

Zoidberg: 'Hey! I'm trying to sleep in here!

Leela: 'Bender stop!

Bender: 'Alright, I'll have mercy this time.

[Bender lets go of Fry and walks off.]

(The Honking)

Chapter 6: And Leela Saves Fry's Ass Yet Again.

Scene Chrysler Factory. Bender's steering wheel hits Fry in the face. Project Satan chases Leela into a crash test area and up a huge ramp. She dives off the end of it.

Leela: 'Whoa!

[Project Satan screams as he flies over several yellow school buses. Bender drives up a ramp on the other side and he, Project Satan and Fry scream as they fly past each other. Project Satan drives down the other ramp and laughs, then screams as it realises it is about to go face-first into a "very, very, very, very, very" hot furnace. It slams its brakes on but doesn't stop in time. It lands in the furnace and melts as its headlight flash purple. Bender's antenna beeps as the were-car program uninstalls itself. He starts turning back into his normal self.]

Bender: 'Uh-oh.

[He runs down the other ramp and falls over, back to his old robot self.]

Leela: 'Bender, you're cured! But what happened to Fry?

Bender: (crying) 'I must've killed him. He's my best friend and I killed him. I never felt so empty inside.

[His door opens. Fry is inside.]

Fry: 'Bender, I'm alive!

[He climbs out.]

Fry: 'You didn't hurt me at all. But I know you wanted to, and that's what matters.

[Fry opens a beer.]

Fry: 'Here's to you.

[He drinks.]

Bender: 'Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard. I'll kill you!

[Fry raises his bottle.]

Fry: 'I'll kill you too, buddy. I'll kill you too!

[Bender chokes him.]

Leela: 'Stop Bender!

[Bender continues to choke Fry,he starts to turn blue.]

Leela: 'Stop it now! [Bender ignores her and continues to choke Fry. Leela knowing that reasoning with Bender is not working, so she takes action by jumping into the air and kicking Bender in the face, knocking both Fry and Bender to the floor. Fry gasps for breath.] How come resorting to violence always seem to solve everything?

[Fry stands up.]

Fry: 'I don't know,maybe it just does.

Leela: 'Are you alright Bender?

[Bender stands up.]

Bender: 'No, I'm all left! 'Course I'm all right, jerk-bag!

(Put Your Head on my Shoulder)

Chapter 7: Leela Literally Saves Bender's Ass .

Scene Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Fry has his head reattached to his neck.

Leela: 'So how's the old corpse? Everything hooked up OK?

[Fry stands up.]

Fry: 'Seems to be. My neck's just a little tender.

[He touches his neck and kicks himself.]

Fry: 'Ow! Cool!

[He touches his neck again and kicks himself again.]

Fry: 'Ow! Listen, Leela. Thanks for rescuing me last night.

Leela: 'Anytime. I actually enjoyed hanging out with you.

[Bender walks in counting his profits.]

Bender: 'Yep, everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.

Leela: 'Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.

Bender: 'Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?

[He winks and Leela just stares at him.]

Leela: 'No! You didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!

Bender: 'True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?

Leela: 'Yeah.

Fry: 'I guess so.

[Bender laughs and puts his arms around Fry and Leela and pats them.]

Fry: 'Watch the neck! Watch the neck!

[He kicks Bender's ass and it sparks.]

Bender: 'My ass! My beautiful ass!

[It explodes.]

Bender: 'My ass! Help!

Fry: 'Quick, Leela get a fire-extinguisher! [Leela runs out of sight to some other part of the lab and shorty after she returns about 3 seconds later holding a fire-extinguisher that she apparently found.] Put it out!

[Leela sprays the fire-extinguisher's foam at Bender and puts out the fire on Bender's ass.]

Bender: 'Few! Oh, thanks Leela, that was a close one! [He looks as his ass.] 'Ohh, I wont need a new one, it still works fine see.

[Bender sh**ts a brick onto the floor, Fry and Leela quickly leave.]

The End!