Zoidberg is Hungry
Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Farnsworth is standing next to the What If Machine on a shelf while eating a banana.
Farnsworth: 'Mmm, I like bananas. [Zoidberg bursts through the brick wall behind him with his head fin up and drooling from the mouth.] (shocked) Oh my!
Zoidberg: (shouting) 'Zoidberg is hungry!
[He runs towards Farnsworth.]
[Zoidberg with his claw snips Farnsworth's head off and then starts eating him.]
Zoidberg: [eating Farnsworth] 'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom--
Scruffy: [walking in and shouting] 'What are you doing?!
Zoidberg: (shouting) 'More food! [Zoidberg charges at Scruffy, but Scruffy's mustache glows with powerful blinding light and Zoidberg is lifted in mid air floating helplessly.] What's going on?!
Scruffy: 'Behold, the power of my mustache! [Two red laser beams fire out from Scruffy's mustache vaporizing Zoidberg's body.] Now to undo this mess. [His mustache glows again bringing Farnsworth back to life and healing his wounds.]
Farnsworth: 'Uhh, [He rubs his forehead.] what happened?
Scruffy: 'Zoidberg went crazy and decided to eat you.
Farnsworth: 'Oh. [He stands up off the floor.]
[Zoidberg with his head fin down walks in.]
Zoidberg: 'Was someone talking about me?
Farnsworth: (shouting) 'No, go away!
Zoidberg: (sadly) 'Awww.
[He walks out of the room looking down sadly.]
Scruffy: 'Farnsworth you gotta stop leaving those paraboxs lying around. Who knows what unspeakable evil horrors could come out from those parallel universes?
[In the far right corner of the room Justin Bieber jumps out of a pink parabox holding a microphone.]
Justin Bieber: 'Hi!
Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Scruffy! Kill it quickly, before it sings!
[Scruffy pulls out a double barrel shotgun and shoots Justin Bieber's head off splattering it's remains everywhere.]
Farnsworth: 'Phew, that was close. [He wipes the sweat off his forehead.] Now, get a mop and clean this up.
Scruffy: 'I'm on it.
[Scruffy walks out of the room.]
Farnsworth: 'Now, I think I'll have a muffin.
[In the far left corner of the room Cookie Monster from Sesame Street sticks his head out of a dark blue parabox.]
Cookie Monster: 'Why not Cookie?
Farnsworth: 'You're right Cookie Monster! Cookies are better than muffins! [Cookie Monster ducks his head back into the parabox.] Now to eat cookie! [Farnsworth begins to walk out of the room, but then suddenly slips and falls from the banana skin on the floor.] Ow!
[Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons jumps out of a yellow parabox on the shelf next to the What If Machine.]
Nelson: 'Ha ha!
[Nelson jumps back into the box.]
Farnsworth: 'Wouldn’t help an old man up huh? [He looks over at Justin Bieber's dead body.] Kids these days.