Fan Fiction

Yonder Visit
By Rush

Scene: Mars. Leela voices her concerns over potential life in the area being in danger among the Planet Express staff with Leo Wong and Inez Wong.

Leela: 'No, it's not! There's precious life right here in this scum puddle. [He holds up a desert muck leech.]

Farnsworth: 'Ah! The desert muck leech. Amazingly, the entire species lives in this one tiny stink hole. (To Mr. Wong:) Killing these will be so much easier than exterminating those ponies.

[There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of Pinkie Pie the Pony.]

Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'I heard that!

[Farnsworth goes down onto his knees before Pinkie Pie in tears.]

Farnsworth: (crying) 'Forgive me Pinkie Pie I didn't mean your type of pony. Please, don't make a cupcake out of me and eat me.

Pinkie Pie: 'Aww, I forgive you.

Farnsworth: 'Thank you Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: 'Your welcome. [Pinkie Pie turns the desert muck leech in Leela's hand into a chocolate cupcake and eats it.] Nom nom nom! Mmmm!

Leela: 'Hey!

Pinkie Pie: 'Trust me that thing was evil. (To Amy's parents) Now you two leave the Violet Dwarf Star and the galaxy alone in general OK?

Leo: (angrily) 'Or what?

Inez: 'Yeah?!

Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'Or I will make cupcakes out of the both of you and eat you. [She fires red laser beams from her eyes into the sky.]

Leo: (scared) 'OK, you made-made your point.

Inez: (scared) 'We will stop right away.

Pinkie Pie: (scared) 'You make Pinkie Promise?

Inez: (scared) 'Yes yes, we make Pinkie Promise.

Leo: (scared) 'What she said.

Pinkie Pie: 'And remember if you break Pinkie Promise, I will kill you both by making cupcakes out of you.

[Pinkie Pie disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

The End