Futurama

Fan Fiction

World Of Ramacraft, part 3
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Lounge. Bender who still has his eyes zoomed in on the laptop's screen while he plays World of Ramacraft. On the laptop's screen his character Bendjenkin climbs atop the mountain once again.

Bendjenkin: (quietly) 'Better keep low. [He goes into stealth, then sneaks his way past a sleeping giant on the ground.]

Cut to: Exterior Cave. Bendjenkin sneaks his way into a limestone cave.

Cut to: Cave. Bendjenkin sneaks his way through the cave, avoiding awaking giants within the cave, who sleep on the ground. Bendjenkin picks several large blue mushrooms, then exits the cave.

Cut to: Mountain. Bendjenkin jumps off the mountain.

Cut to: Forest. Bendjenkin falls to the ground hitting many branches of a tree as he falls.

Bendjenkin: [hitting branches] 'Ow-ow-ow-ow! [He finally hits the ground.] Ow! [He stands back up dusting himself off to see Vathean. He then hands Vathean the mushrooms.]

Vathean: 'Good, now I want you to climb all the way up the mountain again, and go get me my favorite pair of slippers which I forgot to tell you about, that I left in the cave when I was there last, where you found the mushrooms.

[Bendjenkin sighs, then makes his way back over to the mountain again.]

[Time Lapse. Bendjenkin reaches the top of the mountain once again, once atop he goes into stealth, then sneaks his way past a sleeping giant on the ground.]

Cut to: Exterior Cave. Bendjenkin sneaks his way into a limestone cave.

Cut to: Cave. Bendjenkin sneaks his way through the cave, avoiding awaking giants within the cave, who sleep on the ground. Bendjenkin picks up a light blue pair of slippers next to a sleeping giant, then sneaks back out of the cave.

Cut to: Mountain. Bendjenkin jumps off the mountain.

Cut to: Forest. Bendjenkin falls to the ground hitting many branches of a tree as he falls.

Bendjenkin: [hitting branches] 'Ow-ow-ow-ow! [He finally hits the ground.] Ow! [He stands back up dusting himself off to see Vathean. He then hands Vathean his slippers.]

Vathean: 'Good, now I want you to climb all the way up the mountain again, and---

Bendjenkin: (angrily)'Ah screw you! I'm doing some other quest! [He walks off.]

Cut to: Bendjenkin sneaking up on a boar, which he stabs from the back, killing it instantly.

Bendjenkin: 'Alright, I just have to kill another seventy six thousand boars and I'll have the deed.

[Time Lapse Fry fully dressed wearing his normal clothes is about to go outside the door.]

Fry: 'Bender, are you sure you're not coming to work?

Bender: 'Yes, I have another seventy four thousand boars to kill.

Fry: 'OK.... [He walks out the door.]

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Fry enters Planet Express, in the background there is a small grey silhouette of a Bending Unit appearing in a flash of light in the sky, who falls into the sea while waving his arms wildly.

Scene: Planet Express: Corridor. Fry walks around a corner to see Farnsworth naked only wearing a pair of pink slippers, a white t-shirt marked in red "Leeroy Jenkins" and a saucepan on his head.

Fry: 'Professor, can I talk you?

Farnworth: 'Sure, what's wrong.

Fry: 'It's Bender, he started playing World Of--

Farnsworth: 'Ramacraft?! Oh no! Fry you have to stop him! He'll waste his life like I did.... well he does have about a billion years to live or so.

Fry: 'Ahhh, I'll stop him later... Wait, you were a World Of Ramacraft player?

Farnsworth: (sad) 'Yes, it's one of the reasons Mom left me. (crying) Oh woe be tie me how I miss that boney old hide! [He falls asleep snoring loudly.]

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Lounge. Bender playing World of Ramacraft continues to sneak up and backstab boars.

[Time Lapse. Bender now has five o'clock rust on his face.]

Bender: 'I need beer. [He stands up, then walks into the kitchen.]

Cut to: Kitchen. Bender opens the fridge, then gasps in horror seeing his beer is gone.

Bender: (shouting ) 'Noooooooooooooooo! Who took my beer?! [He falls to his knees crying, then start rolling around on the floor.] (crying) Who would do such a thing?!

Cut to: Bathroom. Bender picks up containers of aftershave off the sink, then starts drinking out from them, causing his five o'clock rust to fade away.

Bender: 'You know what, I don't want to waste my life any more on this stupid game World Of Ramacraft. I'll play just Team Fortress 2!

The End

And Bender returned to work the next day, but with no issues or lectures from Farnsworth, since Bender doesn't do any work at all anyway.

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