Fan Fiction

Universe Jumping And Beyond
By Rush

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Universe Jumping Bender falls through the wormhole with all sorts of flashing colors filled with mostly grandfather-clocks and cuckoo-clocks plus hundreds of other different types of clocks constantly going off.

U-J-Bender: 'I wonder where I'm going next?

[There is a blinding flash of light next to U-J-Bender, followed by the appearance of Pinkie Pie the pony joining him in falling through the wormhole.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Hi!

U-J-Bender: 'What the hell? Are you Universe Jumping Pinkie Pie or something?

Pinkie Pie: 'No, I'm just Pinkie Pie, and unlike you I've mastered multiverse traveling, so I can go to wherever I please without being dragged to places I wish not to go.

U-J-Bender: 'Oh yeah, but I'm still way cooler than you!

Pinkie Pie: 'Oh of course you're way cooler than me, I love your adventures and cameos you make in Rush's fan fiction.

U-J-Bender: 'Who the hell is Rush?!

Pinkie Pie: 'Oh he's just your creator of you and your universe.

[Bender gasps in horror.]

U-J-Bender: 'Ahhh dammit! I'm just a fan made piece of junk!

Pinkie Pie: 'You're not junk! I find the short version of your name "U-J-Bender" cool.

U-J-Bender: 'Yeah, that is kinda cool.

Pinkie Pie: 'I wonder if I could call myself U-J-Pinkie Pie?!

U-J-Bender: 'No, that's my name!

Pinkie Pie: (sadly) 'Aww, you're mean! I was gonna give you a nice big hug, but now I'm not gonna you big meany! [She gasps in horror.] Someone wants a hug!

[Pinkie Pie disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Cut to: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Late at night Fry sits on the couch with his hands over his face crying. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Pinkie Pie in a sitting position next to Fry on the couch.

Fry: 'Are you real or have I gone insane?

Pinkie Pie: 'Of course I'm real. Now, you wanted a hug?

Fry: 'I sure do. [Pinkie Pie and Fry hug.] How did you know I wanted a hug? [Pinkie Pie picks up the TV's remote and turns on the opening of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.] Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: 'Oh sorry, I'll watch this later. [She turns off the TV.] Anyway as for your question, I read your mind and it made me so sad to find you very sad over Leela's rejections and you longing for a hug, so that's how I know.

Fry: 'Oh. Do you think I have a chance with Leela?

Pinkie Pie: 'Hold on a second till I read her mind.... Yep, you do have a chance.

Fry: 'Thanks Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: 'Your welcome! [She stands up off the couch.] Now, I'm off to give more hugs!

[Pinkie Pie disappears in a blinding flash of light. Just when she is gone, Bender smoking a cigar walks in from the kitchen.]

Bender: 'What's going on in here?! I heard voices!

Fry: 'Oh, that was just Pinkie Pie.

Bender: 'Oh.

[Bender walks back into the kitchen.]

The End