Fan Fiction

By Rush

Scene: Farnsworth's Lab. Fry enters and walks towards the "What If Machine".

Fry: [speaking into the mic of  the What-If Machine] 'What if Leela loved me?

What-If-Machine: (speaking in a mechanical robotic male voice) Error, error, error! Invalid question! Please ask a what-if question.

Fry: 'Could that mean … no … well maybe ... no … could mean it mean Leela already .. nah, just maybe ... no. … (shouting) Yes! ...  (sadly in a low voice) Nope. [He walks off disheartened with his hands in his pockets.]

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry walks in and takes a seat around the conference table next to Bender (drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels) on the right and Leela on the left. Farnsworth is standing at the opposite side of the table to Fry holding a green ray gun.

Farnsworth: 'Good news everyone! I have invented this memory ray, which I call the F-Memory Ray, that will make us remember memories during the Time Skips. [The PE staff cheer and clap their hands.] And I should know, for I have tested it on myself. So, who wants to remember something during the Time Skips first?

Leela: 'Me! (shortly after systematically by; Bender and Zoidberg saying "Me".)

[Fry's eyes widen in a hopeful look.]

Bender: 'Aww, I wanted to go first.

Zoidberg: 'Me too.

Farnsworth: 'This should be an interesting reaction.

[Farnsworth fires the F-Memory Ray (firing a green beam) at Leela's head. Leela looks as if she going to have a nervous break down as many tears go down her face. Fry stands up, doing his best to comfort her, by giving her a hug (Leela cries into his shoulder shaking).

Fry: 'What have you done to her?!

Farnsworth: 'I have done nothing she just merely remembers something during the Time Skips.

Fry: 'What?

Leela: (calming down slightly) 'I remember a message you made in space with the stars themselves using the gravity pump.

Fry: 'I can't believe it, you finally saw it.

Leela: 'Yes, I  finally know what you were talking about when you asked  "Did you see it".

Amy: 'So um, are you two gonna remarry or something?

Leela: 'I would like that.

Fry: 'This has to be dream. [Leela kisses on the lips.] Nope, it's real. Yes!

Zoidberg: 'Ah OK, that is very interesting and all but shouldn’t we move on. I want to remember something! [Everyone looks angrily at him.]

Bender: (shouting at Zoidberg) 'Get out of here you stinking parasite. [He wolfs down the rest of his bottle of Jack Daniels, till it's empty, he then throws it at Zoidberg, hitting him on the head.]

Zoidberg: 'Ow! [The bottle smashes on the floor. Scruffy walks in with a pan and brush and cleans up the broken glass bottle of Jack Daniels on the floor, then walks back out of the room.]

Farnsworth: 'You don't get a turn now.

Zoidberg: 'Aww! [Zoidberg stands up, and walks out of the room.] Anti shippers rule.

Farnsworth: 'What the hell is an "anti shipper"?

Bender: 'Beats me.

Leela: 'Yeah, me and Fry want to talk about our feelings for each other in private, so can we be excused? [Bender lights up himself a cigar using his middle finger as a lighter.]

Farnsworth: 'Sure. [Fry and Leela get up and walk out of the room together.]

Bender: [standing up] 'I'll see what they're up to. [Bender walks out of the room after Fry and Leela.]

Cut to: PE Corridor. Bender rounds a corner to see Leela (with tears running down her cheeks) and Fry locked in a passionate kiss. He waves his arms in the air leaning backward, backing back around the corner slowly.]

The End.