Universe Jumping Bender Forever
Scene: Jungle. There is a blinding flash of light and U-J-Bender appears in the middle of a jungle at night in heavy rain.
U-J-Bender: 'Where am I now and-- [There is a loud roar like that of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.] Oh, crap! [A Tyrannosaurus Rex bursts through the trees, who quickly lowers his head to swallow Bender whole before he even has a chance to run.]
Cut to: T Rex's Stomach. U-J-Bender is inside the Tyrannosaurus Rex's stomach.
U-J-Bender: 'Well at least he didn't chew on me. Somehow I think he's not gonna be able to digest me. [He disappears in a blinding flash of light.]
Cut to: Vortex. U-J-Bender appears in a cloudy vortex which he spins through screaming going around in circles getting dragged through the vortex.
U-J-Bender: (shouting) 'Holy brick crap! [He gets struck by a lightning bolt.] Awwwwwwww yeah! That's the good stuff! [The Tardis from Doctor Who swishes past him.] What the hell was that?! [Gets hit by another lightning bolt.] Awwwwwww yeah! [U-J-Bender disappears in a blinding flash of light.]
Cut to: U-J-Bender appearing in an empty starless universe.
U-J-Bender: 'The end of time huh? Man, this is a boring time in history. [There is a massive blinding explosion behind him which must be The Big Bang, which sends him hurtling through space at tremendous speed while screaming.]
U-J-Bender: (shouting) 'Holy brick crap! [He hits the windscreen of Farnsworth's Forward Time Machine being press against the glass, which he slowly begins to slide down making rubbing sounds against the glass.]
Bender: (shouting and pointing at U-J-Bender) 'That's me!
Fry: 'Bender, what are you doing at the beginning of time?
Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Who the hell cares!
[U-J-Bender disappears in a blinding flash of light.]
Cut to: Mount Everest. U-J-Bender appears on top of Mount Everest, then slips and falls down it.
U-J-Bender: (screaming) 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[Takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[Hits his head against the mountain] Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[Takes a breath] Ahhhhhh-- [Hits his head against the mountain] Ow!
[There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.]
Scene: Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is in her bedroom lying on her bed reading a blue book.
Twilight Sparkle: 'Heh-heh! Oh Daring Doo you're the greatest. [U-J-Bender can be heard screaming.] What's that? [There is a loud crash as U-J-Bender falls through the ceiling landing in a heap on the floor.] (shouting) Are you alright?! [She runs towards U-J-Bender.]
U-J-Bender: (crying) 'Please! [He grabs Twilight Sparkle by the hoof.] (begging) You have to help me! It just doesn't stop! [There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.]
Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender appears going through the wormhole with all sorts of flashing colors filled with mostly grandfather-clocks and cuckoo-clocks constantly going off plus hundreds of other different types of clocks.
U-J-Bender: (shouting) 'Ahh dammit! [There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.]
Cut to: U-J-Bender appears on top of a mountain during a blizzard.
U-J-Bender: 'Mount Everest again? [A man wearing a horned helmet and iron armor armed with a sword and a iron shield walks towards him.] Hey, do you know where I am, and--
Man: (shouting) 'Fus Ro Dah! [A powerful force comes out from the man's mouth blasting U-J-Bender several feet into the air, which sends U-J-Bender falling down the mountain.]
U-J-Bender: (voice echoing waving his fist) 'Damn you Dragonborn!
Cut to: U-J-Bender landing in a heap at the bottom of the mountain.
U-J-Bender: 'Ow! [U-J-Bender looks up taking his head out of the snow to see a Skyrim giant running up to him.] Oh crap! [The giant smacks U-J-Bender with his club sending him high into the sky screaming.]
Cut to: Sky. U-J-Bender hits a flying ice dragon in head, causing the dragon to fall from the sky landing upside down on the ground dead. Then U-J-Bender himself lands next to the dragon on his back.
U-J-Bender: 'Ow! [Dovahkiin runs up to the dead dragon, causing it's body to burn up as Dovahkiin absorbs it's soul.] (shouting) You bastard! [He stands up.] That was my kill! [Just as U-J-Bender is about to charge at Dovahkiin, there is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.]