Fan Fiction

Sparkly Shiny
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Bender sits on the couch with his eyes closed.

Cut to: Bender looking at google search results.

Bender: 'Hmm let's see here, we got; how to build your own doomsday device, Free Hookerbots, Ass Polishers, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth Naked, ewww, and--Oh wait, what's this?! [He opens a site that has a white background with a red flashing link in the middle of the page saying: "Click this link to get high if you're a robot by downloading a robot drug virus".] Hell yeah! [He opens the link and downloads the virus.]

Cut to: Lounge. Bender opens his eyes and looks around.

Bender: 'Hmm, I don't feel any different, must take awhile to kick in. [He stands up and walks out of the room.]

Cut to: Meeting Room. Bender walks in and sits next to Fry around the conference table with the others.

Farnsworth: 'Oh Bender, you're finally here. Now we can start (deep voice) blah blah blah--

[Bender Sight: Everyone appears to be normal looking and wearing their normal clothes, but all Bender can hear when Farnsworth talks is "blah". However as Bender turns to look at Fry he sees he's got the eyes of the Hypnotoad making the buzzing sounds, as he turns to look at the following staff he sees them as; Amy dressed as a red Geisha with white makeup, Zoidberg with goat horns coming out from his head, Hermes with green hair, Farnsworth firing laser beams from his glasses around the room, but when he turns to look at Leela he screams as he sees her eye looking just like the flaming eye of Sauron.]

Bender: (screaming) 'Ahhhhhhh! Leave me alone Sauron! [He runs out of the room screaming.]

[Cut back to everyone looking normal in the Meeting Room.]

Amy: 'What's up with Bender?

Leela: 'I think he's stoned.

Farnsworth: 'Well, let's hook him up to the laptop to get rid of that robot drug virus.

Cut to: Lounge. Bender is kicking and punching the air.

Bender: (shouting) 'Go away monsters, leave me alone! [The rest of the PE staff walk in.] (screaming) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Bender Sight. He sees all the PE staff as zombies.]

Bender: (shouting) 'Leave me alone!

[Cut back to everyone looking normal in the Lounge.]

Leela: 'He's completely stoned, we'll have to restrain him. [All the PE staff rush towards Bender and knock him over, then hold him down on the floor.]

Bender: (shouting) 'What are you vegetarian zombies? How come you're not eating me already? [Farnsworth sticks a wire into the back of Bender's head, then sits down on the couch and turns on the laptop.] This doesn't make sense, I'm not even a living thing, I'm made out of metal, so they wouldn't eat me anyway even if they were carnivore zombies.

Farnsworth: 'Running anti virus software now.

[Bender Sight. All the PE staff turn back to normal.]

Bender: 'Well, I'm not downloading that robot drug virus again.

The End