Scruffy's Very Own Fan Fiction
Scene: Planet Express: Kitchen. Scruffy is mopping the kitchen floor with Washbucket hovering near by.
Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Scruffy is mopping the floor with Washbucket.
Cut to: Corridor. Scruffy can be seen mopping the floor along the corridor accompanied by Washbucket.
Washbucket: 'Washbucket full.
Cut to: Kitchen. Scruffy empties Washbucket into the sink, then refills her with hot water using the hot tap. Then Scruffy leaves Washbucket as she's being refilled to pick up a bin, then walks out of the kitchen.
Cut to: Corridor. Scruffy can be seen walking down the corridor holding the bin heading towards the door.
Cut to: Outside: Planet Express: Front Entrance. Scruffy walks out from the front entrance of Planet Express to the side of the building to empty the bin into the dumpster.
Zoidberg: 'Thanks Scruffy! [Zoidberg makes horrible sounds while gobbling down rotten food.]
[Scruffy then walks back to the front entrance of Planet Express and enters back inside.]
Cut to: Corridor. Scruffy can be seen walking down the corridor.
Cut to: Kitchen. The tap has shut itself off and Washbucket is back hovering on the floor. Scruffy walks in, goes over to the sink, picks up a bar of white soap, then rubs soap on his hands, then when he's finished rubbing his hands with the soap, he puts it back down near the sink in a small glass container. Scruffy puts his hands under the tap which pours hot water onto his hands, and then Scruffy begins to wash his hands. A white hover dryer hovers into the room, when Scruffy is done washing his hands he dries his hands by putting his hands under the hover dryer, once his hands are dry the hover dryer hovers out of the room. Scruffy picks up the mop, then walks out of the room with Washbucket hovering after him.
Scene: Conference. Room. Scruffy can be seen mopping the floor in the conference room ... with Washbucket.
Scene: Hanger. Scruffy is mopping the floor in the hanger now with Washbucket.
Scene: Attic. Scruffy is mopping the floor in the attic now with Washbucket.
Cut to: Kitchen. Scruffy is sitting at the kitchen table eating very slowly out of a pack of Cheetos.
Scene: Girls Bathroom. Scruffy is mopping the floor with Washbucket hovering near by.
[Scruffy can be seen fixing a sink underneath with a wrench, Washbucket is still hovering near by.]
Scene: Men's Bathroom. Scruffy is mopping the floor with Washbucket hovering near by.
[Scruffy can be seen unclogging a toilet with a plunger, Washbucket hovers near by.]
Scene: Basement. Scruffy is lying on his bed reading a porno magazine entitled "Zero-G Jugs: Special Edition: Now Even Bigger", a white fit looking woman wearing a red bikini has such big... "Girls".
[He turns the next page using his thumb in his style as seen in Parasites Lost.]
Scruffy: 'Yep. [Scruffy's silver digital watch on his left wrist flashes blue. Scruffy takes a long wooden rectangle box with the symbol of the Japanese Shimazu Clan on it, then takes out the Samurai Sword. Scruffy presses a button on his watch, then disappears with a blinding flash of light.]
Scene: Alternate Universe: Shopping Mall. Dozens of Humans are barricading themselves inside the shopping mall.
Cut to: Outside Shopping Mall. At night in heavy rain a horde of zombies surround the shopping mall trying to get in by banging on the doors. Scruffy appears with a blinding flash of light among the zombies, the zombies even see him, but don't react in any way what's so ever, thinking he's a zombie too.
Women: (singing a voice over) 'It's Scruffy the friendly zombie, who doesn't smell of rotten flesh, it's Scruffy the friendly zombie, who doesn't need to eat brains nor wants to, it's Scruffy the friendly zombie, who has come to save the day by killing zombies.
[Scruffy walks around outside the shopping mall, cutting the heads off and generally chopping zombies to pieces with his Samurai Sword as he walks around the shopping mall. The zombies don't even fight back.]
[Time Lapse. When Scruffy is finished killing every single zombie around the shopping mall, he starts walking around the city killing more zombies, and even saving Humans from being victims of the zombies.]
Cut to: Scruffy covered in blood and guts looking at his watch near huge piles of zombies chopped to pieces.
Scruffy: 'Yep, Scruffy's work here is done. [Somehow his, body Samurai Sword, and clothes cleans itself in a blinding flash of light, now looking as good as new and sparkling clean. Scruffy presses a button on his watch and disappears with a blinding flash of light.]
Scene: Planet Express: Basement. Scruffy appears back on his bed, he puts away his Samurai Sword back in it's box, then puts the box back under his bed, then picks up his Zero-G Jugs magazine and goes back to reading it.
Scruffy Voice Over: 'I'm Scruffy … the Janitor. [He turns the next page using his thumb.]