Fan Fiction

Rama Light
By Rush

Scene: Forest. Bella Swan drools at Edward Cullen standing up a small hill. The sun's rays hit Edward Cullen face making it sparkle.

Edward Cullen: (shouting) 'Look at me sparkle, aren't I pretty?!

Bella Swan: 'Oh, you're so beautiful! [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. U-J-Bender looks at Edward Cullen and Bella Swan with a look of horror on his face.]

U-J-Bender: (screaming) 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Worst universe ever! Damn you Stephenie Meyer and you're bad writing! But then again, she must be a better writer than this Futurama fan fiction author.

Edward Cullen: 'Who are you?

Bella Swan: 'Yeah, who are you?

U-J-Bender: 'I'm Bender. Now Edward, you're like what, 100 years old, yeah I know you're 17 forever since you're a vampire, and you want to date some teenage girl who's like 16 or 17 years old maybe, don’t you think there's anything wrong with that?

Edward Cullen: 'No.

U-J-Bender: 'Hmm really, you don't think any thing’s wrong with that? Plus you're like dead man, also you are a creepy manipulative overprotective stalker.

Edward Cullen: 'Uhhhh--

Bella Swan: 'I find that cute.

U-J-Bender: 'Bella you are insane.

U-J-Bender: 'Edward, why would you go back to school over and over again? Can't you just read some books, look at wikipedia, play video games, and watch TV to keep educated?

Edward Cullen: 'Uhhhh--

U-J-Bender: 'Nothing to say to defend yourself you sparkling pansy?

Bella Swan: 'Yeah, why does he sparkle?

U-J-Bender: 'I don't know, maybe because he's some kind of fairy vampire?

Bella Swan: 'Just leave us alone!

U-J-Bender: 'Fine, enjoy you're freakin' universe that puts shame on true vampires that burn in the sun light! [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]

The End