Fan Fiction

Rama End
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry and Bender sit on the couch watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.

Fry: This episode is boring!"

Suddenly everything around them begins to fade away into plain white nothingness.

Bender: 'Hey you idiot! This is a fan fiction! Not the show! We're not canceled!

Sudden everything is brought back and color is restored.

Fry: 'What are you talking about?

Bender: 'Our universe is a fan fiction.

Fry: 'How do you know this?"

Bender: 'I don't know, it's just the writer of this fan fiction is so bad and lazy, that he never even gave logical explanation as to why I know. It's even sadder that he resorts to making fun of himself, because he's such an obscure loser entity on the Internet.

Fry: 'Okay...

Bender: 'And another thing, the canon universe has been going down hill since season one.

Fry: 'Hey, that's a bit overcritical!

Bender: 'I mean we should have done what Family Guy, making fun of current events and random irrelevant cutaway jokes! And more of me, Bender!

Fry: 'How about actual ground breaking episodes?

Bender: 'No! Farting jokes! That's what this show needs! Also every episode I should fight a giant chicken for five minutes and just throw in some obscure music video. And also Pokemon.

Fry: 'Why Pokemon? [Bender slaps Fry across the face.] Ow!

Bender: Because Pokemon is awesome!

The End