Fan Fiction

Pride Breaking
By Rush

Scene: Apartment 1I: Leela's Bedrom. Fry who is fast asleep wears no pyjamas lies in bed next to Leela who wears light blue pyjamas and is still awake reading a black book called The Hobbit.

Fade into Fry's dream. We see Fry wearing nothing but pair of white underwear walking along a beech on some tropical island.

Advertisement: (deep manly voice) 'You there?

Fry: 'Me?

Advertisement: 'You got a hot girlfriend don't you?

Fry: 'Yeah.

Advertisement: 'Are you afraid to lose her due to your small size?

Fry: (shocked) 'What?!

Advertisement: (shouting) 'Well look no further than Higher Genetic Engineering! For only fifteen thousand dollars we'll give you a supersize! Then no woman could resist you!


[Fry wakes up with a start sitting up.]

Leela: (softly) 'Fry, are you OK? [She leaves The Hobbit on the side of the bed.]

Fry: (worriedly) 'Leela, I don't necessarily need to have genetic engineering done on my--

Leela: 'No Fry, you don't. I love you just the way you are, I'm not some cold hearted shallow bitch with ridiculously high standards.

Fry: 'So that ad meant noth--

Leela: 'It meant nothing Fry, [Fry lies back down.] it was just some stupid ad. [She kisses him softly on the lips.] (softly) 'Go back to sleep baby.

Fry: 'I'm not sure if I can go back to s-- [He falls fast asleep, while Leela picks back up The Hobbit and goes back to reading it.]

The End