Fan Fiction

Needless Debate
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Hanger. The PE staff as well as Nixon and Zapp are debating who should fly the stealth fighter.

Zoidberg: 'Well, sure, but who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a "death sphere"?

Nixon: 'I say Brannigan.

Zapp: [saluting] 'I say no.

Leela: 'I say me.

Nixon: 'I say Leela.

Leela: 'I say yes.

Fry: 'I say no.

Zapp: 'I say Leela, too.

Leela: 'I say yes again.

Zapp: 'I say I shall join her.

Leela: 'But it's only a one-man craft...I say.

Zapp: 'There'll only be one man. Me. How would you feel if I rode rear as your personal tail gunner?

Leela: 'Creeped out, so no! I'm going solo.

Zapp: 'Awwww.

[With tears running down Fry's cheeks, Fry gives Leela a hug.]

Fry: 'Leela, please don't do this.

Leela: 'I'll be fine Fry.

Scene: V-GINY Core. There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender holding onto the tip of a nuclear warhead.

U-J-Bender: 'Ah, V-GINY. [He presses a few buttons on the warhead.]

Warhead: (robotic female voice) 'Armed, detonation will commence as soon as U-J-Bender goes to another universe. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender. The Warhead beeps, then explodes.]

Cut to: Outside V-GINY. Small explosions can be seen inside V-GINY, but then there is a massive explosion which completely shatters V-GINY into pieces.

Cut to : Planet Express: Lounge. All the PE staff along with Zapp and Nixon watch on TV V-GINY explode into pieces.

Farnsworth: 'Well, that's that then.

The End