Fan Fiction

Nature And Awkwardness All Around
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff seated around the conference table, apart from Farnsworth. In the middle of the table there is a white sheet covering something.

Bender: 'How much longer do we have to wait?

Hermes: 'For exactly one second. [The doors open behind them, followed by Farnsworth walking in with his hands in the air.]

Farnsworth: 'Good news everyone! [He walks over to the conference table, then takes a seat there.] I'm going to show you my latest invention.

Bender: 'Duhhhh!

Farnsworth: 'The Clothes Remover Ray, for short I call it the CR Ray! [He pulls the sheet up to reveal a pink ray gun, which he picks up.]

Leela: 'That's …..

Farnsworth: 'Yes?

Leela: 'A good invention I guess. [Farnsworth fires the CR Ray at Leela, removing her clothes. Leela screams covering herself, the men in the room look at her as if they never seen a naked woman before.] (shouting) 'Hey!

Farnsworth: 'And now not to be sexist, I'm gonna fire the CR Ray at everyone. [He fires the CR Ray at everyone, removing their clothes, (The CR Ray has no effect on Bender) making everyone look awkward covering themselves.] And now myself. [He fires the CR Ray at himself, removing his clothes.]

Bender: 'I'm always naked.

Leela: (shouting) 'What is the point of all this?!

Amy: 'Yeah, I want my clothes back!

Everyone: [apart from Bender, Farnsworth and Zoidburg.] 'Yeah!

Farnsworth: 'Oh alright fine. [He fires the CR Ray at everyone, which puts their clothes back on instantly.]

Zoidburg: 'Aww, I was enjoying seeing you all naked!

Bender: 'Me too... Well only Leela and Amy naked.

Fry: 'Aye.

Farnsworth: (thinking) 'Ha ha, I'm gonna make a killer selling these CR Rays to Joke Shops.

The End