Fan Fiction

By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. All the PE staff sit around the conference table, who all wear very diffident sets of clothes then they usually wear, such as; Amy dressed as a Leprechaun with a fake bushy ginger beard, Fry wearing a Star Wars themed Galactic Empire storm trooper suit without a helmet, Bender wearing a black balaclava only showing his mouth, eyes and antenna, Leela wearing a pink mini skirt and a pink bra, Farnsworth wearing a horned Viking helmet with his normal lab coat, Zoidberg wearing just a grey kilt; on his body there are many Celtic symbols painted with woad, and Hermes wearing a rasta hat with his normal clothes.

Amy: 'Is it just me, or are we all dressed very weird today?

Leela: 'Speak for yourself.

Zoidberg: (shouting) 'Haaaa kapla!

Farnsworth: 'Indeed Zoidberg. Would you mind if we cook you up for lunch?

Zoidberg: 'Sure why not. [He stands up and walks out of the room, the rest of the PE staff following,] I'll try not scream too much as I boil alive in the water.

Cut to: Kitchen. Bender and Hermes throw Zoidberg into a huge boiling steel pot over the oven.

Hermes: 'I never thought we'd ever get rid of Zoidberg, but I was wrong, yay! And we get to boil him up and eat him too. [Everyone cheers.]

Fry: 'Yay, we're amoral savages! [Everyone cheers. A huge Coca-Cola bottle hovers past them through the kitchen, followed by; Sonic The Hedgehog, Jon Irenicus, Daffy Duck, Agumon, Sephiroth, Jason Voorhees, Hitmonchan, Darth Vader, Yugi Mutou, Batman, Spider Man, Super Man, Sauron in his physical form, Ash Ketchum, Obey One Kenobi, Shrek, Voldemort, Uriel Septim, Kool Aid, Cookie Monster, Urdnot Wrex, Johnny Bravo, Gandalf The Grey, Master Chief, Turok, Peter Griffin, Twilight Sparkle, Skeletor, Gargamel, Chuck Norris, Popeye, Mickey Mouse, Minsc and Boo, Bugs Bunny, Darth Sidious, Shoop Da Whoop, Mannimarco, Duke Nukem, Oroku Saki, and Gollum walk through the kitchen.]

Bender (shouting) 'Needless cameos!

Fry: 'The cake is a lie!

Bender: (shouting) 'Needless Portal reference!

[Hermes lowers his glasses firing red laser beams from his eyes blasting a huge whole in the wall, everyone cheers clapping their hands.]

Hermes: 'Yay! [Fry's body doesn't seem to have a head anymore.]

Fry: 'Yay!

[Hermes rubs his eyes, then looks at Fry again seeing his head is back.]

Bender: (roaring) 'Rrrraahhhaaaaa! [His head explodes.]

Fry: 'Oh my god, Bender! [Fry rubs his eyes, then looks at Bender again seeing his head is back.] Yay!

Bender: 'My head's back!

Amy: (shouting) 'Lesbian kiss! [Leela and Amy make out.]

Bender: 'Lose the beard Amy. And let's eat Fry. [All the PE staff surround Fry licking their lips.]

Scene: Fry's eyes open finding himself lying in bed in Leela's bedroom next to Leela who's reading a book called "Loving A Caveman".

Fry: 'Leela, you wouldn't eat me, would you?

Leela: 'What? Of course not! Did you have a bad dream sweetie? [Fry nods his head. Leela puts down the book, then wraps her arms around Fry kissing him softly.] It was just a dream Fry, it wasn't real.

The End