Fan Fiction

Leela's Solution
By Rush

Fry, Leela and Bender were entering the solar system, after a long dangerous delivery to some remote planet halfway across the universe, inhabited by not so friendly aliens, most of which shoot Humans on sight.

Within the cockpit Leela sat in the driver seat as usual, since she is the captain. Fry sat next to the Co-ordinates controls, while Bender sat next to the autopilot drinking out of a beer bottle.

All was well, until there was a blinding flash of light in front of Leela, followed by the appearance of a creature of indescribable annoyance... Jar Jar Binks!

"Wow! Sparkely glow thing brought me here!" shouted Jar Jar Binks.

Fry and Bender simply screamed in terror.

"THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK!" Leela shouted.

Bender and Fry grabbed Jar Jar Binks, dragged him over to the airlock and threw him out, followed by watching his body freeze in the vacuum from outside the window.

The End