Fan Fiction

Journey to Work
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arm Apartments: Corridor. Fry followed by Bender smoking a cigar exit their apartment. They walk down the corridor to an elevator, which has a sign over it saying "Out Of Order".

Bender: 'Ahhh, crap. Come on, let's take the stairs. [They continue to walk down the corridor.]

Fry: 'I hope the elevator is fixed before we come home again, I don't wanna go up all those stairs.

Bender: 'Me neither.

Cut to: Flight of Stairs. Fry and Bender walk down the stairs.

Cut to: Reception. Fry and Bender walk towards the front exit.

Cut to: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Fry and Bender exit Robot Arms, then walk along the pavement to an entrance of the Tube Transport System which has a red holographic sign in front of it.

Bender: (shouting) 'What?! [Zoom to Fry and Bender looking at the sign which says in green letters "Fat Guy Blocked Tube."

Fry: 'Awww man, again?!

Bender: 'Looks like we have to walk to work. [They continue to walk down the pavement.]

Fry: 'What about the bus?

Bender: 'Do you wanna stand around for an hour waiting for a bus?

Fry: 'Nah. You're right.

Scene: Outside Planet Express. Fry and Bender are walking down the pavement but then stop seeing Thog the Amazonian woman walking towards them. Bender elbows Fry.

Bender: 'Hey Fry, is that one of the Amazonians you had sex with?

Fry: 'Ahh umm, I'm not sure.

Thog: 'Me never had snu-snu with tiny red haired man.

Fry: 'Yeah, I think you may be right.

Thog: 'Do you want snu-snu now with me?

Fry: 'Uhhhh---

Bender: 'Go for it Fry, see the size of her big ass and boo--

Fry: 'Shut up Bender!

Thog: 'Me promise to be more gentle and not crush you.

Fry: 'I'm sorry, but I already have a girlfriend.

Thog: 'Who is she?! Me crush her with club!

Fry: 'But I love her!

Thog: 'Aww! Me not crush her. [Thog walks on.] See you again. [Fry and Bender just stand there watching her walk away.]

Bender: 'So who's your girlfriend?

Fry: 'Well it's … Wait, I don't have one.

Bender: [pointing and laughing at Fry] 'Ha-ha!

Fry: 'Awww, dammit! I missed out in snu-snu with that Amazonian!

Bender: 'You sure did. [Fry and Bender cross the street and enter Planet Express.]

The End