Fan Fiction

I Like Beer
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. All the PE staff sit down, Farnsworth holds the remote sitting on his white hover arm chair.

Farnsworth: 'Let's watch the news. [He turns on the news with Morbo and Linda.]

Morbo: 'Morbo will annihilate the Human race! [He begins growing rapidly in size. Linda chuckles.]

[Morbo bursts out from Channel √2 in Los Angeles, now being about 500 feet tall. Morbo takes a green ray gun out from his pocket, which he fires at a skyscraper creating a huge blue portal, which he walks through disappearing from sight, followed shortly by the portal closing up afterwards.]

Scene: New New York: Times Square. A huge blue portal appears in the middle of Times Square. Giant Morbo walks out from it, followed by it shortly closing up afterwards, pedestrians scream and run away from Morbo, and hovers cars and other vehicles take off into the sky.]

Morbo: 'Morbo will destroy you! [He fires laser beams from his eyes at cars and other vehicles knocking them down from the sky, additionally firing both laser beams at pedestrians and breathing fire at them (killing them obviously), also stepping on and crushing parked hover cars and other vehicles along with pedestrians as he walks down the street.] Morbo will annihilate you! [He then begins knocking over buildings, also continuing to breathe fire setting many buildings alight.]

[Time Lapse. Doop troops march through the streets with tanks behind them (And the Nimbus above them) and small space ships that looks like T-65 X-wing starfighter ahead of the Nimbus Morbo walks towards them. The Doop army fire at Morbo, but all their attacks seem to have no effect. The Doop army retreats, Doop soldier run away (Doop soldiers abandon their tanks), and their space ships take off into space. Morbo laughs evilly.

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. The PE staff still watch TV. Farnworth stands up off his white hover arm chair.

Farnsworth: 'Oh yeah!?! Two can play at that game. [He laughs evilly while growing rapidly in size.]

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Farnsworth bursts out from the PE building growing to about 500 feet tall. Morbo conveniently walks past Planet Express continuing his rampage.

Farnsworth: 'Hey, pick on someone your own size bully! [He dives on Morbo knocking him into some buildings.] Sorry. [They roll across the city knocking over many buildings and crushing pedestrians.] Sorry again. Morbo pushes Farnsworth off him, sending him up flying through the air.  Farnsworth lands on some buildings.] Ow! [Morbo fires laser beams at Farnsworth from his eyes, at the same time Farnsworth fires laser beams from his eyes blocking Morbo's lasers.]

Cut to: Mom Corp: Mom's Office. Mom sits on her desk watching the fight between Morbo and Farnsworth on a huge HD TV hanging from the ceiling.

Mom: 'My Farny-Poo! [She begins growing rapidly in size.]

Cut to: Outside Mom Corp. Mom bursts out from Mom Corp now being about 500 feet tall. And runs to Farnsworth's aid. Mom fires gamma rays from her eyes turning Morbo into dust, she then dives on Farnsworth making out with him. [Our view turns away as we seen pants and underwear and other clothes been thrown into the air along with loud sexual moaning sounds coming from Mom and Farnsworth out of sight.]

Farnsworth: 'Oh yes!

[Farnswoth wakes up with a start screaming in his bed.]

Farnsworth: 'Why am I enjoying this?! … (calmer) Oh it was just a nightmare. I'm never gonna eat cheese again before bed. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.]

U-J-Bender: 'I like beer.

Farnsworth: 'Of course you do. Now go, you made yet another tedious repetitive pointless cameo. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.] (yawning) I feel sleepy. [He falls back a sleep snoring loudly.]

The End.