Futurama

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Futuremon: Episode 5: The Interrupted Journey ...
By Rush

Scene: Once again Fry and Bender walk along a country grassland path towards snowy mountainous land in the distance.

Fry: (thinking) 'First Amy, and now Trainer Goodensexy? My luck with women in the future is good, and I'm not even trying. [They meet Morgan wearing pink bra and a pink mini skirt.] …... [He drools a little.] Hey, wanna have a Pokemon battle?Morgan: 'Yes, dirty Boy! [She throws a Pokeball.] (shouting) Go Bellsprout! [A Bellsprout pops out from the Pokeball.]Fry: 'Go Bender! [Bender takes a brick out from his chest cabinet, and throws it at Bellsprout. Bellsprout swerves to left dodging the brick.]

Bender: 'Aw crap!

Morgan: (shouting) 'Bellsprout, use razor leaf! [The leafs that hit Bender don't seem to have much effect on him.] Oh crap! [Bender runs towards the Bellsprout, once near he burps flame on the Bellsprout setting the poor Pokemon alight, who screams running around in circles, til the fire goes out for some reason as Bellsprout looks dazed.] Bellsprout! [Bellsprout falls onto the ground unconscious.] Wanan have sex dirty boy? [Fry shrugs his shoulders.]

Fry: 'OK. [Morgan makes out with him moaning sexually.]

Morgan: (shouting) 'Oh dirty boy!


Scene: Now once again Fry and Bender walk along a country grassland path towards snowy mountainous land in the distance.

Fry: (thinking) 'Last night with Morgan was great. I don't think I'll be so lucky too day. [They meet the huge tall Amazonian Thog wearing her usual clothes.] Whoa!

Thog: 'Wanna have Pokemon battle, and then snu-snu afterwords?

Fry: 'Can we not have Pokemon battle and just have snu-snu?

Thog: 'OK. [She picks him up and runs off with him carrying him over her shoulder.] Me take you to snu-snu chambers! I hope you don't die, many Amazonians will want to have snu-snu with you, and I shall share!

Fry: (thinking) 'What the hell have I got myself into?


Scene: Yet again Fry barely able to walk limps along a country grassland path towards snowy mountainous land in the distance.

Fry: 'Ow, ow, ow. (thinking) The sex was great, but I felt like I was gonna die from all those Amazonians!

To Be Continued

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