Futurama

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The Continuing Of The U-J-Bender Madness
By Rush

Scene: Old Dark House. Voldermort (from Harry Potter) sits at the end of a black dining table addressing his Death Eaters (followers).]

Voldermort: 'So-- [There is blinding flash of light and U-J-Bender (as a cartoon not fitting in the background of reality) appears standing in the middle of the dining table.]

Voldermort: 'Avada Kedavra! [The Killing Curse hits U-J-Bender which has no effect on him what's so ever.] What, he lives?

U-J-Bender: 'Avada Kedavra, don't work on robots, since we're technically not alive.

[U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]


Scene: Security Room. A fat male Security Officer wearing a hat all in black watches on CCTV a blinding flash of light (making him look away from the screen for a second) followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender inside a bank vault filled with gold bars. U-J-Bender takes a sack out from his chest cabinet and starts stuffing gold bars into the sack, until it's full, then starts stuffing the gold bars into his chest cabinet, until his chest cabinet is completely stuffed.

Security Officer: (Irish accent) 'How we gonna stop bank robbers like that? [U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]


Scene: Planet Express: Ship: Cockpit. Leela sits in the driver seat, Fry sits at the co-ordinates controls, and Bender sits drinking out of a bottle of Captain Morgan with the autopilot.

Fry: 'Are we there yet Leela?

Leela: 'Almost, there's the Milky Way. [Outside the window it shows them flying towards the Milky Way galaxy.]

Fry: 'Oh. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender.]

U-J-Bender: 'Show us your "girls" Leela! [He starts laughing.]

Leela: (calmly) 'Bender set the autopilot. [Bender presses a button.] Thank you. [Leela with a flying kick hits U-J-Bender in the face knocking him to the ground, she then drags him over to the the airlock, and fires him out of it.]

U-J-Bender: (shouting) 'Ahhh come on, show us your "girls"! [U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]

[Pan over to Fry.]

Fry: 'You wouldn’t do that to me if I asked?

Leela: 'No, but why would you ask since you get to see them anyway and a whole lot more?

Fry: 'Good point.


Scene: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie sit on the couch in their living room watching TV showing the News with Kent Brockman.

Kent Brockman: [On TV] 'Hello I'm Kent Brock-- [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender in mid-air over the TV who lands on the TV smashing it.]

U-J-Bender: 'Ow!

Bart: (shouting) 'The TV!

Homer: (screaming) 'Nooooooooooooooooooooo! [He runs towards U-J-Bender in a rage, who pulls a ray-gun out of his chest cabinet pointing it at Homer, who then backs off slowly back onto the couch.]

U-J-Bender: [standing up] 'Alright, let me just let you know one thing, (shouting) we are not the Simpsons in space! [U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]


Scene: Mom's Cabin. Farnsworth takes Mom's bra off and sees the remote but just stares at her.

Farnsworth: 'Oh, my!

[He throws the bra aside and they lie down on the couch both moaning sexually, there is a blinding flash of light followed the appearance of U-J-Bender near the couch.

U-J-Bender: [screaming covering his eyes.] Ahhhhhhhh, I don't wanna watch this! [U-J-Bender disappears with a blinding flash of light.]

The End

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