Bender's Good Food
Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The Planet Express staff sit around the conference table. Bender and Hermes dressed as chefs bring a covered plate in from the kitchen, which they lay down on the table.
Leela: 'What is it Bender, yet another animal you found dead in the street?
Bender: 'Nope. [He pulls the cover off to reveal Zoidberg cooked with a tomato in his mouth. The PE staff gasp.]
Leela: (shouting) 'Oh my God!
Fry: (shouting) 'You cooked Zoidberg!
Amy: (sad) 'Poor Zoidberg.
Farnsworth: (impatiently)' Yes yes, now let's eat him already! [Hermes and Farnsworth begin eating Zoidberg, dipping chunks of him into glass bowls of; tartar sauce, garlic sauce and barbecue sauce, while; Fry, Leela, and Amy look in horror.]
Leela: 'You guys are sick!
Bender: 'Well, I'm not eating him!
Leela: 'You cooked him!
Hermes: 'And I helped!
Farnsworth: 'Mmmm. Oh come on, try some.
Fry, Leela, And Amy: 'No!
Farnsworth: (angrily) 'You won't try some?! [He roars like Godzilla, growing rapidly in size.]
Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Farnsworth grows in size to about 500-feet tall and emerges from the hangar roof.
Farnsworth: (shouting) 'I'm angry! [He walks down a street causing chaos by; kicking and stepping on pedestrians and vehicles, shooting red laser beams from his eyes at random pedestrians killing them, and setting alight random building from spitting out fireballs from his mouth.]
Cut to: Planet Express: Lounge. All the PE staff watch on TV showing giant Farnsworth going on a rampage in New New York.
Bender: 'Best show ever!
Leela: (echoing voice) 'Uh Professor.
Scene: Farnsworth opens his eyes, to find himself sitting at the conference table with all the PE staff, including Zoidberg who's alive sitting with them.
Farnsworth: (sad) 'Awwwwww! Why did you have to ruin it Leela?! I was having such a great dream! [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a Bending Unit next to Farnsworth.] Who in Holy Zombie Jesus are you?!
U-J-Bender: 'U-J-Bender, making a cameo. [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the disappearance of U-J-Bender.]