Futurama

Fan Fiction

Bender's Yonder Logic
By Rush

Scene: Forward Time machine. Farnsworth cries and Fry is displeased.

Farnsworth: 'Noooooo! I was about to get laid.

Bender: 'The other place had a lot of good things too. Did you even see that mountain of skulls?

Farnsworth: 'Why you!

[He gives Bender a very weak slap.]

Bender: 'Oh no, you didn't.

[Farnsworth and Bender fight slapping one another.]

Fry: 'Stop. Somewhere, some time, Leela's waiting for me. We need to keep looking for a backwards time machine.

[Farnsworth and Bender stop fighting.]

Farnsworth: 'Fry is right.

Bender: 'Yes, we have to work together. And not have this fight I was definitely winning.

[Farnsworth stops the forward time machine. The interface shows it's 3 December, 1,000,000,000 AD, 8:05 pm. ]

Farnsworth: The year one billion. [Fry, Bender and Farnsworth exit the time machine.] I got a feeling this could be exactly the point in time we've been looking for. [This future is entirely covered in a dead desert, covering as far as the eyes can see.] Nope. [Farnsworth takes up a device that scans the area and turns up an X on its screen and buzzes.] In fact, all life is extinct.

[Bender laughs.]

Fry: 'So let's keep going forward.

Farnsworth: 'Oh, it's no use. Earth is dead. This is the end of all things.

Bender: 'Wait if Earth's dead, shouldn’t you two be suffocating to death due to the fact there's no oxygen?

Farnsworth: 'Hmm, you got a point Bender. We should be dying.

Bender: [pointing at the sun.] 'And that red giant sure doesn't seem that hot for some reason?

Fry: 'Yeah, this doesn't make any sense.

Farnsworth: 'Fry's right, this doesn't make sense.

Echoing Voice: 'Make Sense? What fun is there in making sense?

Bender: (shouting) 'Did you guys hear that? [Fry and Farnsworth hugging one another in fear nod their heads.] Show yourself monster!

[There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a draconequus monster by the name of Discord.]

Discord: 'Boo!

[Discord laughs while Fry, Bender and Farnsworth scream as they run into the Forward Time Machine, followed by going further into the future disappearing in a blinding flash of light.]

The End

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