Futurama

Fan Fiction

Bender's Bad Idea
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The lights are off, and the Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker can be seen on the conference table. Bender walks in holding an orange box, which he places on the conference table. Then Bender jumps into the box.

Cut to: Parallel Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room. It is day time from what be can seen out the window, and the PE staff all sit around the conference table.

Hermes: 'So on today’s-- [Bender pops out of a blue box in a corner.] Yes?

Bender: 'Nothing. [He jumps back into the box.]

Cut to: Bender's Home Universe. Bender pops back out of the orange box. He then places the orange box on the Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker, then feeds it a carrot, then two newer smaller orange boxes pop out. He then jumps into one of the newer smaller boxes.

Cut to: Parallel Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Everything is the same as the other parallel universe as before.

Hermes: 'And da fact that we-- [Bender pops out of a blue box in a corner, now twice as tall and twice as big from before.] What do you want now?

Parallel Bender: 'Hey, that cheap copy of me is bigger than me, and his antenna is bigger too!

[Bender jumps back into the box.]

Cut to: Bender's Home Universe. Bender pops back out of the orange box.

Bender: 'This is getting fun. [He takes one of the newer smaller orange box duplicates and then places it on the Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinke and feeds it with a carrot, then two even more smaller orange boxes pop out. Bender then jumps into one of the two smallest orange boxes.]

Cut to: Parallel Universe. Bender pops out of a blue box hitting his head on the ceiling of the PE Meeting Room.

Bender: 'Ow!

Leela: 'What the hell is going on?! [Bender jumps back into the box.]

Cut to: Bender's Home Universe. Bender pops back out of orange box.

Bender: 'I'm just getting started. [He repeats placing the orange boxes on the Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker and feeding it with carrots, till the latest duplicated boxes become as small as marbles.] Oh this should be fun. [He places his finger in one of the smaller marbles sized boxes, which sucks him in.]

Cut to: Parallel Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room. From the box in the corner, a massive head of Bender comes out from the box, the PE staff run out the front door and Parallel Bender carries Farnsworth, and as more and more of his body comes out of the box, causes him to burst through the roof of Planet Express and beyond till his head reaches the clouds.

[Pan back down to what's left of Planet Express to see all the Planet Express staff still alive in the street looking at a gigantic Bender in shock.]

Parallel Bender: 'Holy brick crap, that's one big Bender. And I bet he drops huge bricks too.

Cut to: Between giant Bender's foot cuffs. Leela walks in what's left of the PE Meeting Room and picks up a blue box, and places it against Bender's right foot cuff, which sucks him in.

Cut to: Bender's Home Universe. Bender pops back out of one of marble sized orange boxes.

Bender: 'That was insane. [A tiny Leela pops out of the marble sized box that Bender jumped out of, then the sound of tiny Leela's squeaky voice can be heard.] What? [He leans his head down to her.]

Leela: 'What the hell are you doing? [She looks at the other orange boxes of different sizes and sees the Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker.] You made copies of my … well one of the same universes like mine?

Bender: 'Yep!

Leela: 'Are you gonna help pay for the damage you caused?

Bender: 'You pay it.

[Leela sighs.]

Leela: 'Fine. [She jumps back into her marble sized orange box]

Bender: 'Ha-ha-ha, cardboard can't crush anything.

The End

I wonder if other any science fiction has ever done this before?

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