Futurama

Fan Fiction

Annoying Visitor
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's and Bender's Lounge. Late at night Bender sits on the couch watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.

Bender: 'Man, this show sucks, it's always the same thing. [There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of Pinkie Pie the Pony.]

Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'Hug me!

Bender: 'No!

[Pinkie Pie gasps.]

Pinkie Pie: (shocked) 'You no give me hug? (shouting) You die now! [She fires red laser beams from her eyes vaporizing Bender into dust.] (sad) Aww, I can't leave you destroyed. You're my favorite character from Futurama. [With a flash of light she brings Bender back to live back on the couch.] (begging) Will you hug me now?

Bender: 'No, I'm not a Brony! [Pinkie Pie fires laser beams from her eyes vaporizing Bender into dust again, then with a flash of light she brings Bender back to live again.]

Pinkie Pie: 'How about now?

Bender: 'No! [Pinkie Pie fires laser beams from her eyes vaporizing Bender into dust again yet, then with a flash of light she brings Bender back to live yet again.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Now?

Bender: 'Still no! [Pinkie Pie fires laser beams from her eyes vaporizing Bender into dust once again, then with a flash of light she brings Bender back to live once again.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Hmm, how about now?

Bender: (shouting) 'If I give you a hug, will you leave me alone?!

Pinkie Pie: 'Yes.

Bender: 'Fine! [Bender and Pinkie Pie hug.] (happy sounding) You know you are a very cuddly Pony.

Pinkie Pie: 'Thanks! Now, I'm off to demand more hugs! [She disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Cut to: Fry's Bedroom. Pinkie Pie reappears next to Fry, who asleep in bed wearing a white t-shirt.

Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'Hug me!

[Fry wakes up with a start sitting up.]

Fry: 'Huh, wha? [He sees Pinkie Pie.] Pinkie Pie?

Pinkie Pie: (shouting) 'Hug me!

Fry: 'Of course I'll hug you Pinkie Pie! [Fry and Pinkie Pie hug.]

Pinkie Pie: 'Awwww, I didn't have to force you to hug me by destroying you and bringing you back to live over and over again.

Fry: (confused) 'Huh?

Pinkie Pie: 'Never mind. I've got more hugs to demand around the universe! [She disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Narrator: 'And so the immortal multiverse traveling Pinkie Pie demanded hugs from everyone in the entire universe.

The End

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