Race for Earth
RACE FOR EARTH
Made By Charlton Jon Villavelez aka
Caption: 5% Not Real and 100% Real!
On Screen: Maggie Simpson turns to an
alien and everyone screams!
Part One: Rock Of Mystery
Fry, Leela and Bender show up inside
their ship trying to stop the U.S. Space Army.
Leela: Captain Kenneth, stop chasing
that space rock now! It is one of the messages from the aliens.
Captain Kenneth: Never. This might
bring more annoying reporters. Jackasses.
Bender: You know, he's right about the
Captain Kenneth: Okay ladies, let's put
on our rocket launchers in 5,4,3...
Leela pushes the button: Cloak-Shake. The
space rock turned invisible.
The U.S. Space Army crew stops their
Captain Kenneth: Where's that space
rock? Who cares, ok guys, let's eat some more MAYO!
The U.S. Space Army Soldiers: Hooray!
The U.S. Space Army soldiers and ships
go back to their base.
Bender: Whoa! I just hope the old guy
will be happy. He's been cranky all year but let's get movin'.
Fry: Nice one, Leela. Now let's get
that space rock.
Leela: Thanks, Fry. Although we have to
put the space rock in our cargo and see what it is.
A few minutes later, the ship is about
to land on the building and Leela has put the space rock in the cargo
and Bender examines it with his green laser eyes he inserted in his
head and a red signal appears on the point above his head.
Fry: Wow. The letters shown in this
space rock looks like the ones in The Matrix.
Leela: That's nonsense, Fry. The
Matrix is very old program and now it will take lots of money to
reboot it again.
Bender: Guys, my weird eyes have found
the words said on this space rock.
Bender: It says (clearing this throat
loudly), "They are up in the air but you cannot see them during the day
or afternoon, and you'll just have to play along up there."
Fry: I know .what this means, my mom
teached me this when I had to do a universal project, it is the
Leela: Hmm... Bender is again scanning
that sentence and you're right, Fry. Whoa, I though I never said
those words before.
The ship landed and the three crew
workers get out of the ship.
Farnsworth, Why, were you two late?!
Bender: That's three!
Farnsworth (calms down) Never mind.
Leela: We founds out that the space
rock from the aliens was about "playing along up there"
in the stars.
Farnsworth: Well, glad thing the U.S.
Space Army didn't get it, but it seems we have a promblem.
Fry: What is it?
Farnsworth (gets angry) Damn Nixon's
Head wants us to have a meeting about the space rock right now!
Bender: Crap! Now I won't get a chance
to drink booze.
Leela: What about the wine that
everyone likes, Bender?
Bender: No way, I'm not eating that
Fry: Suit yourself, Bender. It's good.
Bender shrugs and disagrees with Leela
Leela: Let's go then.
THE WHITE HOUSE
We wish this place won't be we all
Nixon's Head: We just received from our
friendly alien ORC that the other big bad aliens will destory the
Earth, but they gave us a message that we can save our Earth of ours
if we enter their little scam, I don't know what it is. Whoever wants
to ignore this nonsense say Mamma Mia!
Everyone except the PE crew: Mamma Mia!
Leela: Wait! This might be a bad idea.
Maybe it's better if we go to a safe choice that Farnsworth planned
before this conference.
Nixon's Head: And what choice is that?!
Leela: Go to space the safe and cheap
way and follow what scam they have in store.
Bender: Listen to this, Nixon. You have
been one of the most ignorant presidents but you are the only one who
can, who can...
Fry: Do what you have to do, which
is to protect this rock until we find out what this rock is...
Nixon's Head: Shut up, all of you. This
is now settled, we are ignoring this nonsense and we are keeping
this rock as an attraction.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute, I
Found a Way!
Back at the PE Building...
Farnsworth: Okay, Fry I think your
choice of plan is right. We will try to answer the space rock's
Bender and Leela: We'll come (they said
Fry, Bender, and Leela go check out the
space rock and scan it, Bender knows the answer
Bender: The answer is...
Leela and Fry: Wait! Look out!
Bender looks behind and sees a
helicopter with a logo and the words: U.S. Space Army.
Captain Kenneth: Stop scanning right
now or you won't like THE BOOT!
Leela: No way, we're not gonna stop!
Captain Kenneth: Fine then. You asked
A claw comes out the helicopter and the
claw catches the space rock. The space rock is being held by the
helicopter while the helicopter is still in motion. Of cousre, the
space rock is flying with the helicopter.
Bender: That's it? HA! :lol:
Bender throws a little satelite chip
and throws it and the chip lands on the space rock. A little satelite
comes out of the chip while the chip is sticking on the space rock.
Fry: Call them... All Of Them!
Leela: Attention all PE crew members,
come meet us in...
THE U.S. SPACE ARMY BASE TONIGHT!
TO BE CONTINUED!