late at the Planet Express Building, and Professor F is asleep in his
chair, and owl flies past)
F- What wha whose there, don’t hurt me for the love of god
don’t hurt me!(He picks up the phone)
F-Who’s there don’t you know it’s the middle of the
night…… I’ve won a competition you say hrmmm…
day round the table)
F-Good news everyone! I won a competition!
Well done, what have you won?
F-What I haven’t won anything?
F-Now as I was saying I’ve won a competition, and I’ve
won a trip to Scotland while they ‘revamp’ the Building!
Scotland, you say, isn’t that where the yeti lives?
No that’s the Himalayas idiot
Well I was close Leela- No you weren’t. When do we
leave?Professor F- Tomorrow at the crack of dawnAmy-
Oh no I won’t have time to take my daily cuteness reduction
medicine!Hermes- where will be staying? Edinburgh? Glasgow?
F- Somewhere called Moray
Will there be Food?Professor F- It says theres plenty of
Bleh you people disgust me!
Well we better start packing!Fry- Swish!
Fry & Benders Apartment)
Scotland’s cold right? So what shorts, long sleeved jumpers and
gloves?Bender- No its summer so t-shirts and shortsFry-
well I’ll bring long sleeved tops incase
No fry your meant to say yes or no
Oh ok then, yes sirLeela- Ok then let’s get into the
shipBender- High ho off we go!!(They all clamber into
the ship)Leela- Bender pass me the map pleaseBender -
Yes the mapBender- Map?
Yes the mapBender- Map?
BENDER!Bender- Jeez ok heres the map
Right we’re in Scotland but where’s Moray… Ah ha
there it isFry- Yay we’re there?!
they had found there hotel)
F- Ok Leela you’re in a room with AmyLeela- Grrrrr
F- Bender & FryBender & Fry – WoohooProfessor
F- and Hermes, Zoidberg and I will share the biggest room!Leela-
Um I’m going out to see some of the local area err yeh I am!
walks out)Fry- I’m going to find the local pub with
and Bender walk out)
need to phone my mum…(Amy walks out)
Im going to see the Ruins of Lossiemouth
F- Isn’t that the places of the failure of the launch of Virgin
Galactic where the launch destroyed the whole town in a
explosion?Hermes- Yes, It’s very interesting
F – Then I’ll go with you! You’ll need some company
What about Zoidberg?Hermes- Go amuse yourself with the beach
you stinky lobster
Yay a beach I’ll mingle with the locals
back at in NNY, in the Planet Express building things are going pear
shaped, and its not Benders bean-bag)
Yes, now I have control over Planet Express, I’ll just give it
more ‘Pizzazz’ then I’ll take over it mwah
To be continued ….