Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons of Stupidity, Part 2
By Johnny Vanda
Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Stupidity disc 2 inserted
We now see our friend in some sorta security room. It has T.V. screens of every
building on the base, every angle is seen. (I wonder why they never noticed the
surveillance cameras?) They see a guard in a chair watching the screen, of course
hes asleep; those guards always are.
Fry: Hey look, its SS.
He points at a screen, which shows SS having some fun messing around with the
guards. He knocks on the wall and then hides behind some nearby boxes.
Guard: What was that noise?
The guard starts to head in the direction of the noise.
Leela: And theres Ninja.
She points at another screen, which shows Ninja fighting some guards, they
shoot at it and it deflects their bullets back at them, killing a few of them,
injuring the others. It then runs off.
Leela: Say, I wonder how Ninja is?
The codec screen pops up once again, and Ninja answers.
Ninja: What is it?
Leela: Good job, you kicked all those soldiers' asses.
Ninja: Thanks. Its a good thing you called, I just remembered something
Fry: Solidus Snake.
Ninja: Whatever. Anyway, hes an enemy spy.
Leela: Whatd you say?
Ninja: No, Im quite serious, my memory was kinda fuzzy, but I just remembered
a little while ago.
Ninja: When I fought him.
Leela: You fought him! When?
Ninja: Right before you got to me and Otacon.
Leela: Hmm, you said you had to fight off an old friend.
Fry: Say, who are Fox, Wolf, Big Boss, and Solidus?
Ninja: Fox, Grey Fox, his real name John, after losing his Medisti powers he
never regained them. Wolf, Sniper Wolf, her real name Medisti Kate, she lost her
medisti powers in The Great Battle Of New New York and like John,
never regained them. Big Boss, his real name, Philip J. Fry, Commander-in-Chief
of High Tech Special Forces Unit Fox Hound, or Fox Hound for short. Solidus Snake,
Cubert Farnsworth, well, no one cares about him.
Leela: The Great Battle Of New New York?
Ninja: Its a long story, Ill tell you sometime.
Fry: I wanna here it now.
Ninja: Fine, well let me start
. New New York, six years ago, the armies
of The Emperor had invaded the city. SP and The Emperor were in charge of the
Leela: Wouldnt The Emperor hate SP?
Ninja: Save all questions for after the story. Anyway
the city fell quickly,
but all hope was not lost. There was a renegade group of 8 people. Philip J. Fry,
Turanga Leela, Bender, X-Medisti John, Medisti Kate, Cubert Farnsworth, and two
whos real names never have been known, The two who are only known by their
Fox Hound codenames: Solid and Liquid Snake. The only two in the universe who
can truthfully say, they are the last surviving Sons Of Big Boss.
It was a very strong group, lead by Leela, but after an imperial attack, Leela
was, well, uh, dead.
Ninja: Yes, afterwards Fry took control of the group, and lead them to victory.
Thats why two years later, he and the others were recruited for Fox Hound.
Fry, because of his leadership skills, he was the boss, the biggest boss - Big
Ninja: Well, Ive got to go.
The codec screen closes, leaving our friends to go on. They leave the surveillance
room and go across yet another bridge.
Fry: Say, if Bender joined Fox Hound too, wheres he?
Bender: Who cares.
They go into another building, so many buildings, and see its a uh, what
is it anyway?
Fry: What is this place?
Leela: According to the map its the guards bunkers.
Bender: Well how far to Metal Gears base? We gotta get back, or Ill
miss the new All My Circuits, and Im low on beer.
Leela: This way.
They go outside of the building to another bridge, which is destroyed.
Bender: Oh sure Leela, this way!
Leela: Well, theres a longer way.
They go back in to find guards now patrolling.
Fry: Whered they come from?
Leela: He must of just woke up.
Bender: Well hes going back to sleep.
He fires his tranc gun and puts the guard to sleep. They go out onto the next
Leela: Oh great!
It shows another bridge going to Metal Gears storage building destroyed.
Bender: Aw crap! How we gonna get there now?
Leela: Theres got to be a way.
They go into the next building to see its a warehouse. It looks just
like the one Snake fought Raven in, in Metal Gear Solid 1, only its not
cold inside there.
Voice: Finally, youre here, I have been expecting you
They look on top of some boxes to see Bender, the future Bender, with a cigar
in his mouth and two machine guns in his hands.
you caused quite a ruckus getting here, and all to be
killed by me.
Leela: Who are you?
Future Bender: You know who I am, dont you?
Leela: No, I mean your codename.
Future Bender: Codename?
Leela: In Fox Hound.
Future Bender: What are you talking about?
Leela: High Tech Special Forces Unit Fox Hound!
Future Bender: Oh! Sorry, we never call it just plain Fox Hound. I am Vulcan
Fry: It figures.
Raven: Yes it does.
Ravens radio gets a transmission.
Big Boss: Metal Gear is now ready for launch. All personnel report to your
launch posts on the double, and that means you too, Raven!
Raven: Damn! Id stay and fight, but Big Boss will be pissed if I dont
get to my post, and Im low on beer.
Bender: I hear that!
Raven jumps from boxes to boxes until hes at the doors. He then runs
outside the warehouse, and our friends are right behind him the whole way. They
get out onto another bridge, just in time to see Raven disappear into another
building on the other side. But, theres someone else on the bridge, he has
the Liquid Snake outfit, and hairstyle and voice, his face has resemblance to
Fry and his hair is orange.
Fry: You must be Liquid.
Liquid: Thats right, I am Liquid Snake, the greatest Snake ever.
Fry: What about Solid Snake?
Liquid: That retched brother of mine, hes not even worthy of the codename
Snake. You may have beaten father so easily, but youll never get past me,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (While hes laughing, our friends just walk
past him) Huh? What the?
They go into a library, and see outside to another bridge heading towards Metal
Gears base, and its not destroyed!
The codec screen pops up again, Ninja answers.
Leela: Ninja, weve found a way into Metal Gears storage facility.
Ninja: Im way ahead of you; Im already in the base.
Leela: What? Howd you get there so fast?
Ninja: After getting Otacon, I went to the spaceship dock and took a bridge
there to the radio building, then to the library.
Leela: I saw that bridge, wasnt it out?
Ninja: A little ninja jump goes a long way.
Ninja vanishes, and is replaced by Otacon.
Otacon: Bout time you guys called.
Leela: Where are you?
Otacon: The nuclear weapons assembly building.
Leela: Wheres that?
Otacon: Before the armory.
Flashback time! Leela, Fry, and Bender are on a walkway connecting two building,
one is the armory, and one we now know is the nuclear weapons assembly building.
Leela: We never went in there.
Otacon: Im having a look around.
The codec screen closes, and our friends move on, they get onto the other side
of the library/Metal Gear storage building connecting bridge, when the codec screen
pops up again. Otacon is calling them.
Otacon: Guys! I have some bad news.
Leela: What is it?
Otacon: I have some new information on Metal Gears current location.
Leela: Where is it?
Otacon: Right here.
Otacon: Its in the nuclear weapons assembly building with me.
Leela: So theyre just luring us here, but for what?
Otacon: Probably a trap.
Otacon called it right, as a barrage of missiles came down upon them, destroying
the last Metal Gear storage building connecting bridge.
Leela: Damn! You were right, Otacon!
Otacon: What happened? What was that explosion?
Leela: The last Metal Gear storage connecting bridge is gone; its been
Otacon: If its been blown away, then shouldnt one of the enemys
helicopters be nearby?
The codec screen closes and all three of them look around, nothing. The codec
screen comes up again.
Leela: Nothing, theres no helicopter anywhere.
Otacon: Youd better call Ninja.
Otacon vanishes and Ninja replaces him.
Ninja: What just happened?
Leela: Something destroyed the last connecting bridge.
Ninja: Well, youre boned.
Leela: Cant we try to jump the gap?
Ninja: Without extensive ninja training and my exoskeleton suit, youd
never make it.
Leela: Then how are we gonna get across?
Ninja: The Metal Gear storage facility also stores their helicopter. Just steal
one of them. But dont you just want to destroy Metal Gear?
Leela: Oh, thats right, I forgot to tell you!
Ninja: This cant be good.
Leela: Otacon called and told us that Metal Gear is in the nuclear weapons
Ninja: Thats clear on the other side of the base!
Leela: We know that. Were going to have to steal a helicopter, but where
are we going to land?
Ninja: The Metal Gear storage building, the nuclear weapons storage facility,
and the nuclear weapons assembly building each have a heliport on the top of them.
Leela: Let me guess, Metal Gears base because the helicopters are stored
there, the nuclear weapons storage facility so they easily transport materials
to the nuclear weapons assembly facility.
Ninja: Very good. I should have thought something was up when I saw how little
security was around here.
Leela: Meet us near the helicopters, and keep one warmed up.
The codec screen closes and our friends enter the old Metal Gear storage facility.
Leela: We wont do much together, were lucky we didnt all
get killed by a grenade a long time ago, wed better split up. Well
meet back at the helicopters.
Fry: All right.
Fry and Bender go off in two different directions, and Leela goes in another
Leela is now seen hiding behind some boxes, she sees a guard heading her way
and for the first time fires her gun. It shoots a green laser at the guard; hes
hit and thrown to the ground unconscious.
Leela: A stun ray.
She hides his body in a nearby locker and moves on into another room. This
room just happens to be the helicopter room, all the guards are dead and it looks
like they were cut by a sword - a sword, the mark of Ninja.
Ninja: Leela! Over here!
Leela looks over to see Ninja, in a helicopter waiting for her. She gets inside
Ninja: Wheres Bender and Fry?
Leela: They should be here any minute.
Suddenly Bender and Fry come running out of separate doors, with guards chasing
them; they too hop into the helicopter.
Fry: Go! Go! GO!
The helicopter takes off and flies out of an open cargo door. They fly over
the other buildings nearing the nuclear weapons assembly building, but suddenly
something comes on the radar, and its coming up fast.
Liquid: (amplified) I cant let you pass!
Ninja quickly turns the helicopter around to see... Ill give you three
guess: 1, another helicopter; 2, Metal Gear; 3, a harrier. Yes! Give em
a prize! Lets see what we have backstage for em! All right, lets
go on with the story. They turn to see a harrier, in the front is Liquid, and
in the back is Big Boss, all nice and spruced up again.
Big Boss: Youre all going down! With Outer Heaven!
Then Big Boss launches a missile at them, and its blown to pieces by
Liquid: What the hell!
It now shows on the surveillance room/labs connecting bridge theres a
man, a man in a sneaking suit, a man that looks just like Solid
Big Boss: It appears that everything here copies off one of the Metal Gears,
Fry: It would seem so.
Big Boss: Well I have a copied off Metal Gear trick up my sleeve.
He picks up what looks like a detonator.
Big Boss: Half of this base has enough Semtex in it to blow it out the water.
You are all going down!
He presses the detonator; it blows the other half of Outer Heaven up, the side
with Metal Gears storage building, the warehouse, library, and guards
bunkers, leaving the rest of the base unaffected.
Leela: You just killed most of your men!
Big Boss: RAY, Metal Gear is already active, I dont need them anymore.
Big Boss: Metal Gear RAY, the second infamy of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of
Liberty, only one of my Metal Gears.
Leela: Theres more than one!
Big Boss: Of course, the one Otacon made for me was created so I could create
a better one!
Leela: I get it, you knew Otacon would betray you, so you build another one.
Big Boss: No, It took us a while to create one that I would truly accept, there
are four Metal Gears in all.
Big Boss: Yes, the Metal Gear Otacon made me, a one just like the one Otacon
made me, but with no self-destruct button, Metal Gear Rex, and finally Metal Gear
Leela: Thats four all right but, Liquid, Wolf, Fox, Big Boss, Raven,
and SS, which are six people and only four Metal Gears.
Big Boss: SS, Cubert is dead.
Big Boss: I thought he was on my side, but he was not.
Leela: Then he was on our side?
Big Boss: No, he was against us both, the information of who he was with died
Leela: You killed him and didnt even find out!
Big Boss: I accidentally killed him during interrogation; he took away all
Leela: Oh great job! But that still leaves five people to four Metal Gears.
Big Boss: Metal Gear RAY is different from the other, it different than it
was in the game as well, the only difference though is that it has two seats,
and can only be activated when the two correct personnel are in their corresponding
seats, namely Liquid and I.
Leela: Well that takes care of that. Hey look over there!
Big Boss: Im not going to fall for that trick.
Big Boss wasnt going to look back because he knew what was behind him,
Metal Gear Rex.
Ninja: This is not good.
Snake: Another day, another Metal Gear.
Big Boss: After I conquer the Earth, I will produce Arsenal Gear. It, like
in the game, will control the flow of digital information, and will preserve my
place as the universes true ruler.
Fox: (In Rex) Actually Big Boss, against your words I acted alone.
Big Boss: You betrayed me!
Fox: Of course not, were friends, Id never betray you. I gave the
word to build Arsenal, so we wont have to wait when we conquer the Earth!
The outer shell, the air, underwater, and space support, the digital information
processing AI or GW, the missiles, the purified hydrogen bomb, the mass produced
normal Metal Gear RAYs, which might I add are weaker than yours sir, are all completed.
It still has a few things to work out, but Arsenal is 95% completed.
Big Boss: (stunned) Good job Fox. If I could promote you I would, but youre
all ready second-in-command.
Fox: Thank you, Big Boss.
Big Boss: Theres still the matter of this little annoying fly.
Ninja: Well, now would be a good time to RUN!!!
The helicopter goes off at full speed towards the nuclear weapons assembly
building, and is hit by one of Metal Gear Rexs missiles. The helicopter
starts to go down, crashes into the armory building
Leela wakes up inside a prison cell. She looks around, but theres
no sign of Ninja, Bender, or Fry. The cell looks exactly like the one in Metal
Gear Solid 1; it has everything right down to the corpse in the corner. And then
Leela notices whose corpse it is.
Yes, the corpse is indeed SS, his body looks pretty much the same, it hasnt
even begun to rot yet.
The codec screen pops up, Otacon answers.
Otacon: Leela! Are you all right?
Leela: Ive been better.
Otacon: Yet another Metal Gear line, where are the others, I cant get
Leela: Theyre not here, they must still be knocked out in another cell
Otacon: Its pretty smart to lock you each up in separate cells where
you cant communicate. You could plot something together, but alone. Of course,
you still have codec.
Leela: Yeah, Ill try calling Ninja.
Otacon: All right, but Im on my way.
Leela: Are you sure?
Otacon: Dont worry I can bust you out, remember I have Stealth.
Leela: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Otacon disappears and Leela is successful in contacting Ninja, it appears on
Ninja: Leela? Hows everything on your end?
Leela: It could be better. SSs corpse is in the cell with me.
Leela: Yeah, theres no way I could escape either, but Otacon said hes
on his way.
Ninja: Theres some good news.
Leela: Wheres Fry and Bender?
Ninja: I dont know, theyre not here.
Leela: They must have put us all in different cells. Do you know what block
Ninja: Theres a sign right here: Cell Block K.
Leela: (Looks at her sign) Hmm, Cell Block J.
Ninja: Im going to try something, listen carefully.
Suddenly Leela hears a knock coming from right below her.
Leela: Whatd you do?
Ninja: I knocked on the ceiling; we are all right on top of each other, but
whos on the top?
Leela: I dont know, Fry and Bender arent answering.
Ninja: They must still be knocked out.
Leela: Hey wait listen
Guard: Reporting no problems in the cell near torture chamber 46 in Cell Block
Leela: Looks like theyre going to torture us.
Ninja: We know nothing of value, and they know that, theyre just doing
it for the hell of it.
Leela: What are we going to do?
Ninja: I dont know, but we have to get outta here and destroy all the
Leela: Wait a minute, I just realized something.
Leela: I have no idea how you or Snake got here!
Ninja: We were both sent in by The President to put a stop to Metal Gear.
Leela: Howd you find out about Metal Gear?
Ninja: Outer Heaven was an outlaw base, so naturally we sent a spy in.
Leela: And where are they now?
Ninja: Dead, not long after giving us the facts about Metal Gear; they were
killed by Big Boss.
Leela: That explains how you got here, sorry if I was acting suspicious.
Ninja: I dont blame you. A Ninja of all people coming outta nowhere,
knowing everything about this place, should be suspicious.
Leela: Yeah, I have a call on the other line!
Fry: Ow, my head! Are you okay?
Leela: Im fine, Ninja is too, what about Bender?
Fry: I dont know, he wont answer.
Ninja: He might still be unconscious. Fry, what floor are you on?
Fry: Cell Block M, why?
Ninja: Bender must be on Cell Block L then, below me.
Leela: What are we going to do?
Ninja: Somehow we are going to have to escape.
Leela: As I said before, Otacon is on his way.
Fry: Whenll he get here?
Leela: Soon, I think.
Ninja: Thisll take forever.
Leela: Wait, I can hear Big Boss. You guys can use my codec to listen in
Big Boss: Fox, try to get Arsenal finished as soon as possible.
Fox: Of course, Big Boss.
Big Boss: How are the prisoners?
Fox: Fine, sir.
Big Boss: Excellent. Metal Gear is ready. We will soon take this planet.
Fox: When, sir?
Big Boss: Dawn, well attack at dawn. Gather up the remaining men in the
nuclear weapons assembly building. Do they think the intruders were behind the
Fox: Yes, sir.
Big Boss: Good, whos that Ninja?
Fox: Im not sure, sir, but have a feeling that weve met before.
Big Boss: What about Snake?
Fox: Hes still at large, sir.
Big Boss: Well, put all sections on continuous alert, I want him found and
Fox: Right away, sir.
Leela: They think were behind the destruction? Were boned.
Ninja: Yes, even if we do escape, with all sections on continuous alert, well
be found and captured very quickly.
Bender: Damn man, what happened?
Bender: Whod ya expect, Mary Poppins?
Otacon: Guys! Im in Cell Block F right now.
Leela: Shouldnt you just come down here?
Otacon: I would, but the elevators out, I have to take the stairs.
Leela: Oh, just great!
Ninja: Wheres Snake?
Otacon: Hes hiding in the remains of the surveillance room right now.
Ninja: Till the heat's off.
Ninja: How long till you think you can here?
Otacon: I dont know, where are you?
Leela: Im in Cell Block J, Ninjas in Cell Block K; Frys in
Cell Block M, and Benders in Cell Block
Otacon: I should be there in five minutes.
A few minutes later Otacon came and knocked out the guard, and freed Leela.
Leela: All right, lets go get the others.
They run down a set of stairs and free Ninja.
Ninja: Come on!
They run down another set of stairs and free Bender.
Bender: Bout time you got here!
They go down a last set of stairs and free Fry.
Fry: Lets get outta here!
They escape the prison building and go through the now wrecked armory, and
then they get onto the bridge where it all started. It now shows back in the year
3007. Amy, Hermes, Zoidberg, Cubert, and the professor are watching whats
Amy: (Eating popcorn) Wow, this is pretty good.
Professor: Good thing Im taping it.
Cubert: (Also eating popcorn) Yeah. (Munch)
Back in the future, theyre halfway across the bridge when
Robotic Voice: Do you know who I am?
They all look around, but see nothing.
Leela: Is he Fox Hound?
Ninja: Again a Metal Gear rip-off.
Robotic Voice: I am SP, the highest humanity has to offer and the lowest. (He
jumps off the top off the armory and lands in front of them) Youll be sorry
you ever met me.
Leela: Weve already met you and were already sorry.
SP: What are you talking about? Ive never seen you a day in my life.
Suddenly a light goes off in Leelas head.
Leela: SP is from the future!
Leela: You come from the future.
SP: The future, oh! So youre the ones from the past?
Leela: Yeah, thats us.
SP: Hold on while I gather my thoughts, lets see
They all walk past him and into the final building of Outer Heaven. When they
get in, they can see Big Boss talking to his men, they all hide behind a pile
of boxes and listen in.
Big Boss: All right men, you all know of the group who blew up half of Outer
Heaven about an hour and twenty minutes ago. It appears that they all have escaped
confinement and are still at large. We all also know of the Jupiter Incident during
the last administration; we will take this planet with our Metal Gears! This [this
is where the pre-emption ends] is it! All right Men! Our time is now! Well
attack at dawn!!
Leela: Oh boy is this gonna be fun.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Stupidity -- please insert disc 3