Let's zoom in on the Planet Express crew, when Hermes is walking in carrying some letters.
Amy: What's it this time Hermes, more bills for the professor.
Hermes: No mon, it's more of de's fan fiction scripts.
Leela: Oh great, more boring fan fictions...
Hermes: Actually dis one you get to choose ya own story line, slightly.
He hands everyone a piece of paper.
Amy: Wow, it's set out real good.
Leela: Yeah, wait what!?
Leela has read something on small print on the bottom of the page.
Leela: The audience would like it if I make out with Amy and go out with Zapp!
Amy: I only have to choose one...
Fry starts shaking his hands frantically.
Fry: Oi. Did people just forget about me in the fan fic?
Bender: And the mighty Bender?
The camera turns back on Leela, Amy and Hermes.
Fry (OS): I'm disgraced, I should do something but I can't think.
Bender: Yeah well the writer can just bite my shiny metal... Oi my ass! It's gone.
We see Bender trying to locate his 'ass' and the crew laughs.
Leela: I think she finally got sick of you saying bite my shiny metal ass.
Bender: I want it back! This is just like the time where I gave it to the robot devil, damn you!
Fry walks over to Leela and Amy and puts his arms around their shoulders.
Fry: So I'm meant to end up going out with one of you. Who wants me?
The girls both look at each other and smile.
Leela: The audience wants romance and sexiness, well let's give it to them.
Amy nodded and they both got locked in a kiss, Fry stood back jaw dropped.
Fry: Girls I think this is children friendly, I really don't think you should be doing that.
We see a hand come on screen, grab Fry's collar and pull him off screen, we then focus on Hermes.
Hermes: This is getting outa control, I don't want to be apart of this.
He vanishes and we just hear his voice.
Hermes: Oh, wise girl huh. Put me back in the frame this instance.
Hermes returns in the picture but only as a head in a jar.
Hermes: Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Why am I just a head in the jar?
Bender: Read the small print Hermes...
We turn to Bender who is still trying to locate his ass.
Bender: Now, I was sitting here and it must of dropped off somewhere around here.
Suddenly Zoidberg appeared behind him.
Zoidberg: Hurray I get a part in this fan fic, here friend I have you ass.
Bender: My ass!
Bender grabs his ass and put's it back in place, then gives Zoidberg a kiss on the cheek.
Hermes: Why de hell did you just kiss Zoidberg for mon?
Bender: (Tearing up) He found my ass. What are you going to do about it now writer!?
Hermes: I wouldn't temp her, she'll do something that you might regret.
Bender: Like what, there's nothing she can do that I can be afraid of.
A spider appears behind him, and he turns around and screams.
Bender: Oh my god it's a spider! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
We see the girls and Fry getting dressed again.
Fry: That was fun... Hey why is everyone staring at us?
Bender: GET THAT SPIDER AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T LIKE IT!
Fry: I thought you told the writer that nothing she can do will scare you shitless.
Bender: I'm not scared shitless...
He poops out a brick.
Bender: ,,,Ok but techincally that's not called 'scared shitless', that's called 'scared brickness'. Oh yeah Bender is great.
Amy: Spider behind you.
He then runs out the room, Zoidberg follows and everyone laughs.
Leela: Well that made the room eventful.
Fry: What do you mean? I thought it was eventful when we were going at it.
Leela: No Fry, the camera wasn't even on us so that didn't even count.
Amy: Thank god it wasn't on us, I would of had some explaining to do to Kif.
Scruffy: Scruffy enjoyed watching you though.