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Hard Halloween One
By GrimSP

Note: This is a Halloween episode, it's like Treehouse Of Horror from The Simpsons except in Perfect Fry style. There are three shorts in this Halloween episode. This one is about when the Perfect Agency is sent to a Mars Base to stop the Forces Of Hell. Also that short is a parody of my favorite game Doom 3. Plus a bonus short in which it is about Leela coming back into the PA, but she has become impulsive ever since she left Fry. Also there is history about how Hard Halloween One was made and a Halloween feature called "Real, Maybe, & False" which is like True Or False. I'm sorry there are no outtakes and scenes. Also this episode contains language and violence. I hope you have a Happy Halloween as well as Enjoying The Show!


A PF PRODUCTION

We then look at a book with the letters PF: Hard Halloweens and then we hear Harry Potter music. Then we look at Section One of the book...

HARD HALLOWEEN ONE

Series Created By: "Targeted Charlton Bloodvez (aka soulkid2000)"

WELCOME TO SECTION ONE OF HARD HALLOWEEN. THIS BOOK OPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN, SO BE READY... AS YOU WALK IN HERE YOU'LL SOME THINGS THAT MAY SHOCK YOU OR NOT. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE SURPRISES FOR YOU...

Mission Tip #4: MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WHILE LOOKING HERE.


NOW WE ENTER A FEMALE NAMED TURANGA LEELA. SHE IS MARRIED TO FRY. THEY WERE AGENTS TOGETHER IN THE PERFECT AGENCY. THEY HAD 5 MISSIONS TOGETHER AND THEY SUCCEED. LATER ON, LEELA HAD TO LEAVE PA BECAUSE OF HER CHARMING BABY. IN OCTOBER SHE CAME BACK. HER BABY WAS BABYSITTED BY HER MOM IN THE SEWER. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? WELL LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

"Don't Mess With Leela!"

By: "Nacho-Man Charlton Bulllex"

 

Fry: Come on everyone. My wife is coming.

Brett: Okay. Fry. I'll set up the movie.

Fry: That's great.

Phil: I'm setting up the karate stuff.

Fry: She likes combat, thanks for knowing that, Phil.

Prof. Dollar: I have an animal for her. I think she will like it.

Fry: This is a "Nibbler". That's great. I know she loves some kind of cats nowadays.

Mario: I'm cooking Pasta.

Fry ignores Mario.

Mario: Crap.

Fry checks his watch.

Fry: She's here!

Leela comes in the agency with her suitcase and purse.

Leela: (happy) Hi everyone!

Everyone is happy to see her and they all come in to greet her.

Leela: Thanks.

Fry: Leela. It's been a long time since we ever get to see each other. So me and the PA have decided to give you a tour of fun!

Leela: Thanks Fry. So what's first?

Brett: The Matricks...

Leela: I saw that one.

Brett: We're going to watch the whole trilogy.

Everyone says "No!"

Brett: Come on.

4 Hours Later...

Everyone leaves the movie room in a very tired way.

Brett: Thank you.

Leela: Fry, turn off the lights.

Fry: Okay.

Fry leaves and turns off the lights.

Brett: What the?

We hear a cracking noise.

Leela leaves the room.

Leela joins Phil and Fry.

Phil: Where's Brett?

Leela: He says he's tired.

Fry: He should have slept the whole time.

Phil: Leela. I'm going to teach you more Karate.

Leela: Thanks. I really need to get in shape.

Phil then looks at mailbox first. He sees a video will of Brett.

We see a DVD through Brett's head. And then we see Leela wiping her hands and then leaves.

Phil: Oh my god...

Phil looks at Leela still wiping her hands.

Phil: Did you kill Brett?

Leela: Excuse me?

Phil: Oh my god! You did!

Phil then is about to pick up the phone. But then Leela jumps and then cracks Phil's head with her legs.

Leela: Oh no!

We see Leela putting Phil's body parts in the sink. Then Bender comes in.

Bender: Hey. What's with the sink?

Leela: Nothing.

Bender: Let me fix it.

Bender then picks up Phil's arms and leg.

Bender: Hey! Did you Kill Phil?

Leela: No.

Bender: Stop being a pussy.

Leela: Okay. Fine... I...

Then Leela throws a grenade at Bender's mouth.

Bender: Oh no!

Leela picks up a chainsaw and then kills Bender with it.

Bender: (screaming like a girl) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Later...

We see Leela riding on Bender. Bender turns out to be a robotic car.

Then Leela meets Joanna.

Leela: Hey Joanna.

Joanna: Whoa! What a crappy robotic car?

Leela: I made it.

Joanna: Well it looks horrible. Mostly it makes you crappy when you ride it.

Leela then gets mad.

Joanna: What the? Ahhhhh!

We see Leela with a screwdriver and a napkin.

Leela leaves the living room.

Fry: Leela... Rick is putting up a round-up of why everyone is dying.

Leela: Okay.

Fry and Leela enter the book room.

Leela: What's the round-up?

Rick finally speaks.

Rick: Well there seems to be a problem. Everyone is dying. First Brett, then Phil, then Bender. Now Joanna.

Rick opens a closet. We see a napkin through Joanna's eyes.

Mario: Whoa! And I know ya the only person who can ya do this. It's L...

Leela turns off the lights then turns it back on.

We see a sword through Mario's body.

Prof. Dollar then takes off his glasses and then search the answer on his laptop.

Leela turns the lights off and then turns them back on.

We see Prof. Dollar's glasses are right through his brain and then we see his laptop through his left leg.

Rick: I wonder who is doing this.

Fry: It's so hard? Oh. Is it Brett?

Leela: No Fry. He's already dead.

Fry: He is? But even though he was dead, he might be a ghost who's killing us.

Rick: Well the whole staff is dead...

Joanna and Samus: But we're still alive.

Leela turns off the lights and then turns them back on.

We see Joanna shot in the face and her face is all covered in blood. Samus' disguise is cut off and so is her body and heart.

Rick: Wait! I know this it's L...

Fry then makes a sleeping noise.

Fry: You're boring me Rick. I'm going to sleep.

Fry is about to leave.

Leela: Fry, can you turn off the lights?

Fry: Sure.

Fry turns off the lights.

The next day...

We see Leela eating Rick but Rick is chopped up into pieces.

Fry: What are you eating?

Leela: Penguin. Want one?

Fry: No thanks. Now wait a minute, is this place cursed.

Leela: No.

Fry. No?

Leela: No.

Fry: Then you're the one who's killing the staff. Are you?

Leela gets out of her seat.

Leela: (crying) Yes. Fry I'm sorry. It's just well the baby made me mad because of her crying so much. I didn't kill her and I really made my mom baby-sit her.

Fry: That's okay. As long as you...

Leela stops crying.

Leela: And now I have to do something to you so that no one will know about this.

Fry: What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Later...

We see Leela and Fry naked in bed.

Leela: So how do you like the new impulsive me?

Fry: With the sex and all... wonderful!

Leela: Good. Now let's turn off the lights.

Fry: Uh...

Leela turns off the lights and then still have sex with Fry.

Fry: Wow! You are great!

THE END


REAL, MAYBE, & FALSE of "Don't Mess With Leela"

Real: Leela comes back to PA.

Real: Leela and Fry's baby is being babysitted by Leela's mom.

Real: The whole staff watched all the Matricks movies.

False: Everyone died.

Maybe: Leela will join PA again.

Real: Fry is alive.

Maybe: Rick can talk.

Real: Leela and Fry had sex again.

Real: Leela loves Fry a lot.

Real: Fry loves Leela a lot.


NOW WE ENTER A MARS BASE, ALL THE HUMANS INSIDE IT DIED BECAUSE... THE FORCES OF HELL BREAK IN THEIR BASE. NOW IT'S UP TO THE PA TO STOP THEM. WHO WILL SURVIVE? LET'S SEE...

"The HELL Episode"

By "Angel Charlton Already-Killed Rez"

 

We see the PA Spaceship landing at Mars Base.

Captain Wong: Thank you for coming here to Mars Base. I'll introduce you to the crew.

Brett: Okay. Come on, gang.

Everyone follows him.

Fry: So what's the problem here?

Captain Wong: Well we keep getting messages but we don't know where it came from. And one accident happened when my wife just got murdered.

Captain Wong shows the agency the messages.

We see messages that say the word "Fire!", "Skulls", "Creatures", "Monsters".

Prof. Bluehair: I am really sure I know who is doing this but I can't remember?

Amy: Hey Dad, should I take the Agency Security Room?

Captain Wong: Agency, this is my daughter Amy and she will take you to our Security Room. Amy, I'll be in the other Mars Base.

Amy: Okay.

Later...

Amy and the agency is in the Security Room.

Amy: As you can see, a message just appeared and as you can see you see no one even making it.

Prof. Bluehair: What's that?

We see Prof. Bluehair pointing to everyone that something is coming out of the portal.

Amy: Oh crap! It's HELL!

Mario: Duck everyone ya.

Everyone ducks except Amy. Fry was about to grab Amy but then Amy gets turned into a creature. Fry then gets away fast and then gets his gun and killed Amy.

Brett: Shit!

Leela then takes care of Fry.

Fry: Now everyone has turned into a zombie instead us agency and Captain Wong.

Prof. Dollar: Well this Mars Base has 4 parts. Then we will meet here outside the Mars Base. There should then be where our spaceship and then look for Captain Wong in Mars Base 2. So we should split up.

Fry: I'll take Leela, and Prof. Dollar.

Bender: I'll take Homer, and Bart.

Mario: I'll take ya Brett and Phil.

Joanna: Me and Samus will go with each other as well we bring Bluehair.

Brett: Good. Now let's go...

TEAM 1: Fry, Leela, and Prof. Dollar
TEAM 2: Bender, Homer, and Bart
TEAM 3: Mario, Brett, and ya Phil
TEAM 4: Joanna, Samus, and Prof. Bluehair

Team 1

Fry: Dollar, you know where we are suppose to go?

Prof. Dollar: Yeah. Just keep going strait.

Leela: So how did all of this happen?

Prof. Dollar: Mars accidentally started this war. They are battling the Forces Of Hell since they were attacked Mars Base 2.

Fry: Yeah. But Prof. Dollar...

Prof. Dollar: Call me Dollar.

Fry: Okay. So Dollar, why is Captain Wong going to Mars Base 2.

Prof. Dollar: The Forces of Hell has this method in which once they destroy a certain place or object. They will leave it and go on to the next.

Leela: So now they are trying to kill all of us and then this base and then Mars.

Prof. Dollar: Exactly.

Fry: So how did Mars started this war?

Prof. Dollar: I don't know. I will think about how did they but most likely I'm thinking about all of us.

Prof. Dollar goes in front of Fry and Leela.

Fry: God...

TEAM 2

Homer: Bart.

Bart: Yeah, Homer.

Homer: Before we might get to meet the devil, let's not take our souls.

Bart: I promise... Dad.

Bender: You know. I can't even believe this is starting too fast.

Homer: I wish Marge was here....

Bart: Me too...

TEAM 3

Mario: If one of you ya die, I will ya spent 5 minutes with ya you.

Phil: Thank, Mario. And all of those painful things I said too you, I'm sorry.

Mario: That's okay ya Phil.

Phil: Hey, where's Brett.

Phil and Mario look behind and see Brett running up to them.

Then Brett screams.

Brett: AHH!!!

The demons kills Brett's head off.

Phil: Oh my god! They just killed him.

Mario then uses his gun to shoot the demons but fails, then the demons ran away.

Phil: Hey!

Phil gets up and then tries to kill the demons but also misses.

Phil: Damn!

Mario: The ya demons got away.

Phil and Mario lie down and then go to Brett and cries.

TEAM 4

Joanna: Samus, are you done checking where to go?

Samus: Nope... Hey! Where's Bluehair?

Joanna: He said he's hiding somewhere but he said it's right near the exit of this base.

Samus: Man, I think he knows this base.

Joanna: Yep.

Bluehair: Boo! Ha ha Just a joke.

Samus: Where's that coming from? Ahh!!!

The demons come in and eat Samus.

Joanna: Ahh!!!

Joanna keeps running.

Joanna goes to the right and then sees the demons are there.

Then she quickly goes to her left and then keeps on running.

Joanna: Crap!

TEAM 1

Prof. Dollar: Wait up.

Fry: Stop collecting those rocks then.

Prof. Dollar then smells the rocks.

Prof. Dollar: Oh, crap.

Leela: What?

Prof. The de...

Then the demons come again and they eat the rocks and the Prof. Dollar gets eaten.

But Prof. Dollar escape their mouth and his leg gets bitten.

Fry picks him up and they all run.

Fry brings out his gun and then shoots one of the demons and it is dead.

Leela: Come on. There's still alot.

Fry: How do you know?

Leela: I can tell.

They keep on running.

TEAM 2

Bender: Hey. Where's Homer?

Bart: You mean my dad. I don't know.

Homer then growling.

Bender: What was that?

Bart looks right him.

Bart: Ah!!!!

Bart sees Homer as a demon.

Bender: It's a demon!

Bender takes out his gun and tries to shoot Homer.

Homer eats Bender's antenna.

Bender: No! Let's go!

Bart and Bender keep on running.

Bender is also trying to shoot Homer.

Bender: Oh my god! How did he become a demon all of sudden?

Bart: I don't know. But let's get the... heaven out of here?!

TEAM 3

Mario and Phil keeps on running.

Phil: AHH!!!

The demons catch Phil.

Mario: No!!!!!!

Mario grabs Phil's arm.

Phil gets out of the demon's mouth.

Mario and Phil keep on running.

TEAM 4

Joanna keeps on running and screaming.

Joanna: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Joanna then sees a light glowing under the door.

Joanna then rushes to the room and sees Bluehair laughing.

Bluehair: You found me!

Joanna then starts to calm down.

Then the demons come in.

Bluehair looks right behind him.

Bluehair: Holy Sh--

Bluehair then gets eaten by the demons.

Joanna: Oh, my...

Joanna then hides in a little spot.

Then we see the demons flown away.

Joanna then looks a little at Bluehair.

Then Joanna sees a lot of blood on Bluehair.

Joanna sees Bluehair hanged on top.

Joanna is shocked.

Joanna: I'm shocked.

Joanna then walks to the next section.

So close...

TEAM 1

Fry: Where the hel... heck is medicine... when you need one?

Leela: I don't know. I just put ice and towels on his legs. I think he is feeling better.

Dollar (softly): Guys... I can't survive any longer. Go on... without...me!

Dollar then lies down, let goes off Leela, and then dies.

Leela (also crying): No!

Fry: Sorry, Leela. He's dead...

Fry and Leela then leave.

Fry: Someday, they will all pay...

TEAM 2

Bart: So now you're my servant.

Bender: No.; What do you think?!

Bender then yells more.

Bender: Oh crap.

The wind then howls.

Bender: Run.

The demons come out of the walls.

Bender and Bart keep running the hallway.

Then the walls keep getting destroyed by the demons.

Then the demons caught Bender's leg.

Bender then falls down in slow-motion.

Bart: No!

Bender: Run, Bart! I think you can handle himself.

Then the demons are about to kill Bart but then kills Bender.

Bart runs to a room.

Then the demons then tries to enter the room where Bart is.

Then Bart grabs a gun then shoots the demons and then closes the door powerfully.

Bart: My god!

Bart then gets silent and looks at the gun and his hands hard.

Bart then hears a clanking noise.

Bart sees another hallway.

Bart runs to it.

He keeps on running.

TEAM 3

Phil: Hey, thanks for saving me.

Mario: Not a problem.

Phil: Hey. Now you're not doing "YA"s.

Mario: Oh my god! I'm not! YES!!!!!!!!

Phil: Oh, crap. You screamed.

Mario: Oh man. And I heard the demons have...MEMORY!

Mario and Phil look back.

Mario and Phil: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ALL PEOPLE OF TEAM 3 ARE DEAD!

TEAM 1 AND TEAM 4

Fry: Hey. A hallway to almost the second Mars Base!

Leela: Great! We're almost there!

Leela and Fry walk up.

Joanna: Almost there.

Joanna then runs and then stops and sees Fry and Leela walking.

Joanna: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then Fry and Leela see Joanna.

Leela: Joanna!

Joanna screams louder with cheer.

Fry: Wait! Watch out!

Joanna: What?!

Then Joanna looks right behind her and sees the demons.

Leela: No!

Fry: Get down and do not scream.

The demons kill Joanna and then Joanna dies and then falls 30 feet down.

Fry and Leela gulp.

ALL PEOPLE OF TEAM 4 ARE DEAD!

The demons leave...

A few minutes later...

Fry: Let's go.

Fry and Leela run quietly.

TEAM 1 AND TEAM 2

Fry and Leela end up in a big section of hallways and all of them lead up to Mars Base 2.

Then Bart walks up to Leela and then holds her leg.

Fry: Bart...

Bart: Yeah...

Fry: All three of us has survived, I think...

THen they all cry. THen they pick up guns.

Leela: For Safety.

Fry: For Payback.

Bart: For Hon... I mean my Dad, Homer.

Then all of the demons come in.

Fry, Leela, and Bart all kill the demons but then Homer Demon comes in and then kills Bart.

Bart: DAD...

ALL PEOPLE OF TEAM 2 ARE DEAD!

Fry: No!

Fry and Leela keep shooting.

Then Leela shoots a tank and then Leela pushes Fry off the edge and then Leela joins him.

Fry: Wait! I know what you want me to do.

Fry then starts his parachute and Leela hangs on to him.

Then the tank explodes and first came out and all of the demons died. ALL DEMONS DIED!

A few hours later...

Fry and Leela has landed on Mars Base 2.

A few minutes later...

Captain Wong: So all of them didn't make it?

Fry: Afraid not... Only me, you, and my wife Leela survived.

Leela: Yeah.

Captain Wong: Cheers.

They all cry.

Fry, Leela, Captain Wong: Cheers.

Then they both drink Slurm.

Fry: Someday... the demons will all pay...

 

THE END

REAL, (NO Maybes IN THIS STORY), AND FALSE

Real: New characters, The Wong Family.

False: Mostly the whole story.


Hard Halloween HISTORY

Charlton: Wow! Two months!

Fry: Two months...

Dollar: I was told we had three weeks (almost one month) to do one short and it took almost or about 2 months to make this BIG story.

Phil: The big story is very sad or yet emotional, scary, a little be funny, and just TOP NOTCH!

Bluehair: Everyone knew we had to make this even more better than episode 3.

Leela: Episode 3 was a big hit at The Leela Zone.

Charlton: Prepare for the madness in this edition as well as upcoming episodes in... THE FUTURE!

NOW WE ARE DONE LOOKING AT THESE TALES...

NOW GET OUTTA HERE YOU FU-----

EVERYONE LEAVES

Buddies