Hard Halloween One
Note: This is a Halloween episode, it's like
Treehouse Of Horror from The Simpsons except in Perfect Fry style. There are three shorts in this Halloween episode. This one is about when the Perfect Agency is sent to a Mars Base to stop the Forces Of Hell. Also that short is a parody
of my favorite game Doom 3. Plus a bonus short in which it is
about Leela coming back into the PA, but she has become
impulsive ever since she left Fry. Also there is history about
how Hard Halloween One was made and a Halloween feature called
"Real, Maybe, & False" which is like True Or False. I'm sorry
there are no outtakes and scenes. Also this episode contains language and
violence. I hope you have a Happy Halloween as well as Enjoying The
A PF PRODUCTION
We then look at a book with the letters PF: Hard
Halloweens and then we hear Harry Potter music. Then we look at Section
One of the book...
HARD HALLOWEEN ONE
Series Created By: "Targeted Charlton Bloodvez (aka
WELCOME TO SECTION ONE OF HARD HALLOWEEN. THIS BOOK
OPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN, SO BE READY... AS YOU WALK IN HERE YOU'LL SOME THINGS
THAT MAY SHOCK YOU OR NOT. DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE SURPRISES FOR
Mission Tip #4: MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WHILE
NOW WE ENTER A FEMALE NAMED TURANGA LEELA. SHE IS
MARRIED TO FRY. THEY WERE AGENTS TOGETHER IN THE PERFECT AGENCY. THEY HAD 5
MISSIONS TOGETHER AND THEY SUCCEED. LATER ON, LEELA HAD TO LEAVE PA BECAUSE OF
HER CHARMING BABY. IN OCTOBER SHE CAME BACK. HER BABY WAS BABYSITTED BY HER MOM
IN THE SEWER. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? WELL LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
"Don't Mess With Leela!"
By: "Nacho-Man Charlton Bulllex"
Fry: Come on everyone. My wife is
Brett: Okay. Fry. I'll set up the
Fry: That's great.
Phil: I'm setting up the karate stuff.
Fry: She likes combat, thanks for knowing that,
Prof. Dollar: I have an animal for her. I think she
will like it.
Fry: This is a "Nibbler". That's great. I know
she loves some kind of cats nowadays.
Mario: I'm cooking Pasta.
Fry ignores Mario.
Fry checks his watch.
Fry: She's here!
Leela comes in the agency with her suitcase and
Leela: (happy) Hi everyone!
Everyone is happy to see her and they all come in
to greet her.
Fry: Leela. It's
been a long time since we ever get to see each other. So me and the PA have
decided to give you a tour of fun!
Leela: Thanks Fry. So what's first?
Brett: The Matricks...
Leela: I saw that one.
Brett: We're going to watch the whole
Everyone says "No!"
Brett: Come on.
4 Hours Later...
Everyone leaves the movie room in a very tired
Brett: Thank you.
Leela: Fry, turn off the lights.
Fry leaves and turns off the lights.
Brett: What the?
We hear a cracking noise.
Leela leaves the room.
Leela joins Phil and Fry.
Phil: Where's Brett?
Leela: He says he's tired.
Fry: He should have slept the whole
Phil: Leela. I'm going to teach you more
Leela: Thanks. I really need to get in
Phil then looks at mailbox first. He sees a video
will of Brett.
We see a DVD through Brett's head. And then we see
Leela wiping her hands and then leaves.
Phil: Oh my god...
Phil looks at Leela still wiping her
Phil: Did you kill Brett?
Leela: Excuse me?
Phil: Oh my god! You did!
Phil then is about to pick up the
phone. But then Leela jumps and then cracks Phil's head
with her legs.
Leela: Oh no!
We see Leela putting Phil's body parts in the sink.
Then Bender comes in.
Bender: Hey. What's with the sink?
Bender: Let me fix it.
Bender then picks up Phil's arms and
Bender: Hey! Did you Kill Phil?
Bender: Stop being a pussy.
Leela: Okay. Fine... I...
Then Leela throws a grenade at Bender's
Bender: Oh no!
Leela picks up a chainsaw and then kills Bender
Bender: (screaming like a girl)
We see Leela riding on Bender. Bender turns out to
be a robotic car.
Then Leela meets Joanna.
Leela: Hey Joanna.
Joanna: Whoa! What a crappy robotic
Leela: I made it.
Joanna: Well it looks horrible. Mostly it makes you
crappy when you ride it.
Leela then gets mad.
Joanna: What the? Ahhhhh!
We see Leela with a screwdriver and a
Leela leaves the living room.
Fry: Leela... Rick is putting up a round-up of
why everyone is dying.
Fry and Leela enter the book
Leela: What's the round-up?
Rick finally speaks.
Rick: Well there seems to be a problem. Everyone is
dying. First Brett, then Phil, then Bender. Now Joanna.
Rick opens a closet. We see a napkin through
Mario: Whoa! And I know ya the only person who can
ya do this. It's L...
Leela turns off the lights then turns it back
We see a sword through Mario's body.
Prof. Dollar then takes off his glasses and then
search the answer on his laptop.
Leela turns the lights off and then turns them back
We see Prof. Dollar's glasses are right through his
brain and then we see his laptop through his left leg.
Rick: I wonder who is doing this.
Fry: It's so hard? Oh. Is it Brett?
Leela: No Fry. He's already dead.
Fry: He is? But even though he was dead, he might
be a ghost who's killing us.
Rick: Well the whole staff is dead...
Joanna and Samus: But we're still
Leela turns off the lights and then turns them back
We see Joanna shot in the face and her face is all
covered in blood. Samus' disguise is cut off and so is her body and
Rick: Wait! I know this it's L...
Fry then makes a sleeping noise.
Fry: You're boring me Rick. I'm going to
Fry is about to leave.
Leela: Fry, can you turn off the
Fry turns off the lights.
The next day...
We see Leela eating Rick but Rick is chopped up
Fry: What are you eating?
Leela: Penguin. Want one?
Fry: No thanks. Now wait a minute, is this place
Fry: Then you're the one who's killing the staff.
Leela gets out of her seat.
Leela: (crying) Yes. Fry I'm sorry. It's just well
the baby made me mad because of her crying so much. I didn't kill her and I
really made my mom baby-sit her.
Fry: That's okay. As long as you...
Leela stops crying.
Leela: And now I have to do something to you so
that no one will know about this.
Fry: What the?
We see Leela and Fry naked in bed.
Leela: So how do you like the new impulsive
Fry: With the sex and all...
Leela: Good. Now let's turn off the
Leela turns off the lights and then still have sex
Fry: Wow! You are great!
REAL, MAYBE, & FALSE of "Don't Mess With
Real: Leela comes back to PA.
Real: Leela and Fry's baby is being babysitted by
Real: The whole staff watched all the Matricks
False: Everyone died.
Maybe: Leela will join PA again.
Real: Fry is alive.
Maybe: Rick can talk.
Real: Leela and Fry had sex again.
Real: Leela loves Fry a lot.
Real: Fry loves Leela a lot.
NOW WE ENTER A MARS BASE, ALL THE HUMANS INSIDE IT
DIED BECAUSE... THE FORCES OF HELL BREAK IN THEIR BASE. NOW IT'S UP TO THE PA TO
STOP THEM. WHO WILL SURVIVE? LET'S SEE...
"The HELL Episode"
By "Angel Charlton Already-Killed Rez"
We see the PA Spaceship landing at Mars
Captain Wong: Thank you for coming here to Mars
Base. I'll introduce you to the crew.
Brett: Okay. Come on, gang.
Everyone follows him.
Fry: So what's the problem here?
Captain Wong: Well we keep getting messages but we
don't know where it came from. And one accident happened when my wife just
Captain Wong shows the agency the
We see messages that say the word "Fire!",
"Skulls", "Creatures", "Monsters".
Prof. Bluehair: I am really sure I know who is
doing this but I can't remember?
Amy: Hey Dad, should I take the
Agency Security Room?
Captain Wong: Agency, this is my daughter Amy and
she will take you to our Security Room. Amy, I'll be in the other Mars
Amy and the agency is in the Security
Amy: As you can see, a message just appeared and as
you can see you see no one even making it.
Prof. Bluehair: What's that?
We see Prof. Bluehair pointing to everyone that
something is coming out of the portal.
Amy: Oh crap! It's HELL!
Mario: Duck everyone ya.
Everyone ducks except Amy. Fry was about to grab
Amy but then Amy gets turned into a creature. Fry then gets away fast and then
gets his gun and killed Amy.
Leela then takes care of Fry.
Fry: Now everyone has turned into a zombie
instead us agency and Captain Wong.
Prof. Dollar: Well this Mars Base has 4 parts. Then
we will meet here outside the Mars Base. There should then be where our
spaceship and then look for Captain Wong in Mars Base 2. So we should split
Fry: I'll take Leela, and Prof.
Bender: I'll take Homer, and Bart.
Mario: I'll take ya Brett and Phil.
Joanna: Me and Samus will go with each other as
well we bring Bluehair.
Brett: Good. Now let's go...
TEAM 1: Fry, Leela, and Prof. Dollar
TEAM 2: Bender, Homer, and Bart
TEAM 3: Mario, Brett, and ya Phil
TEAM 4: Joanna, Samus, and Prof.
Fry: Dollar, you know where we are suppose to
Prof. Dollar: Yeah. Just keep going
Leela: So how did all of this happen?
Prof. Dollar: Mars accidentally started this war.
They are battling the Forces Of Hell since they were attacked Mars Base
Fry: Yeah. But Prof. Dollar...
Prof. Dollar: Call me Dollar.
Fry: Okay. So Dollar, why is Captain Wong going to
Mars Base 2.
Prof. Dollar: The Forces of Hell has this method in
which once they destroy a certain place or object. They will leave it and go on
to the next.
Leela: So now they are trying to kill all of us and
then this base and then Mars.
Prof. Dollar: Exactly.
Fry: So how did Mars started this war?
Prof. Dollar: I don't know. I will think about how
did they but most likely I'm thinking about all of us.
Prof. Dollar goes in front of Fry and
Bart: Yeah, Homer.
Homer: Before we might get to meet the devil, let's
not take our souls.
Bart: I promise... Dad.
Bender: You know. I can't even believe this is
starting too fast.
Homer: I wish Marge was here....
Bart: Me too...
Mario: If one of you ya die, I will ya spent 5
minutes with ya you.
Phil: Thank, Mario. And all of those painful things
I said too you, I'm sorry.
Mario: That's okay ya Phil.
Phil: Hey, where's Brett.
Phil and Mario look behind and see Brett running up
Then Brett screams.
The demons kills Brett's head off.
Phil: Oh my god! They just killed him.
Mario then uses his gun to shoot the demons but
fails, then the demons ran away.
Phil gets up and then tries to kill the demons but
Mario: The ya demons got away.
Phil and Mario lie down and then go to Brett and
Joanna: Samus, are you done checking where to
Samus: Nope... Hey! Where's Bluehair?
Joanna: He said he's hiding somewhere but he said
it's right near the exit of this base.
Samus: Man, I think he knows this
Bluehair: Boo! Ha ha Just a joke.
Samus: Where's that coming from?
The demons come in and eat Samus.
Joanna keeps running.
Joanna goes to the right and then sees the demons
Then she quickly goes to her left and then keeps on
Prof. Dollar: Wait up.
Fry: Stop collecting those rocks then.
Prof. Dollar then smells the rocks.
Prof. Dollar: Oh, crap.
Prof. The de...
Then the demons come again and they eat the rocks
and the Prof. Dollar gets eaten.
But Prof. Dollar escape their mouth and his leg
Fry picks him up and they all run.
Fry brings out his gun and then shoots one of the
demons and it is dead.
Leela: Come on. There's still alot.
Fry: How do you know?
Leela: I can tell.
They keep on running.
Bender: Hey. Where's Homer?
Bart: You mean my dad. I don't know.
Homer then growling.
Bender: What was that?
Bart looks right him.
Bart sees Homer as a demon.
Bender: It's a demon!
Bender takes out his gun and tries to shoot
Homer eats Bender's antenna.
Bender: No! Let's go!
Bart and Bender keep on running.
Bender is also trying to shoot Homer.
Bender: Oh my god! How did he become a demon all of
Bart: I don't know. But let's get the... heaven out
Mario and Phil keeps on running.
The demons catch Phil.
Mario grabs Phil's arm.
Phil gets out of the demon's mouth.
Mario and Phil keep on running.
Joanna keeps on running and screaming.
Joanna then sees a light glowing under the
Joanna then rushes to the room and sees Bluehair
Bluehair: You found me!
Joanna then starts to calm down.
Then the demons come in.
Bluehair looks right behind him.
Bluehair: Holy Sh--
Bluehair then gets eaten by the
Joanna: Oh, my...
Joanna then hides in a little spot.
Then we see the demons flown away.
Joanna then looks a little at
Then Joanna sees a lot of blood on
Joanna sees Bluehair hanged on top.
Joanna is shocked.
Joanna: I'm shocked.
Joanna then walks to the next section.
Fry: Where the hel... heck is medicine... when you
Leela: I don't know. I just put ice and towels on
his legs. I think he is feeling better.
Dollar (softly): Guys... I can't survive any
longer. Go on... without...me!
Dollar then lies down, let goes off Leela, and then
Leela (also crying): No!
Fry: Sorry, Leela. He's
Fry and Leela then leave.
Fry: Someday, they will all
Bart: So now you're my
Bender: No.; What do you
Bender then yells more.
Bender: Oh crap.
The wind then howls.
The demons come out of the
Bender and Bart keep running the hallway.
Then the walls keep getting destroyed by the
Then the demons caught Bender's
Bender then falls down in
Bender: Run, Bart! I think you can handle
Then the demons are about to kill Bart but
then kills Bender.
Bart runs to a room.
Then the demons then tries to enter the room
where Bart is.
Then Bart grabs a gun then shoots the demons
and then closes the door powerfully.
Bart: My god!
Bart then gets silent and looks at the gun
and his hands hard.
Bart then hears a clanking
Bart sees another
Bart runs to it.
He keeps on running.
Phil: Hey, thanks for saving me.
Mario: Not a
Phil: Hey. Now
you're not doing "YA"s.
Mario: Oh my god!
I'm not! YES!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oh, crap. You
Mario: Oh man. And I heard the demons
Mario and Phil look back.
Mario and Phil:
ALL PEOPLE OF TEAM 3 ARE
TEAM 1 AND TEAM 4
Fry: Hey. A hallway to almost the second Mars
Leela: Great! We're almost
Leela and Fry walk up.
Joanna: Almost there.
Joanna then runs and then stops and sees Fry
and Leela walking.
Then Fry and Leela see
Joanna screams louder with cheer.
Fry: Wait! Watch out!
Then Joanna looks right behind her and sees the
Fry: Get down and do not scream.
The demons kill Joanna and then Joanna dies and
then falls 30 feet down.
Fry and Leela gulp.
ALL PEOPLE OF TEAM 4 ARE DEAD!
The demons leave...
A few minutes later...
Fry: Let's go.
Fry and Leela run quietly.
TEAM 1 AND TEAM 2
Fry and Leela end up in a big section of hallways
and all of them lead up to Mars Base 2.
Then Bart walks up to Leela and then holds her
Fry: All three of us has survived, I
THen they all cry. THen they pick up
Leela: For Safety.
Fry: For Payback.
Bart: For Hon... I mean my Dad, Homer.
Then all of the demons come in.
Fry, Leela, and Bart all kill the demons but then
Homer Demon comes in and then kills Bart.
ALL PEOPLE OF TEAM 2 ARE DEAD!
Fry and Leela keep shooting.
Then Leela shoots a tank and then Leela pushes Fry
off the edge and then Leela joins him.
Fry: Wait! I know what you want me to
Fry then starts his parachute and Leela hangs on to
Then the tank explodes and first came out and all of
the demons died. ALL DEMONS DIED!
A few hours later...
Fry and Leela has landed on Mars Base
A few minutes later...
Captain Wong: So all of them didn't make
Fry: Afraid not... Only me, you, and my wife Leela
Captain Wong: Cheers.
They all cry.
Fry, Leela, Captain Wong: Cheers.
Then they both drink Slurm.
Fry: Someday... the demons will all
REAL, (NO Maybes IN THIS STORY), AND
Real: New characters, The Wong Family.
False: Mostly the whole story.
Hard Halloween HISTORY
Charlton: Wow! Two months!
Fry: Two months...
Dollar: I was told we had three weeks (almost
one month) to do one short and it took almost or about 2 months to make
this BIG story.
Phil: The big story is very sad or yet emotional,
scary, a little be funny, and just TOP NOTCH!
Bluehair: Everyone knew we had to make this even
more better than episode 3.
Leela: Episode 3 was a big hit at The Leela
Charlton: Prepare for the madness in this
edition as well as upcoming episodes in... THE FUTURE!
NOW WE ARE DONE LOOKING AT THESE
NOW GET OUTTA HERE YOU FU-----