American Fry uh Idiot Pt1
PE Building, Crew watching TV, Fry and Leela enter holding hands on the account they are going out and start listening to an ad
Billie Joe: Hey I’m Billie Joe Armstrong,
lead singer of Green Day and hear to tell you we’ll be
appearing at ‘The Madison Cube Garden’ this Saturday and
giving one lucky fan the chance to join us on our tour of America and
we’ve got a special surprise for everyone. Bye...
Fry: Wow Green Day, they were my 3.14567326th
favourite rock band during my time.
Leela: That doesn’t make sense. How can be
your 3.14567326th favourite band?
Fry: I was about to make my 3rd favourite band but
then I got frozen. We have to get tickets.
The Professor: Good news everyone! About ten
seconds after that ad I won eight tickets to Green Day. Oh my yes
eight tickets blue hay
Fry: How did you do that?
The Professor: Well the easy part was getting the
free tickets. The hard part was getting the free tickets.
The Madison Cube Garden
Green Day start to finish Blvd of Broken Dreams
My shadow’s only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart’s the only things that beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I walk alone
Billie Joe: Thank you everyone, now before we
carry on were gonna choose whose gonna come on tour with us and for
any one who was to busy watching us rock out we are the first heads
to get their bodies remade.
Tre Cool: It is the lucky fan sitting in seat
number 37961467 on row pentdectuple Z or Z 50 times
Fry stares at his ticket
Fry: Yahoo!!!!! I won, oh yeah. Hail to the Fry
Mike Dirnt: Ok apparently we have a winner. Come
up here, also can you the guitar?
Green Day carry on with concert
After the show at the PE building
Leela: Since when can you play the guitar?
Fry: It’s a long story so settle down...
After realising I couldn’t play the holophoner without the
devils although it did get me going out with Leela...
The Professor: After that I gave him an implant
so he could play the holophoner hehehe.
Fry: He means electric guitar
Outside the PE building
GD tour bus and bus for PE crew behind
Billie Joe: Hurry up Fry!
Fry: That’s my ride and that’s yours
Billie Joe: You lot get on!
Fry: Yeah come on
Some street in Washington outside the White House
Billie Joe: This song was a big **** you to all
the politicians, this songs called Holiday
Voice on walkie: I’m in position...
Other voice on walkie: Good and don’t miss
Yet another voice on walkie: Oh
Other voice on walkie: Kiph shut up
Yet another voice on walkie: Oh
Voice on walkie: Can I kill him now?
Other voice on walkie: Yes, yes you can
Billie Joe: Zieg Hal to the president gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel Towers who criticize your Government
Bang Bang goes the brok...en... glass...and kill
all the fags...who don’t agreeeee...
Mike Dirnt: Oh my God someone just assassinated Billie Joe Armstrong
Other voice on walkie: You missed you idiot, you were supposed to get the red haired one.
Voice on walkie: Um sorry sir
Yet another voice on walkie: Ahhh
So Billie Joe Armstrong has been shot and someone’s got in for Fry and I really hope I don’t have to tell you. Stay tuned for next part