(Fry is sitting next to Bender and Leela in the PE lounge)
Bender: Well, meatbags I should probably get stealing- I mean going... (his eyes shift back and forth a few times)
(he gets up, scratches his back and heads for the door)
(Fry shifts nervously on the couch)
Leela: (concerned) What's wrong, Fry? (she moves closer to him)
Fry: Oh, it's nothing... just....
Leela: Just what?
Fry: There's just this girl. I like her- I mean I really like her.
Leela:(suspicious) Really? Do I know her?
Fry: You could say that....
Leela: So, what about her?
Fry: Well, (he scratches the back of his head) I, uh, wanted to talk to her about something but she doesn't think much of me.
Leela: She does.
Fry: I haven't even told you who she is!
Leela: Well... who is she?
Fry: Oh, some girl. But I know she doesn't like me.
Leela: She does.
Fry: How do you know?
Leela: Because I have the same problem.
Fry: With who?
Leela: Some guy.
Fry: (disappointed) Oh.
Leela: ... You should talk to her.
Fry: She'll ignore me.
Leela: I'm sure she won't.
Fry: ... You should talk to him.
Leela: I can't.
Fry: You can.
Leela: Then if I can, you can.
Fry: I told you, she doesn't.
Leela: How do you know?
Fry: From experience.
Leela: I see. Well, every guy I've dated always seemed to be ambitious and successful but then turned out to be jerks... every guy I've dated has turned out that way!
Fry: I'm sure this new one won't turn out that way.
Leela: You don't know that.
Fry: Well, maybe if you told me who he was-
Leela: I'm sure you know him...
Fry: *sigh* I wish she loved me.
Leela: You don't know that she doesn't-
Fry: Yes I do.
Leela: Just talk to her-
Fry: I can't. She'll say no.
Leela: Has that ever stopped you before?
Fry: No... I suppose it hasn't.
Leela: I know if I ask the guy that I like he'll say yes but I'm not sure if he really loves me.
Fry: He loves you.
Leela: (grins) And she loves you.
Fry: You should talk to him.
Leela: You should talk to her.
Fry: I'll talk to her if you talk to him.
Leela: Tell her you love her-
Fry: Tell him you love him-
Leela: Okay, we'll both go tell them. At the same time.
Fry: O-Okay. (He and Leela both stand up and take deep breaths)
Fry and Leela together: I love you. (Leela's eye goes wide and Fry gasps).
(They both lean in and share a passionate kiss)
Leela: So are you going to talk to her?
Fry: I just did.